Where have I been?

Well, You may or may not have noticed that I, as well as everyone else, has not posted a blog in near to a long time…. Most likely about a month, or even since the very last exam… in fact yeah, my last blog was Eliza’s party…. Which after a quick check, was like the 20th June. Now being the 5th, it seemed like a good idea to get this done first.

My excuse, well, to start with I felt like doing a daily thing, that never got done, then a week thing… same…. so now… this is a Bi-weekly or even tri-weekly thing… who knows, I may blog if something interesting happens… maybe. During this time I have had MANY a blog title name buzz round my head, (e.g. Wind, rain, shadow, wood, sword, thunder, power, sleep. Or, HENSHA A GO GO BABY!) but instead, all of them are ruined…. ALL OF THEM!

So, the first week, I spent my entire time watching Cardcaptors, which has thus spawned a never ending loop of the theme song in my head:

Whilst also doing bits of Facebook in between each episode. Because I am the physical awesome incarnation in the shape of a boy who FINALLY recently hit 50kg (7.87365222 for our imperial friends) after being about…. 45-48kg for about 3 years. Then during this week, I ended up going into town with some friends.

This was quite the enjoyable experience, I arrived at the train station in Campsee Ash (aka Wickham Market Station) then stood their wondering how on earth I get a ticket (TIME IS RUNNING OUT IS NOW PLAYING!!!!!!) so I asked a strange man…. On the train is where I get them. I bumped into some people going to Colchester… then getting on the train got a text Simon saying he was at the back. I got a £2.69 or something like that ticket for return and there…. cause I am awesome. Upon arrival we met Adam at the station then walked out to see Oli at the bus stop. We walked into town where Simon decided to tell us he needed to buy some presents, so we went into Boots to buy some perfume… well, he was buying it, we stood there chatting. Simon bought some “£30″ perfume that turned out to be £40… Then we went to HMV where I bought a Silversun Pickups CD. I’ve taken a liking to them to them, especially this song:

After buying it I decided to see what the others were doing, playing Guitar Hero Metallica… which they’d both chosen Easy (By they, I mean Oli and Adam) and were doing a half crappy attempt… so Simon and I kicked them off to show our MAAAAAAAAAAAAD Skills, thankfully I picked the lead guitar, because whatever Simon was doing was just open strings…. the buttons were stiff on the guitars… the song was boring, they had the Guitar Hero 2 guitars…. meaning to activate star power you have to rotate about 180 degrees….. so from going like…. \ that if the top were the guitar, to / whilst still playing….

We went to a clothes shop because Simon needed another present, where no one bought anything apart from Simon who got a necklace for Lauren C. Then we went into another one trying to find a better thing… But to no avail. We ate at Subway like cool people do. I told them not to get a drink because you can get 2 drinks for a pound at Poundland. Which we did… We then headed toward the cinema where we stopped to buy a Buddha for Simon.

Along the way we decided to see which way was quicker, so Adam and Simon went one way, Oli and I went the other, we must’ve taken a REALLY long route, because they were at the front of the queue when we got there…. We bought our tickets, then bought some food and went to the screen. We decided to see “The Hangover” which I thought would be a sort of lamez comedy. Nah, it was quite good. It did have it’s moments of slapstick comedy, but I thought it was quite a good film. We saw quite a few good trailers as well. Like the new James Bond film… I mean Sherlock Holmes film… but he isn’t the Sherlock Holmes we all know, no, he instead has longish hair (looking a bit of a bum) makes witty remarks, seems to have lots of sex and gets into slow motion boxing fights with men with his shirt off and at other times shoots things that explode and then things with hammers and explosions and jumping out of windows…. So not James Bond at all, it looks good… I want to see it. We also saw the new Sacha Cohen film trailer… Bruno (but with an Umlaute u) this looks quite good as well… BUT it is an 18… so sucks to be everyone…

After the film we stumbled about a bit in the blinding light then headed for the station, where there was a bit of a broken gate so they didn’t work…  we saw Adam run off, a woman going down the stairs with a pram… with a child in… and then Simon and I waited for our train… and then we talked and stuff…

It was about this day that I started to play maple… none stop… Whilst playing Maplestory I have now watched all of The Inbetweeners (which is actually very funny, like Skins, but MORE real life) the last episode of the 2nd Season is pretty much the best, with some awesome quotes, such as, “You’re up early” “What’s early when you haven’t slept” and “Have you showered?” “Don’t be silly, you can’t revise in the shower, the BOOKS get wet” (at the end going high pitch) it is pretty good…. and then Black Books… spawned another blog title (Jam Jam Jam… Bleurgh! *throws on Ceiling*)  is just so awesome that everyone knows it… Next I’ll watch some Green Wing… then… I dunno, anime? More Cardcaptors?

NO WAIT! MORE 1st week, stuff that actually happened…. Monday I went to the Orthodontist… this was… okay… I was told that I need to brush more at the top of a tooth that is REALLY hard to get to without ripping off my lip…. and because he put the bracket so high… (what an arse) then I got wires VERY long put into my brace… which then spawned them stabbing the back of my mouth… more and more as they were tightened… I then got told that next time I visit, they come off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then the receptionist said my next visit is the 3rd of August……… great…. because everyone loves that…. Also at some other time in the week, I went to get my eyes checked… I am SOOOOOOO Blind… without my glasses on, I can barely read the second line… as in…. I got 1 out of 2 letters correct…. so no change since last time, I just never really knew HOW blind I was….

This week, I’ve been playing maplestory non-stop… really because there is an event, where there is a quest where you have to spend 50 hours in a map, in 30 minute chunks because every 30 minutes something spawns, you kill it, leave the map, finish it, start it, repeat…. that is 100 30 minute trips… do you know how many I’ve done? 73…  that is 36.5 hours… on a map… a crap one at that… not training…. I obviously wasn’t just sitting there, no, I played pokemon excessively, I played TY The Tasmanian Tiger 2 (LOL) I played Viewtiful Joe (hence one of the possible titles) I watched things…. but yeah… it has been fun… At one point when someone was on to talk to (Max knows who (*wink*)) I ended up in some big “argument” with Irish man Sean, Florida Bethany and the Florida Bethany’s Mum…. about Religion… both believe in god, one believed in the bible (too much I say) the other just thought there was a god, I was the atheist in the pack… trying to keep the peace… this went on until like 5am… in which Florida Bethany went to sleep…. (sad face) and Sean and I stayed awake because 2 hours sleep just wasn’t enough… The next day, or same day, I ended up talking till 2am… then fell asleep to wake up with my calculator on my face….

During the week I made cakes again, for the critical part where I put them in the oven that I  didn’k know how to use arrived… I paniced, slammed it on Conventinal Oven, came back to find that there was shit loads of smoke…. my cakes weren’t cooked properly (were pretty much liquid now in the middle) in which I was later told we don’t use that one cause there is fat on the top heater…. which makes the smoke…. then Recently, I ended up being the one to put bread in the bread machine…. I did everything…. then I put in the yeast, I only read the 1/2 tsp out of the 1 1/2 tsp of of Yeast, so I had some HDB (High Density Bread) which was okay…. just a bit dense….

SPORTS! Well, Wimbledon has been going on. Recently Serena Williams beat her brother sister, Venus, in the finals winning the mens womans. Andy Murry played an EPIC match on day that went on till 11pm and went to 5 sets and it was just EPIC. He made it to the semis then lost against one of the more boring tennis players… Roddick…. all he does is just be a big server…. it is INCREDIBLY Boring…. So now it is Federer (Who I wanted to win just so he can get his title (Even though this was possibly the ONLY year that Murry could win) is going to beat Roddick senseless…

Oh, I also started to play Jak II: Renegade again, just because I remember them being VERY fun games, which they are…. I also found it amazing how just simple jump roll, roll, and jumps and kicks can make me happy thinking it is a bit like free running. The one problem is the spawn points have a tendency of being the beginning of the level…. which can easily piss you off… it is fun driving though… getting the police on your tail, on your hover bike thing that is nearly exploding, high speeds to a wall, jump off, bike explodes on the wall, then as you are in the air you steal the nearest one. <3

I have finally ordered me some Speakers…. which is awesome

ANIME!!!!!!!!!

*SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

OKAY, HOLY SHIT! STARRK IS SEXY, BUT OMG SO ARE SHUNSUI AND UKITAKE! THEIR SHIKAIS ARE FUCKING AWESOME! BUT OMG! WONDERWEISSE IS HERE! AND HE BOUGHT SOME BIG FAT THING! AND NOW! UKITAKE HAS A HOLE IN HIM FROM WONDERWEISSE AND SHUNSUI JUST GOT BLASTED BY STARRK! WTF!!!!!!!! BUT THE VAIZARDS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!

*Spoilers*

I also hear in the subs it is finally getting to the Ulquiorra fight with Ichigo!!!! SEXY!!!!!!!!!!! I may watch that one early…. The English dubs are getting there. I still need to watch 128 and 129…. but I’m getting there!

ANIME OVER!

I think that is really it…. I’m sure I had a bunch of pictures to put…. but I guess I don’t anymore….

Eliza’s Party From A Sober View!

So a hidily didely dee… some more made up words for me!

So, due to exams finally being over (more on that later) Eliza had her super party in a field for the gods! As well as those that bitch and moan for an invite…. So, I thought this would be good… we’ll see how it turned out. With only a post code and a Google Maps map my mother and I headed off into the world of Suffolk. Getting lost we soon found balloons! Upon following the balloons we soon found the camp site where I launched my bag at Ben… then he hit me in the penis… Not getting a greeting… (it was a warm welcome) I mingled with people and more people turned up.

Ben, Max and I decided to play with the fire. Putting all of the wood we had on it… With a nice large fire I played a fun game off “JUMP THE FIRE” where Max did get a very decent picture, but because his phone is insane in the membrane, it didn’t save the displayed picture…. So soon I shall dine in… wait…

Soon, suddenly and other words that begin with S as well as have SOMETHING to do with this sensational event, a car arrived on the field, and out stepped two to three men who looked like they were about 25 or something, they didn’t recently finish their GCSEs, or so I think they didn’t… Well, out of fear we put Max’s Tent up with hilarious antics to ensue…

Really the rest of the afternoon was a sort of blur with heavy screams of people on Alocohol then later heavier screams of “I want a spliff!”, SHAMEFUL. To escape for a bit Max and I walked Simon to his Car… We were around the fire a bit, but more weird new people were there being rather rude… so we walked around aimlessly for a while going from group to group seeing what people were doing, and consuming.

At numerous occasions Max and I hid in his tent to chat, eat Skips and drink Dr. Pepper. Just because we are awesome. We would go walk about to see what people were doing… really no sex happened… apart from what we can assume to be Rosie and Connel.

One time when we went out I mentioned the word “Spliff” and instantly the guy from the drug mobile, Chris, popped out and around going, “Hey Guys” thinking we could be probably some new business… He said he had rolled so many “Js” to which Max in a high pitch nervous voice went, “What are Js?” Then Joints, Ben said “You really know your lingo” to which the drug dealer had no idea what Ben was on about and thought Ben was on some kind of TRIPPY drug formed from the tears of a unicorn… I made up the unicorn bit.

On another occasion there seemed to be a bong or some form of druggy instrument at the fire… which was worrying… OH! Time for the funz! As Max and I were talking in the tent Helena walked past asking who was in there, we replied, she then pronounced how she loves us, demanded that I say “I love you” back, then said how she will miss me sitting NEAR her in Art (even though I moved away from there some time ago). Then Eliza came to stumble through high pitch and REALLY drunk.

She talked about how she was kinda sorry that we weren’t having the BEST of time (due to the heavy drugs and booze) she talked about all her plans for the future about how she was going to marry some Russian person… which then later turned out that our ENTIRE conversations could be heard from outside… I mean REALLY… that is kinda worrying with what we were talking about… oh well, everyone was drunk so no one will remember, apart from Max and I, and Emily if she was listening…

When people had died down we went to the fire where the druggies had packed up and sleeped and we all gathered round trying to keep it going with Vodka and Aerosol… When the light was beginning to shine, we decided to try and cook sausages, on a grill that had been under a lump of dirt, on some  smouldering ashes… this was pretty fun (apart from my converse getting ruined) and I think Nathan Jest will get Dysentry.

We soon waited in cold in the tent and soon Andy invited us to his tent, where it was cozy… we got his speakers put them in the tent of the already stabbed-in-the-face-twice-by-a-pen Ben, we then played some rather loud techno noise music which woke him up and we all giggled. We then did this to Rosie and Connel as well… Connel was awake, Rosie yelled “FUCK OFF!”. We then lazed about as people got out of tents hung over.

Soon people left one by one, some left early, and then it was really Ben, Eliza and I… leaving us for the fun job of! TAKING APART THE GAZEEBO! Yeah, this was okay… ish… I left half way through to be picked up, and when once in a car, I realised I STANK of smoke, from the fire… when I got home, I went to my room, stripped naked, then changed my clothing, I still stink… due to my hair… but I’m sure when I clean it today it will go.

The rest of the day was boring and dull and BORE VILLE!

This is what I looked like after the party, I thought it would be different than normal (due to no sleep) but instead, I look the same… I think…

THE REST OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The week started on monday, where I said goodbye to my laptop (that was then taken away in the afternoon (entire day wasted)) where I sat in the foetal position and revised Chemistry, same for Tuesday…

The Chemistry exam from what I remember was fine, I must’ve found it harder than biology because I had 10 minutes left not 15. Afterwards Eliza, Emily, Rose, Max, Clio and I (later joined by Sarah Harris) went into Fram to get food and sit on the castle. They talked of rolling down hills… then I rolled down the big one to show how freaking painful it is… I think my legs slightly swapped place from them trailing behind so much, then I was told to do it again where I stumbled up the hill with dead legs and no sight… rolled down the hill managed to hit the bump and landed with a thump winding me… woo.

Time passed, I was about to leave so Eliza and I had a roll down the hill race, she only just won on one of the smaller hills but I managed to keep my dignity (no skirt up to my face) and managed to stand up straight afterwards (no lying on the floor for me) we did record this, but I think that footage is lost to the sands of time.

When I got home I started Physics (in the foetal position) I also drew a picture, which I will at some point colour… and at least one comic, maybe two… no just the one, I have paper for a second… This was the same for Thursday. Friday I did the Physics, had 22 minutes to spare, got me worried, I’d say I got an A (I’d say possible A* Bio, slight chance of A* in Chemistry, most likely A) definitely not an A*… but then, IT WAS ALL FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which is always good! Chloe, Emily, Max, Ben and I all talked as we waited for various lifts. I was gone, my laptop was back, we embraced. I opened it, found out that headphones don’t work with the USB sound card, so I still have no sound, I just need some speakers now… (which I will get my brother to order, most likely Monday).

After a hurried lunch, I went to get my yearly eye check up! My eyes have changed, for the worse, by about half, so no new glasses. The “good” news is, I can barely read the second Line… The top one was N… next line… uh… don’t know… and… E? Turned out second line was H then E… I could barely make out the H… I saw a smudge… I then got to wait as my dad got a check up and got talked to by creepy receptionists telling me to get a job… nut sacks to them, I want to relax! I then had like, a long talky thing with my dad, which is rare…

Then I read Bleach (more on that…) then stuff…

Something I did remember, Thursday, I was talking to my brother and as he went through all my facebook friends I then went out to describe all the things each person had down with certain people… (Like Bethany and Tom’s Bruise).

HOLY CRAP IT IS ANIME!!!!!!!!!

SPOILERS AND THEN SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!

HOLY CRAP ON A ROCK OF SALT! STARK’S RELEASE IS LIKE, SPLIT PERSONALITY! LILLNETTE SEEMS TO BE THE GUN WHERE THE HOLE AT THE FRONT IS HER HEAD… SO YOU GET HUMOUR AS HE TOUCHED HER “BUTT”. IT FIRES FREAKING CEROS! THEN, IT FIRES THEM LOADS! REPEATEDLY! SHUNSUI FINALLY SHOWED OFF SOME MORE OF HIS RELEASE! I THINK THE BLADES LOOK SEXY! THEN, JUST AS IT WAS ABOUT TO GO TITS UP, JOUSHIRO UKITAKE FUCKING JUMPED IN AND FREAKING BLOCKED IT WITH HIS RELEASE… STARK THOUGHT IT WAS A CERO! THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY!

Anime over…

OH! My DT thing…

GOLDEN AND GLORY!

I hope I get speakers soon, I can’t stand any more of “Loose Women”.

It is a freaking SAUNA in here…

But then, there is no steam… so I guess it would be more like an oven, but then with no form of grill… I guess it is just a hot room…. I need to get this finished before Bethany Huls of Florida but is currently situated an hour behinde Florida who also Likes Bleach a Scary amount, gets back…

So, I shall start like most things, at the start… Since Friday. Friday was a day of BIOLOGY!!!!!! *Hard rock music plays* *In a sort of screemo tone* So we’re alive! IN THE BELLY OF A SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Serene music plays again* So, as everyone waddled towards where we are meant to be, which was the Performance Studio we all did the thing where we ask how much of what we did….  Trying to make others feel bad… Trying to avoid being attacked by Ben…

Nathan Smith then walked around the corner with his new Dredlocks… EVERYONE laughed and giggled and higgled and piggled…  So we then entered…. being the smart kids on the block, we got to sit in the middle with Year 10s Either side, on the left, the higher group, the right, the dumb group… the dumb group un able to find their seats because they can’t listen…

The Exam started… it then finished… Half way through, you could hear a pencil case SLOWLY falling off a table from far behinde, to no amazement the owner decided to watch it fall sending pens and what not FLYING ALONG THE FLOOR! It was on the right…. Towards the end (whilst waiting 15 minutes for the exam to finish) the year 10s thought it’d be a GRRRRRRRREAT idea to start making noises… with their mouths… thankfully I was at the front so I could just focus on the clock and watch as precious UN WANTED SECONDS TICKED AWAY!!!!! TICK TOCK TICK TOCK! It was bad… one of the examiners was covering her mouth trying not to giggle… -.-

So, afterwards people compared answers, thinking that if the person they were talking to had something different it would INSTANTLY mean that whoever asked answer was wrong… which it probably wasn’t… People decided to bugger off home… leaving some peeps to chat about how the same examiner farted loudly in an exam yesterday.

Max, Josh and I were left… we walked into town/the village because that is where Josh’s Bus was gonna be, chatting as we went, having a GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT time, cause Josh is fun and awesome and what not…. He popped on his Bus, leaving Max and I to avoid the Chavvy year 10s and get some food and go to the Castle where we ate, talked games and then went away when small children arrived… as you do… we arrived at school again with time till I left, so we sat at the front and did very much the same but with fewer kids… they were older, but probably less mature… Soon my mum came around the corner saying they’d been waiting for ages and my DT thing was all in the car and Jazzing it up, I had to go pay, leaving Max to talk to my mum (tee hee hee).

I came back, left max, jumped in the car, talked SCIENCE the entire way back… then moved all my room about, put my DT thing in there, put stuff on it, took some pictures of it… or one:

I then read the Bleach latest chapter, more on that later, and then played pokemon for… HOURS…. My Scizor is now EV trained… and soon to have a bitching move set… I just need to finish the Pokemon league… it is…………………… level 35 and can take a hit from a 60 pokemon… SCHWEET!

(picture up load taking more hassle than anticipated…..)

Then today…. I woke up… did this, did that… Then when my brother left I raided his room, watched one more episode of Bleach ENG Dub (120) before the internet went slow and died…. woo…. And I played a chunk of Disgaea 2…

Then went back to pokemon and now I’m here….

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ANIME SPLURGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPOILERS!!!!!!! (seeing as Ben failed to read it last time)

HOLY SHIT! STARK IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY! I LOVE HIM SO! HIS RELEASE LOOOOOOOOOOOKS AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWESOME! AND SHUNSUI AS WELL! CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HIM IN ACTION! *DROOLS* AND SOI-FON’S BANKAI DIDN’T GET MUCH… SOMETHING TELLS ME THEY AREN’T DEAD… IF THEY WERE DEAD THEN THERE WOULDN’T BE THE THINGS STANDING… OR A DUST CLOUD…

SPOILERS OVER

Grimmjow’s English Voice is quite the awesome as well….

ANIME OVER

Then… yeah… Grr…. picture is STILL TAKING IT’S TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’d be easier to do it on Facebook………..

IDEA!

Hmm, well seeing as everything wants to break… I’ll put it in the next one…

Red Sky at Night…

Angel Delight. Red sky in the morning… ANGEL DELIGHT!

So… to start, biology revision; why do biologists like nitrates so much? They’re cheaper than day rates. Oh hohohohohoho…

and one more: Alveoli, didn’t I eat those in a resteraunt somewhere? OH hohohohohohoho…

Lame puns over… to pick up from where I left off, which was last tuesday (updated more than SOME people… jeez…us…) There was a bunch of E3 stuff hither and dither… it all looks quite the awesome, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 showed that we can be The Juggernaut… so when my brother and I are gonna play it… we can run round yelling, “I’m the Juggernaut BITCH!” just a line there from X-men 3…

So, really, I forgot what happened in the last week, well, I remember the Thursday, that was just an English exam… which I fear I messed up on, due to me doing it in a rather half arsed way… oh well

The other DT exam was a bit of a punch to the thorax as in, “What the shits? This is ACTUAL DT stuff… questions we could’ve revised for, if we had the materials” but, poo. This week I also had French… as in yesterday… this wasn’t THAT bad, the pages where you have to write and it isn’t multiple choice was a bit… oh crap… but, I’m sure I got a D… or if i’m lucky, a C…

Recently, I’ve been playing SHIT LOADS of pokemon, like 14 hours in two days… and another 3 on my other game. You should all be lucky that my rage has subsided… earlier in the week, tuesday, I decided to breed a good Scyther to make into a Scizzor, this meant getting the right nature AND the right ability… This ended up with me spending about… 5 hours breeding the SHIT out of one scyther, it had like… 50+ babies by the time I got one with the Adamant nature… to my shock, and aggression, it didn’t have Technician, it had swarm… so it was another 2 hours of mind numbing breeding of my scyther and ditto… (I don’t want to know how that works) then I finally got Adamant AND Technician, I jumped in the air, smashed my DS onto my bed… then in an attempt to run out in victory, tripped on a piece of wood that got caught between bed and A chair and I fell over… then I watched Big Bang Theory…

Yesterday, was the day of my exam, so… thinking people, cool ones like Rose, Eliza, Chloe and Emily, would stay behind I told my parent to pick me up at the normal time, instead… they all left straight after… I ended up drifting into town with Nico, we sat at the castle… wondered where everyone was… left due to the LARGE amount of children, found everyone at the Pagent Field…. soon they all buggered off to exams… Turned out Clio stayed behind…

I tagged along with Clio for a while… then whilst it was raining hard she said, “I’m going to sit in the girl’s chaning rooms” so I was left, outside… waiting for those arseholes doing normal science to come out of their one hour exam… IN THE MUTHA FUCKING RAIN! My hair was clean and nice in the morning… by the end of the day… it was wet… icky and gross…

After finding myself on the big school photo (and being pleased that I’m one of the only ones looking emo (hair in face)) everyone came out… we then sat in the revision room, and chatted away like some country hens… I later found out that Nico had a wank whilst he was at school, IN THE LIBRARY whilst Miss White was doing some hard work… that last bit is a lie… but he did… in the library… I think recently as well… Dan Payne had one in a resteraunt toilet and Tom had one in a swimming pool cubicle… you all sicken me…

Nico didn’t wash his hands after pooping, we all laughed as Tom was having heart attacks…

Today I decided it would be a good idea to not touch pokemon AT ALL because I need to read like 48 pages of fun biology. What fun it hasn’t been… oh well, I filled the time by finding out which anti-hero I am (Deadpool Mutha ducker) and also predicting that other outcomes would include Blade, Punisher and possibly Ghost Rider as well… but I also knew I was gonna get Deadpool, so yeah…

I did draw a picture, and haven’t scanned it in… got another OSME idea in mah head boi! I just needs ta geet eet on paper yo!

I also finished chapter one of my new thing… that I plan on finishing over summer! BEN I NEEDS TA SEND IT TO YOU BOI!

So, an entire week and two days in 800 words… (this sentence and the brackets pushing it over 818 words) so, there…

Really, I’m now quite bored… I still need to revise the last bit of Biology, but it turns out that Biology 5 and 6 are just pages of SOLID text… Oh, I also, after a large amount of bitching (not much, just pointing flaws in excuses), got invited to Eliza’s partay thang…

Also, I’m not staying behind after Bio tomorrow, as far as I know, not many are either… I think I’m leaving around about noon… and taking my project home… so get ready for that tomorrow as well as pokemon jizz….

I’m also getting annoyed of everyone going, “Woo! Exams are over, in your face those that have some form of intellegence in science or took food!” so yeah… gonna hunt them all down Deadpool style…

Also note the thing on the side about Facebawk!

5 out of 12! Plus E3!

So, I was wrong, yesterday should’ve been 4 out of 12… oh well…

So today I had english, another one of those exams that aren’t fun to look at. This was not fun at all. Admitedly, I think I passed… which is good. I loved the last question really going deep and gaying out on this view from my window and kinda going into how “Urban Devevlopement” is slowly encroaching into my perfect view. Something like that, I hope I can get the paper back so I can copy it out, I actually loved that entry I did… Sad to see it go.

Well, because it was 11am and I had no other exams, I went home… I then lazed about the house, playing pokemon and other things… then I guess it was time for…

*cough*

E3 GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!! FO SHIZZZLE MO FO!!!!!!!!!!

So, it started with the Nintendo Conference where I was expecting all sorts of add-ons and “games”.  It started off slow, really showing how there is the Wii Fit Plus… so you can go and buy a NEW WiiFit for EVEN MORE money, as well as the release AGAIN of the Motion Plus… which we’d seen last year… guess it was to show that they have mastered it now? There was the most HIGHlarious bit… I think it was called the Vitality Sensor. It is basically, a thing that measures the pulse in your finger… to tell you probably when to breath and when you die… seeing as the Wii now makes sure you never have to look away from the screen again.

It picked up when they got onto actual DS games, these including A new Super Mario and Luigi game, which rock. The Kingdom Hearts DS game, that had STUNNING visuals for a DS game, I mean… really… and Golden Sun for the DS! Oh, towards the beginning Nintendo showed off their first cash cow… Mario, in how they “remade” the New Super Mario Bros DS thing… onto the Wii, where the only difference is now you can get 4 players at once for a real CLUSTER FUCK and a propeller power… that makes you look like you are special needs in a unitard…

There was a quick mention  of another cash cow… The Legend of Zelda. I believe there is another game with Toon link to be coming out called something like the Phantom Rail or something, I’ll get it because the DS games are good enough to pass the time. There was not much other than an image for this.

Then they actually started to have their games for the Wii… their ACTUAL games. They had two rail shooters, Dead Space and a Resident Evil one. There was Super Mario Galaxy 2 (which I guessed and that Ben then later revealed was on the internet for some time) and a kick arse Metroid game, that seemed to swap between the classic side scrolling (ish) view to the FPS view… it looked pretty insane with full motion videos and a guy that looked like Mustang. When I saw this it made me think about how each fanboy group has at least one female to imagine as their bride… Nintendo would be Samus, Final Fantasy would be Tifa, Zelda would be… Zelda… then those are the main Fan boy groups… I could go into anime, but ALL anime has at least one character with boobs bigger than her head… even pokemon… not as much in pokemon, but still as big as head…

That was about it for the Nintendo… I hate Miss Dunaway or w/e she is always annoying, Reggie is much better…

Then it was time for some Sony action. This had a VERY slow start, with the new PSP. The PSP Go… Sony’s main plan for the day was not to mention games, just to have random clips in a large clipshow FLASH BY so you can guess what is going to come… They spent AGES on the PSP Go… They had MAG, which was VERY impressive, with the amount of players… 246 i believe… The main problem is, you can barely find 6 people on Halo 3 (at times) let alone 245… there was a game which I think was called Uncharted which looked prettyfull…

I think some other stuff was shown, but none of it was important because… FINAL FANTASY 13 F0074G3! The most of the footage they had looked like a film trailer… until they got to actual gameplay. It looked very impressive as well, don’t like the main character… very Ugly… it does look pretty awesome though. That was not all though… Also that was very hush hush, or under a code name… FINAL FANTASY 14!!!!!! This is the new online game that will be out on PC, PS3 and Xbox 360… there is a chance of Mac and Linux as well… it looked pretty tasty…

Sony also showed off their motion sensor stuff, that is a stick with a glowing ball on it (which is what the sensor picks up) which is made by the same people as the Eyetoy (instant fail?) and was apparently being worked on for YEARS… to be honest, when they were first showing it off, with all these things to cover it… it was VERY eye toy and didn’t look that good… the drawing/painting bit was quite cool, but I think the Project Natal Painting was MUCH better… he showed off how it can be used for FPS (even if you didn’t notice it) RTS (even the ones where you control units yourself). Then it went into how it can be used in a more RPG sort of game. This, however, required two sticks, one for each arm… oh… really (looks like they jumped in Nintendo’s bandwagon)). This was quite good, when he was swinging the sword, shield, arrow shooting, shuriken throwing… the main problem with throwing is that there is no REAL depth perception… and also you are never sure if you are throwing it AT them because of the camera…

Sony also showed off from the people that made Little Big Planet, a VERY impressive racer (that Nathan wont get due to the lack of the words, “First”, “person”, “shooter”, “War”… it was fully cutomizable, which was the least to be expected from LBP team . Cars can be as well. We were also shown the VERY easy to use track builder that seemed to be able to make very professional looking tracks with ease/

The last thing (that I can remember) was God of War 3. This was teh same sort of angry walking through the joint and stabbing everything that looks at you with a funny glance and then ripping off their own horn and then stabbing it through their face in a quick time event (actually happened) looked pretty…

OH! Two more games that I remembered… one being The Last Guardian… which was an odd game, it showed what looked like a cell shaded child running through a detailed place, with a proper detailed thing chasing him, this was the same throughout, a very bright coloured child in a dark life like world… not much could really be gotten AT ALL from this…

Then, of course, there was Assasins Creed 2 (should it be Assasin’s?). . This had some prettyful graphics, a new look that was quite cool, and what appeared to be two daggers of hidden stab you in the face via my wrist… there were even smoke bombs, it looked very good, I hope it is on 360…

That is all that comes to mind… so yeah…