Posts Tagged ‘Party’

Okay… so maybe since the last time I wrote a blog post…. I didn’t write one in a while. The reason for this is because I’m actually very bored/boring. So I either was SO bored I couldn’t write anything… or so boring I had nothing to write about.

The thing I can remember most that has happened in December is…. Awards Evening. There are no pictures for this, because that’s what my school is like, dicks. Anyway, I got a certificate for MOST IMPROVED! However, I prefer to see it as the award for “Being REALLY shit at like GCSEs ‘n’ shit and now being pretty good n tings” Possibly less gangsta. “You must be so proud that you managed to improve so much!!!” I hear you cry? Well, I have not improved. For GCSEs I got As in Maths and all of my 5 sciences. Whilst I got Cs in everything else (well, a D and another B but still) so that overall put my average achievement as “This kid be WELL average, boi!” so when I went into A levels and continued to do all 3 sciences and maths… well, I did well in them, because they are the ONLY things I can do… hence the GCSEs. My predicted grades are/were CCCC, I got ABBB and am currently on ABB for my current subjects… Although for some reason, my predicted in Biology has changed to an A… so it’s CCA. (I got my lowest AS mark in Biology (yet I dropped Physics which was my 2nd highest))¬† So yeah, that.

The day after that was the Sixth Form Christmas Party (EXTRAVAGANZA!)!!!!!!! This one does have pictures, so BE AWARE! Okay, so the party was actually quite good! ūüėÄ Much better than last year’s. This one, although starting out a bit awkward due to not many people being there (I had to talk to the LOWER SIXTH :X) however… I eventually decided to try and ignore the voices in my head long enough to have some fun… this involved dancing… my dancing involved having one hand in the air and bouncing…. like a rave, which was good because that is what the music was like. After trawling the internet for ages… this is the only picture of me I have found:

Me at a party

Me at a party

So yeah, I made an impression… I accidentally left my glasses at the party with someone, so I spent a lot of the time blind… Overall, I was a WEE bit depressed…

THE DAY AFTER was Max’s Birthday… gosh. So much activity in the span of 3 days. So, I got dressed BACK into my smart clothing, still a bit blind :S I got a lift with Chlo√© to the first part of Max’s Knees-up (he wanted it formal, so I’ll give him formal) which was a meal at Prezzos/Prezzo’s the meal was pretty rad. I was sat next to Chlo√©, although the person sat opposite me was an empty seat… :S Ah wellz. Got a lift back to Max’s and we watched Toy Story… Sadly, the DVD player started to over heat… a lot. After some quick magic from Ben, using some Innocent Smoothie as a means of cooling it down, the DVD player started to work again. Then the night ended and I gave a lift to Chlo√© back to her place, then went home, it was pretty good. I guess.

Then the rest of the week was just lead up to the last day of school. During which… I got 5 Xmas cards! Okay, so 3 were from the same person… and also one/two presents. I say one/two because one of them was a sort of Mystery thingy… Wait! No, I did get a present from Ben, being Ice-Cream and Sadness, the second book from the writers of Cyanide and Happiness. I just need my copy to turn up so I can give it to him :S (we did this last year with the first book, we both bought the the same thing and gave it to each other so it was like us being it for us but with the “warm feeling inside” of giving) During Maths we ended up dancing, someone recorded some video of me dancing… and said they would put it on facebook, but have yet to… :S (We were playing something like Just Dance on the Wii or something, got beaten by my maths teacher (I pulled some epic shapes))

So for the next two weeks I have fuck all planned…

I might end up going to town with some friends, maybe :S I dunno…¬† I guess there’s Christmas… can’t wait to go to my grandparents house…

To finish this picture I took which you can either take as an artsy, deep and blah blah blah picture with no proper meaning behind it, or take it as my mood, so here we are:

Depression

Depression

So yeah, Sunday was Max’s party Extrrrrrrrrravaganza!

The day started with me worrying if I was ever going to get there with my father waking up at 11:45am… I left, it was snowy… I arrived… I talked a bit with Lauren, Max and his sister who were there… it mostly consisted of talking about how Max has managed to embarrass himself… Sooner than later we left.

The trip there…. was a bit weird… not many people were talking so Max’s dad said, “So Chris, do you know why the ______ murderer killed his wife?” To be honest, I was expecting it to be a start of a joke…. it was not… I had no idea…. and for some reason I’m the one in the car that was meant to know about murderers… We sooner or later got to Ipswich… much to the frowny faces of Eliza, Chlo√© and Ben. Lauren was struggling to keep her balance.

There was a big hoopla about which Film we were going to see. Ben protested about seeing New Moon… I was decidedly silent. Because we were late, the screen was STILL quite full. So we ended up with the 3 boys in a row and the girls behind.

I didn’t really mind the film. The main thing I don’t like about the whole Twilight thing is the whole fangirlerism that goes with it. For example. The line, “Here’s Cullen…” was said quite early on… then it cuts to him walking in slow motion towards them his shirt billowing open… thought that was a bit silly…. The funny thing was at the end when he said that thing, a girl off to one side sort of swooned or girly “aww”‘d at it and everyone laughed.

The evil guy is DELICIOUSLY evil…. the slow motion was too heavy for its own good. Some bits added a nice bit of effect. Like when Cullen was thrown across the room then the guy was under him in slow motion grabbing him and slamming him into the stairs.

After the film the girls, and Ben, did the thing most females do and went to the toilet, leaving their infinite amount of bags with the boys with bladders of steel. Then we left the cinema….

We had 30 minutes to burn so we thought we’d pop into Costa or Starbucks. It being Sunday meant it had the early closing times… So Eliza suggested we walked back to the cinema by going pretty much the LONGEST ROUTE EVER! I basically viewed this as a walking self harm trip and froze enough that it felt like my hand may have to be removed. Basically… left arm had no feeling up to the elbow… both legs up to the knees…. yeah, that was fun.

We then got pizza…. painfully long discussion about that….

Then at Max’s house we painfully set the TV up to the projector (Lauren fixed it, unlike Ben…) and whilst that was happening I got an Xmas card from Chlo√©. We then watched The Hangover. We managed to cram, Eliza, Lauren, Chlo√© and I onto one sofa… a bit of a squeeze… Ben and Max on the other. The Hangover is pretty funny. The credits are a bit…. yeah…. it was funny cause there was a quick, “SHIT! Where’s the remote?!” As they were rolling and we saw Max’s family slowly approach and the image that was up was less than acceptable.

We ate cake. Then talked for the rest of the 45 odd minutes (I think). Ben left after just 15 of those minutes and he had given me his xmas gift pour moi. Being the C&H book “I’m giving you the finger” (Mum doesn’t approve of the content in there). Chlo√© gave me her present for me, which was a bit of a shock. I got “Hot Shots!” 1&2 in a box, which I have only just managed to free from the plastic wrapping.

After more talking I soon left, as I was leaving Chlo√© basically went, “Don’t forget your jacket, or Ben’s present, or my card, or my present.” and Max walked me out. Then before I left Max dashed up his room and brought down a present for me, which I’ve now fully eaten. I did feel a bit bad cause I went away with more than I arrived with.

I think that is the better group photo… looking at that photo… it looks like I have a really chiselled jaw…. but yeah…. as well as how god awfully skinny I am… that shirt can go in more…. and a GIANT Adam’s Apple…. and that I really need to start standing up straight….

Yesterday (if I can finish this blog in 55 minutes) I went into Town with Simon and Adam. Because my sister had something going on I got dropped off at Wickham Market station at 9:10 for the 9:55 train. The entire station floor was ice…. that sucked…. I listened to the FF7 soundtrack to accompany my feelings and read the C&H book. Eventually the train got here, I bumped into Ned on the train and we went to go find Simon and brought him back to the back of the train. Simon gave me a card that had ¬£5 in… I didn’t have to pay any train fair cause she didn’t come and the gates were broken so they were perm open.

Adam was in 5 mins after we were and we walked a fairly long way into town. We went to Topshop so Simon could get some presents for people then into Boots where Simon bought bath stuff for girls then we played the “Search the shop for Tampons” game… whilst searching Adam and I found the condom and “Duplex Vibrations” section… which was opposite to the tissues…. a bit weird… I was thinking that we would be looking a bit odd to all the old ladies walking past….

We then went to Thorntons because I needed a present for my mum, which I think I’ve lost in my room somewhere… I think we basically ate… well, we went to Waterstones…. but yeah. We ate at Subway then got cheap drinks at Poundland.

We hopped off to the cinema…. and decided to watch Avatar in the poorly heated Screen 6.

Avatar…. I must say… was pretty awesome. We saw it in 3D. The story was pretty decent. It did have those moments where it was, “Why’d they show that earlier if it wouldn’t turn up later?”. The CGI…. HOLY CRAP! The CGI was amazing! too often I’d forget it was CGI. For ages I actually thought the blue people were real people… that the fire was real fire, the forests were real fire…. the plane/chopper/hornet things from Halo were real…. The hair… HOLY SHIT! The entire CGI about it was FUCKING insane!

After the 2.5 hour film and .5 hour adverts… the film ended. Adam had to leave for his train and so I was left to find Simon. He had left after like 30 mins of the actual film because he promised her he’d meet up with her to give her xmas present and stuff…. so yeah, I phoned him and he was in Costa… so I sped walked across the ice darting in between groups of people with my scarf around my face… I burst into Costa and then sat with Lauren waiting for Simon…

Things were a bit awkward but we talked about stuff…. mostly the day before. Simon popped down and Lauren had to leave… she wasn’t sure if she had gotten 7 or 9 bags on that day…. because she only had 8…. so then Simon and I were on a two person table together….

Through the entire Cinema bit of when Simon had left and it was just Adam and I, as well as the Costa bit with just Simon and I… all I could think was this.

So yeah, we went to the station and bumped into Josh Otter. He had gone to Cambridge for something and had been at the station a lot of the day. So we got on (1337) the train and found a spot to sit at… Simon was stuck next to some Asian woman… Josh flicked through the C&H book for a bit. The ticket lady came by, Simon paid for a ticket… Josh showed her his ticket…. JUST as we got to his stop. This meant she had to go and deal with the train… BANG didn’t have to pay! Simon and I moved to some chairs next to each other and then talked.

Got to my stop at Wickham then walked past Ned ‘n’ that lot and got a “Merry Christmas” from all of them. Then the day was done.

Today, I did sweet F A. I signed for a package for the first time in my life and it turns out for the small pad things I’m gonna need a smaller signature… cause I got ChrisSmed and then it sort of smudged into one. But yeah, Ben’s present has finally arrived… meaning I’m gonna have to give it to him WELL late, probs at the physics thing…. if he goes…

A side note, as I was writing this for well over two hours now… I went to get a drink…. I was SO happy to see my mum had thought, “Well, I didn’t get any apple juice last time, which Chris likes, and there was already a half full orange juice in there, which Chris doesn’t like greatly… So I’ll get another two Orange Juices…” Yeah…. That’s great… we now have 2.5 cartons of Orange Juice in the fridge….

I guess the next blog wont be until either xmas or Boxing day. See ya then!

So a hidily didely dee… some more made up words for me!

So, due to exams finally being over (more on that later) Eliza had her super party in a field for the gods! As well as those that bitch and moan for an invite…. So, I thought this would be good… we’ll see how it turned out. With only a post code and a Google Maps map my mother and I headed off into the world of Suffolk. Getting lost we soon found balloons! Upon following the balloons we soon found the camp site where I launched my bag at Ben… then he hit me in the penis… Not getting a greeting… (it was a warm welcome) I mingled with people and more people turned up.

Ben, Max and I decided to play with the fire. Putting all of the wood we had on it… With a nice large fire I played a fun game off “JUMP THE FIRE” where Max did get a very decent picture, but because his phone is insane in the membrane, it didn’t save the displayed picture…. So soon I shall dine in… wait…

Soon, suddenly and other words that begin with S as well as have SOMETHING to do with this sensational event, a car arrived on the field, and out stepped two to three men who looked like they were about 25 or something, they didn’t recently finish their GCSEs, or so I think they didn’t… Well, out of fear we put Max’s Tent up with hilarious antics to ensue…

Really the rest of the afternoon was a sort of blur with heavy screams of people on Alocohol then later heavier screams of “I want a spliff!”, SHAMEFUL. To escape for a bit Max and I walked Simon to his Car… We were around the fire a bit, but more weird new people were there being rather rude… so we walked around aimlessly for a while going from group to group seeing what people were doing, and consuming.

At numerous occasions Max and I hid in his tent to chat, eat Skips and drink Dr. Pepper. Just because we are awesome. We would go walk about to see what people were doing… really no sex happened… apart from what we can assume to be Rosie and Connel.

One time when we went out I mentioned the word “Spliff” and instantly the guy from the drug mobile, Chris, popped out and around going, “Hey Guys” thinking we could be probably some new business… He said he had rolled so many “Js” to which Max in a high pitch nervous voice went, “What are Js?” Then Joints, Ben said “You really know your lingo” to which the drug dealer had no idea what Ben was on about and thought Ben was on some kind of TRIPPY drug formed from the tears of a unicorn… I made up the unicorn bit.

On another occasion there seemed to be a bong or some form of druggy instrument at the fire… which was worrying… OH! Time for the funz! As Max and I were talking in the tent Helena walked past asking who was in there, we replied, she then pronounced how she loves us, demanded that I say “I love you” back, then said how she will miss me sitting NEAR her in Art (even though I moved away from there some time ago). Then Eliza came to stumble through high pitch and REALLY drunk.

She talked about how she was kinda sorry that we weren’t having the BEST of time (due to the heavy drugs and booze) she talked about all her plans for the future about how she was going to marry some Russian person… which then later turned out that our ENTIRE conversations could be heard from outside… I mean REALLY… that is kinda worrying with what we were talking about… oh well, everyone was drunk so no one will remember, apart from Max and I, and Emily if she was listening…

When people had died down we went to the fire where the druggies had packed up and sleeped and we all gathered round trying to keep it going with Vodka and Aerosol… When the light was beginning to shine, we decided to try and cook sausages, on a grill that had been under a lump of dirt, on some ¬†smouldering ashes… this was pretty fun (apart from my converse getting ruined) and I think Nathan Jest will get Dysentry.

We soon waited in cold in the tent and soon Andy invited us to his tent, where it was cozy… we got his speakers put them in the tent of the already stabbed-in-the-face-twice-by-a-pen Ben, we then played some rather loud techno noise music which woke him up and we all giggled. We then did this to Rosie and Connel as well… Connel was awake, Rosie yelled “FUCK OFF!”. We then lazed about as people got out of tents hung over.

Soon people left one by one, some left early, and then it was really Ben, Eliza and I… leaving us for the fun job of! TAKING APART THE GAZEEBO! Yeah, this was okay… ish… I left half way through to be picked up, and when once in a car, I realised I STANK of smoke, from the fire… when I got home, I went to my room, stripped naked, then changed my clothing, I still stink… due to my hair… but I’m sure when I clean it today it will go.

The rest of the day was boring and dull and BORE VILLE!

This is what I looked like after the party, I thought it would be different than normal (due to no sleep) but instead, I look the same… I think…

THE REST OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The week started on monday, where I said goodbye to my laptop (that was then taken away in the afternoon (entire day wasted)) where I sat in the foetal position and revised Chemistry, same for Tuesday…

The Chemistry exam from what I remember was fine, I must’ve found it harder than biology because I had 10 minutes left not 15. Afterwards Eliza, Emily, Rose, Max, Clio and I (later joined by Sarah Harris) went into Fram to get food and sit on the castle. They talked of rolling down hills… then I rolled down the big one to show how freaking painful it is… I think my legs slightly swapped place from them trailing behind so much, then I was told to do it again where I stumbled up the hill with dead legs and no sight… rolled down the hill managed to hit the bump and landed with a thump winding me… woo.

Time passed, I was about to leave so Eliza and I had a roll down the hill race, she only just won on one of the smaller hills but I managed to keep my dignity (no skirt up to my face) and managed to stand up straight afterwards (no lying on the floor for me) we did record this, but I think that footage is lost to the sands of time.

When I got home I started Physics (in the foetal position) I also drew a picture, which I will at some point colour… and at least one comic, maybe two… no just the one, I have paper for a second… This was the same for Thursday. Friday I did the Physics, had 22 minutes to spare, got me worried, I’d say I got an A (I’d say possible A* Bio, slight chance of A* in Chemistry, most likely A) definitely not an A*… but then, IT WAS ALL FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which is always good! Chloe, Emily, Max, Ben and I all talked as we waited for various lifts. I was gone, my laptop was back, we embraced. I opened it, found out that headphones don’t work with the USB sound card, so I still have no sound, I just need some speakers now… (which I will get my brother to order, most likely Monday).

After a hurried lunch, I went to get my yearly eye check up! My eyes have changed, for the worse, by about half, so no new glasses. The “good” news is, I can barely read the second Line… The top one was N… next line… uh… don’t know… and… E? Turned out second line was H then E… I could barely make out the H… I saw a smudge… I then got to wait as my dad got a check up and got talked to by creepy receptionists telling me to get a job… nut sacks to them, I want to relax! I then had like, a long talky thing with my dad, which is rare…

Then I read Bleach (more on that…) then stuff…

Something I did remember, Thursday, I was talking to my brother and as he went through all my facebook friends I then went out to describe all the things each person had down with certain people… (Like Bethany and Tom’s Bruise).

HOLY CRAP IT IS ANIME!!!!!!!!!

SPOILERS AND THEN SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!

HOLY CRAP ON A ROCK OF SALT! STARK’S RELEASE IS LIKE, SPLIT PERSONALITY! LILLNETTE SEEMS TO BE THE GUN WHERE THE HOLE AT THE FRONT IS HER HEAD… SO YOU GET HUMOUR AS HE TOUCHED HER “BUTT”. IT FIRES FREAKING CEROS! THEN, IT FIRES THEM LOADS! REPEATEDLY! SHUNSUI FINALLY SHOWED OFF SOME MORE OF HIS RELEASE! I THINK THE BLADES LOOK SEXY! THEN, JUST AS IT WAS ABOUT TO GO TITS UP, JOUSHIRO UKITAKE FUCKING JUMPED IN AND FREAKING BLOCKED IT WITH HIS RELEASE… STARK THOUGHT IT WAS A CERO! THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY!

Anime over…

OH! My DT thing…

GOLDEN AND GLORY!

I hope I get speakers soon, I can’t stand any more of “Loose Women”.