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Welcome! Feel free to look about and leave comments hither and dither! I welcome you all in open arms... or something.So a hidily didely dee… some more made up words for me!
So, due to exams finally being over (more on that later) Eliza had her super party in a field for the gods! As well as those that bitch and moan for an invite…. So, I thought this would be good… we’ll see how it turned out. With only a post code and a Google Maps map my mother and I headed off into the world of Suffolk. Getting lost we soon found balloons! Upon following the balloons we soon found the camp site where I launched my bag at Ben… then he hit me in the penis… Not getting a greeting… (it was a warm welcome) I mingled with people and more people turned up.
Ben, Max and I decided to play with the fire. Putting all of the wood we had on it… With a nice large fire I played a fun game off “JUMP THE FIRE” where Max did get a very decent picture, but because his phone is insane in the membrane, it didn’t save the displayed picture…. So soon I shall dine in… wait…
Soon, suddenly and other words that begin with S as well as have SOMETHING to do with this sensational event, a car arrived on the field, and out stepped two to three men who looked like they were about 25 or something, they didn’t recently finish their GCSEs, or so I think they didn’t… Well, out of fear we put Max’s Tent up with hilarious antics to ensue…
Really the rest of the afternoon was a sort of blur with heavy screams of people on Alocohol then later heavier screams of “I want a spliff!”, SHAMEFUL. To escape for a bit Max and I walked Simon to his Car… We were around the fire a bit, but more weird new people were there being rather rude… so we walked around aimlessly for a while going from group to group seeing what people were doing, and consuming.
At numerous occasions Max and I hid in his tent to chat, eat Skips and drink Dr. Pepper. Just because we are awesome. We would go walk about to see what people were doing… really no sex happened… apart from what we can assume to be Rosie and Connel.
One time when we went out I mentioned the word “Spliff” and instantly the guy from the drug mobile, Chris, popped out and around going, “Hey Guys” thinking we could be probably some new business… He said he had rolled so many “Js” to which Max in a high pitch nervous voice went, “What are Js?” Then Joints, Ben said “You really know your lingo” to which the drug dealer had no idea what Ben was on about and thought Ben was on some kind of TRIPPY drug formed from the tears of a unicorn… I made up the unicorn bit.
On another occasion there seemed to be a bong or some form of druggy instrument at the fire… which was worrying… OH! Time for the funz! As Max and I were talking in the tent Helena walked past asking who was in there, we replied, she then pronounced how she loves us, demanded that I say “I love you” back, then said how she will miss me sitting NEAR her in Art (even though I moved away from there some time ago). Then Eliza came to stumble through high pitch and REALLY drunk.
She talked about how she was kinda sorry that we weren’t having the BEST of time (due to the heavy drugs and booze) she talked about all her plans for the future about how she was going to marry some Russian person… which then later turned out that our ENTIRE conversations could be heard from outside… I mean REALLY… that is kinda worrying with what we were talking about… oh well, everyone was drunk so no one will remember, apart from Max and I, and Emily if she was listening…
When people had died down we went to the fire where the druggies had packed up and sleeped and we all gathered round trying to keep it going with Vodka and Aerosol… When the light was beginning to shine, we decided to try and cook sausages, on a grill that had been under a lump of dirt, on some smouldering ashes… this was pretty fun (apart from my converse getting ruined) and I think Nathan Jest will get Dysentry.
We soon waited in cold in the tent and soon Andy invited us to his tent, where it was cozy… we got his speakers put them in the tent of the already stabbed-in-the-face-twice-by-a-pen Ben, we then played some rather loud techno noise music which woke him up and we all giggled. We then did this to Rosie and Connel as well… Connel was awake, Rosie yelled “FUCK OFF!”. We then lazed about as people got out of tents hung over.
Soon people left one by one, some left early, and then it was really Ben, Eliza and I… leaving us for the fun job of! TAKING APART THE GAZEEBO! Yeah, this was okay… ish… I left half way through to be picked up, and when once in a car, I realised I STANK of smoke, from the fire… when I got home, I went to my room, stripped naked, then changed my clothing, I still stink… due to my hair… but I’m sure when I clean it today it will go.
The rest of the day was boring and dull and BORE VILLE!
This is what I looked like after the party, I thought it would be different than normal (due to no sleep) but instead, I look the same… I think…

THE REST OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The week started on monday, where I said goodbye to my laptop (that was then taken away in the afternoon (entire day wasted)) where I sat in the foetal position and revised Chemistry, same for Tuesday…
The Chemistry exam from what I remember was fine, I must’ve found it harder than biology because I had 10 minutes left not 15. Afterwards Eliza, Emily, Rose, Max, Clio and I (later joined by Sarah Harris) went into Fram to get food and sit on the castle. They talked of rolling down hills… then I rolled down the big one to show how freaking painful it is… I think my legs slightly swapped place from them trailing behind so much, then I was told to do it again where I stumbled up the hill with dead legs and no sight… rolled down the hill managed to hit the bump and landed with a thump winding me… woo.
Time passed, I was about to leave so Eliza and I had a roll down the hill race, she only just won on one of the smaller hills but I managed to keep my dignity (no skirt up to my face) and managed to stand up straight afterwards (no lying on the floor for me) we did record this, but I think that footage is lost to the sands of time.
When I got home I started Physics (in the foetal position) I also drew a picture, which I will at some point colour… and at least one comic, maybe two… no just the one, I have paper for a second… This was the same for Thursday. Friday I did the Physics, had 22 minutes to spare, got me worried, I’d say I got an A (I’d say possible A* Bio, slight chance of A* in Chemistry, most likely A) definitely not an A*… but then, IT WAS ALL FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which is always good! Chloe, Emily, Max, Ben and I all talked as we waited for various lifts. I was gone, my laptop was back, we embraced. I opened it, found out that headphones don’t work with the USB sound card, so I still have no sound, I just need some speakers now… (which I will get my brother to order, most likely Monday).
After a hurried lunch, I went to get my yearly eye check up! My eyes have changed, for the worse, by about half, so no new glasses. The “good” news is, I can barely read the second Line… The top one was N… next line… uh… don’t know… and… E? Turned out second line was H then E… I could barely make out the H… I saw a smudge… I then got to wait as my dad got a check up and got talked to by creepy receptionists telling me to get a job… nut sacks to them, I want to relax! I then had like, a long talky thing with my dad, which is rare…
Then I read Bleach (more on that…) then stuff…
Something I did remember, Thursday, I was talking to my brother and as he went through all my facebook friends I then went out to describe all the things each person had down with certain people… (Like Bethany and Tom’s Bruise).
HOLY CRAP IT IS ANIME!!!!!!!!!
SPOILERS AND THEN SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!
HOLY CRAP ON A ROCK OF SALT! STARK’S RELEASE IS LIKE, SPLIT PERSONALITY! LILLNETTE SEEMS TO BE THE GUN WHERE THE HOLE AT THE FRONT IS HER HEAD… SO YOU GET HUMOUR AS HE TOUCHED HER “BUTT”. IT FIRES FREAKING CEROS! THEN, IT FIRES THEM LOADS! REPEATEDLY! SHUNSUI FINALLY SHOWED OFF SOME MORE OF HIS RELEASE! I THINK THE BLADES LOOK SEXY! THEN, JUST AS IT WAS ABOUT TO GO TITS UP, JOUSHIRO UKITAKE FUCKING JUMPED IN AND FREAKING BLOCKED IT WITH HIS RELEASE… STARK THOUGHT IT WAS A CERO! THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY!
Anime over…
OH! My DT thing…

GOLDEN AND GLORY!
I hope I get speakers soon, I can’t stand any more of “Loose Women”.
So, I was wrong, yesterday should’ve been 4 out of 12… oh well…
So today I had english, another one of those exams that aren’t fun to look at. This was not fun at all. Admitedly, I think I passed… which is good. I loved the last question really going deep and gaying out on this view from my window and kinda going into how “Urban Devevlopement” is slowly encroaching into my perfect view. Something like that, I hope I can get the paper back so I can copy it out, I actually loved that entry I did… Sad to see it go.
Well, because it was 11am and I had no other exams, I went home… I then lazed about the house, playing pokemon and other things… then I guess it was time for…
*cough*
E3 GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!! FO SHIZZZLE MO FO!!!!!!!!!!
So, it started with the Nintendo Conference where I was expecting all sorts of add-ons and “games”. It started off slow, really showing how there is the Wii Fit Plus… so you can go and buy a NEW WiiFit for EVEN MORE money, as well as the release AGAIN of the Motion Plus… which we’d seen last year… guess it was to show that they have mastered it now? There was the most HIGHlarious bit… I think it was called the Vitality Sensor. It is basically, a thing that measures the pulse in your finger… to tell you probably when to breath and when you die… seeing as the Wii now makes sure you never have to look away from the screen again.
It picked up when they got onto actual DS games, these including A new Super Mario and Luigi game, which rock. The Kingdom Hearts DS game, that had STUNNING visuals for a DS game, I mean… really… and Golden Sun for the DS! Oh, towards the beginning Nintendo showed off their first cash cow… Mario, in how they “remade” the New Super Mario Bros DS thing… onto the Wii, where the only difference is now you can get 4 players at once for a real CLUSTER FUCK and a propeller power… that makes you look like you are special needs in a unitard…
There was a quick mention of another cash cow… The Legend of Zelda. I believe there is another game with Toon link to be coming out called something like the Phantom Rail or something, I’ll get it because the DS games are good enough to pass the time. There was not much other than an image for this.
Then they actually started to have their games for the Wii… their ACTUAL games. They had two rail shooters, Dead Space and a Resident Evil one. There was Super Mario Galaxy 2 (which I guessed and that Ben then later revealed was on the internet for some time) and a kick arse Metroid game, that seemed to swap between the classic side scrolling (ish) view to the FPS view… it looked pretty insane with full motion videos and a guy that looked like Mustang. When I saw this it made me think about how each fanboy group has at least one female to imagine as their bride… Nintendo would be Samus, Final Fantasy would be Tifa, Zelda would be… Zelda… then those are the main Fan boy groups… I could go into anime, but ALL anime has at least one character with boobs bigger than her head… even pokemon… not as much in pokemon, but still as big as head…
That was about it for the Nintendo… I hate Miss Dunaway or w/e she is always annoying, Reggie is much better…
Then it was time for some Sony action. This had a VERY slow start, with the new PSP. The PSP Go… Sony’s main plan for the day was not to mention games, just to have random clips in a large clipshow FLASH BY so you can guess what is going to come… They spent AGES on the PSP Go… They had MAG, which was VERY impressive, with the amount of players… 246 i believe… The main problem is, you can barely find 6 people on Halo 3 (at times) let alone 245… there was a game which I think was called Uncharted which looked prettyfull…
I think some other stuff was shown, but none of it was important because… FINAL FANTASY 13 F0074G3! The most of the footage they had looked like a film trailer… until they got to actual gameplay. It looked very impressive as well, don’t like the main character… very Ugly… it does look pretty awesome though. That was not all though… Also that was very hush hush, or under a code name… FINAL FANTASY 14!!!!!! This is the new online game that will be out on PC, PS3 and Xbox 360… there is a chance of Mac and Linux as well… it looked pretty tasty…
Sony also showed off their motion sensor stuff, that is a stick with a glowing ball on it (which is what the sensor picks up) which is made by the same people as the Eyetoy (instant fail?) and was apparently being worked on for YEARS… to be honest, when they were first showing it off, with all these things to cover it… it was VERY eye toy and didn’t look that good… the drawing/painting bit was quite cool, but I think the Project Natal Painting was MUCH better… he showed off how it can be used for FPS (even if you didn’t notice it) RTS (even the ones where you control units yourself). Then it went into how it can be used in a more RPG sort of game. This, however, required two sticks, one for each arm… oh… really (looks like they jumped in Nintendo’s bandwagon)). This was quite good, when he was swinging the sword, shield, arrow shooting, shuriken throwing… the main problem with throwing is that there is no REAL depth perception… and also you are never sure if you are throwing it AT them because of the camera…
Sony also showed off from the people that made Little Big Planet, a VERY impressive racer (that Nathan wont get due to the lack of the words, “First”, “person”, “shooter”, “War”… it was fully cutomizable, which was the least to be expected from LBP team . Cars can be as well. We were also shown the VERY easy to use track builder that seemed to be able to make very professional looking tracks with ease/
The last thing (that I can remember) was God of War 3. This was teh same sort of angry walking through the joint and stabbing everything that looks at you with a funny glance and then ripping off their own horn and then stabbing it through their face in a quick time event (actually happened) looked pretty…
OH! Two more games that I remembered… one being The Last Guardian… which was an odd game, it showed what looked like a cell shaded child running through a detailed place, with a proper detailed thing chasing him, this was the same throughout, a very bright coloured child in a dark life like world… not much could really be gotten AT ALL from this…
Then, of course, there was Assasins Creed 2 (should it be Assasin’s?). . This had some prettyful graphics, a new look that was quite cool, and what appeared to be two daggers of hidden stab you in the face via my wrist… there were even smoke bombs, it looked very good, I hope it is on 360…
That is all that comes to mind… so yeah…

