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Punch you in the face!

Talk about a blast from the past, eh?

Anywho, as per normal, I forget when I last posted! AH HA HA! It’s all this other stuff I do, you know, becoming a super hero by night and a simple minded student by day.

So, I think I didn’t talk about the first General Studies exam… Funnily enough, I stopped the day before it.

So, I had a general studies exam about Culture and immigrants ‘n’ them BLOODY IMMIGRANTS TAKING ALL OUR JOBS BECAUSE THEY DO A BETTER JOB AT LOWER WAGES! SILLY ME AND MY SILLY WORKING CLASS FAILURE! (oops, I think I showed a bit too much views… e.g. BLOODY LOWER CLASSES!!!)

Blargle snap, school life… Mrs Smith kinda pissed me off and everyone else as she made fun of those who didn’t know how to answer any questions, THAT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE A CRAP TEACHER MRS! It’s not entirely our fault, sure some of it is… BUT then attention spans can only be put to so much stress until it snaps from boredom… see, that was KINDA physics…

Anywho, Maths Core 2 exam was FUCKING EVIL! Well I say it was FUCKING EVIL! However, I think the first half was fairly okay… but the last question and a bit, just twisted my entire view of it… but then I think I know I’m getting a C at this point, I know I got about 15 marks dropped, taking me down already to 80% so there is definitely a lot of marks to be lost….

Biology Unit 1 retake, YEAH MATES. I thought this was quite an easy exam, it was a 75 minute exam, and I had 30 minutes to burn… trust me, 30 minutes in an exam is FUCKING LONG! (Longer than downstairs 😉 ) The chair was SO MUCH LOWER than normal ones… so my knees were together, and my legs and feet were pointing out from the sides… I went a bit OCD towards the end, in how I was PERFECTLY arranging my desk… so EVERYTHING was PERFECTLY in line, and ONLY just touched…

Others frowned on the fact that I had time to spare, it is however, fun to watch people frantically writing, FOR ABOUT 5 seconds, then it gets boring…. REALLY boring… Straight after my exam I went with “the lads” into Fram. We went to the castle and ladded about…. LADS!

Around 12-ish, some of us headed back. I saw Ben and for the third or maybe fourth time wished him good luck, so if he failed… He let it all go to waste, or I’m not very lucky… During this time, Joel and I went down to Fram (I’m a walking MACHINE) and got some pizza! The classics exam STILL wasn’t over by the time we got back, we left at 1pm got back at like…. 1:40pm… WALKING MACHINES!

I chatted with Max and distracted him from his wonderful revision, cause I’m cool like that 😉 Anywho, chatting and chatting, suddenly the classics people were coming out. So we got some classics chat about how Calypso is a smokin’ hotty who gives you immortality as well as Sexy time… that’s what I gathered from Ben and Jagger… sounds like a party?

Chloé turned up and Max, Chloé and I all talked for some time, Ben sat and talked in some CRAZY made up language to himself… I think I forgot he was there for one second…. maybez…. Max left to go do something with Mr Halls 😉 so everyone went silent with revision… being me, I didn’t want to revise… I was forced to.

My sister got Mario Kart Wii, my brother and I are basically awesome at it, he’s better… I normally fail cause I’ll get Thunder bolted, Pow Blocked, red shelled and then barged out of the way a few times…. so I go from 1st to like 10th (out of 12th) on the last lap, on the final straight, trust me… happens ALL the time!

Wednesday I had some time until I had to leave, so my brother and I played some more Mario Kart, we were DESTROYING it, in a 10 race competition, we BOTH got over 100 points, where first is 15, second is 12 and 3rd is 10…. The next highest was like 58…

I went to school, saw Max, talked to Max (obviously I went to the common room and talked to Nat Fairs for a bit) then Joel and Chloé arrived from going into Fram. Then there was SOME talking, mostly Physics revision….. I didn’t… so I = slightly bored. Anywho, the science Mock exam, it was about SIMPLE Chemistry, where  the source material would only help with like 25% of the questions, unlike the Culture one…. The questions at the end were annoying… for all of them I could do the first 17 mark question fairly well… However, the second question of the water one and the Technology one I wasn’t very sure on…

So I went for the good ol’ artificial insemination one! Oh, how I must be crazy. It was funny watching as those that STORMED the culture one taking AGES to get to the essays at the end… At least, I thought it was…..

Today! My brother and I played more Mario Kart… He then planned to go into Ipswich and I tagged along. My brother managed to get the train time an hour early… or an hour late, and neither of us had our phones… On the other side of the road, next to a pub… There was a park… Being the teenagers we are, we thought nothing better than seeing how badly we can NEARLY kill ourselves…

There was one of those swing things where the seat is a big round thing… and your friend(s) push, and eventually get to the point where they have to jump to push… Well, I was sitting on it, and my brother was pushing, to the INSANE! We tried to make it as extreme as possible… there were times where I couldn’t even lift my head due to the Gs… then there also sitting up and trying not to die… lying in the middle not holding on… Lying on the side, lying on my front with my face poking out so I get the floor charging at me, sitting in the middle with my legs crossed without holding on. For the last one I took my shoes off… so the next challenge was for me to put my shoes on whilst being pushed on it…

Towards the end, my brother went INSANE and started to push me to angles of like 130 degrees… I struggled to lift a shoe sometimes… There was also this small disc that spun round… I sat on it, and my brother spun me, it gets to the point where it takes your entire muscle force to stop yourself from flying off and snapping your neck on some kind of epic neck grind.

I accidentally leant my neck back a SMALL bit… so it went all SUDDENLY CRAZAY! Who said kid’s play parks weren’t fun… the train eventually arrived…

So when we arrived, we looked around TK Max, for the lulz…. my brother then FUCKED OFF for a hair cut leaving me to keep myself entertained for a RANDOM amount of time… I said, “I’ll meet you in HMV, or maybe Gamestation” so I went to get a Milkshake and walked around in circles as I attempted to suck up my Minstrel Milkshake, although, the large chunks left me to chug it…

I then spent like 20 maybe 25 minutes standing in HMV… luckily the second I was about to leave, and then he turned up… We looked at Sun glasses, I found some that I’ll get my mum to buy… we then got comics, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm comics. Then, whilst buying bags of winegums… the 200g ones… which were £1 we spotted that a 600g BOX of winegums costs £2… it didn’t take me long to work out that It’s a FREAKING awesome deal!

So then I played more Mario Kart Wii with my brother and ordered some stuff!

So now I have a day and a bit (being half term) to try and revise…

I also played Mass Effect as well where I suddenly aquirred some Master Spectre weapons, which ROCK! I’ve only done two missions… well technically 3… cause I’m cool I got 150 kills with Sniper rifles because It’s EZ!

Well another awesome thing happened to me…. This time, I had a brief chat with the Author of Dueling Analogs(Steven Napierski). This kinda rocked… and it was one of those times when you don’t expect a reply, then you do, then you have no idea what to say so you end up breathing heavily down the phone…. or internets…. This is how the convo went down…. or up:





Steven I just got a pop up ad on Twitter. WTF?





this rocks…



So, how are you


I’m fine thank you. And yourself?


I’m good as well, thanks. Good to hear that a great artist is all good and stuff




So yeah, your Webcomic rocks (as if you haven’t heard that already (by about a million times))


I appreciate that.


so much so, that whenever it is monday/thursday I check your website at least 10 times


Curses… need to go eat my dinner

great talking to you and stuff

and good luck with your webcomic




gotta go inside

it was nice talking to you


So that is really about it… however, this can go with my other Internet Achievements, LIIIIIKE:

  1. Having 3 of my questions read out on live internets in one show (2 by the lovely Kirstin Reily (by name from “Some City”)) HERE
  2. Having 1 of my questions read out and answered on live internets on the Gears of War 2 show. HERE
  3. Having a good chat with Antony Padilla about how he had got his discount wrong. Unfortunately he gets sooo many messages a day… it is hard to find it.

Who knows… Maybe I will get some more of the few years… Maybe Tim Buckely (GASP!)

Anywho, back to real life. Mock exams. Yesterday I had my English Mock, this went well in my opinion, I managed to finish and didn’t leave much out. So, for once, I think this English Exam has gone well… There was also DT. I didn’t finish this and I didn’t stop working ONCE! I managed to nearly do 3 A3 bits of paper for my plan, I still think I am going to have another 2….

Today started with some lovely basketball and in our matches letting the overly competitive people play AROUND us then getting fouled by my own team mate (he kinda hit me in the eye as we both went for the ball). I just liked how no one really stopped to ask if I was okay whilst I stood there barely being able to see clutching my eye which felt like it was on fire… oh well…. We then had a French Mock…. Well, from those that know how good I am at French, this went quite bad…. Mostly because I can’t read french…. I think the listening went good enough….. The reading was just a lot of blind guessing then just NEARLY falling asleep whilst colouring in a page…. I mean, we had 30 minutes… to read not much and just put letters in a box…. on all the pages…. BORING.

After a long and… odd conversation about masturbation and how to do it without being noticed with, Tom, Callum and Sarah Gilson, there was a Science Exam (freaking YEAH!). It was split into 3 bits… Physics, Chemistry and then Biology…. I don’t think I had too many problems with the Physics apart from kinda bull shitting about an answer a lot… just lots of guess work to do with static electricity and dust in a chimney… I had 10 minutes to spare of the 30 minutes… Chemistry was just AWESOME, I know I wont get full marks because I only got about 2 points for the 3 mark questions but I am still going high… This one I had 15 minutes left… woo…. THEN Biology, I think I did fairly well in this one… the main problem is the leaf diagram was really bad… they were pointing to a Stoma and we were told to write the label in from the list of words…. THERE wasn’t “Stoma” as one of the answers, instead we had Epidermis, Guard Cell (WTH?!?!?!), Vein and Mesophyll layer…. The thing is… We haven’t learnt that the actual CELLS are called guard cells and that there are small bits on them which are the Actual Stoma…. Also, The Vein wasn’t obvious, it looked like some kind of blob but it couldn’t be any of the others. ALSO the Mesophyll layer… there are two…. a Spongy one AND a Palisade one… it was pointing to the Palisade Mesophyll layer… but still it threw me off…. I don’t think I came across too many worries with that one…. I still had 10 minutes to spare.. So, if we were given all of those papers as one big paper… I would effectively have One section and a small bit as free time… the papers being 30 minutes long… and Me having 35 minutes of space staring…

OH! Also, I got my brace tightened… Yay, this meant I got pure hatred from my brother and sister who had to wait in the car whilst that was going down… I am now going through the uber sensative stage…. YAY?!

I think I am going to have to revise my french coursework so I can write it up again tomorrow… but of course… there will be a distraction… this is, of course, Black Books!
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