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Now that that is out of the way

I believe my last post, although it was on a tuesday, was on Monday….

So Tuesday was interesting… not much went on in the morning… then in registartion… OH LOOK! Mr Halls wasn’t here… again… so we were given a sheet of work. In the common room I talked to Chloé and was then joined by Adam. Once the bell went for lesson 1 we headed to the Library to make a start on the work. So it started off with Note taking and a rough understanding of how the image correction stuff exactly worked… then the questions… when I got to these all I could think was, “I’ve done this before!!!” and that was because when we got the first homework, the work that everyone found hard, I started these questions… then realised it was the wrong stuff… so yeah. I got through quite a few quickly and then helped Chloé and even Adam at points.

Break went then Adam and I headed to the common room to talk. Then period 3 we were on the computers to do the computer work… well, really “do” I mean do half of it then realise this has no learning, just allows us to see it in action… woo… Lunch was afoot and I believe I hanged out with the doods… aka Max and Luke. We talked about stuff and Spongebob being worse than Fairly Odd Parents.

Lesson 5 and 6 was sitting in the common room with tensions REALLY high and flies EVERYWHERE!

Wednesday it turned out I hadn’t done some maths work that I didn’t even know existed… then Break was bluh… Bio with Wheeler saw me a nice 16/23 (70% in some test we had done where the only marks lost were the ones I BS’d in… then lunch I “had lunch” with Simon and Oli… so I sat there and had a drink they ate biscuits… then I think I talked to Luke and Max again. or something. Then the last lessons GENERAL STUDIES! This was fun… well, we did our presentation… after Chris Adlem’s and Melissa’s who got like 2 lots of 9 and 10 and 2 lots of 8 and 7 (from Luke and I and another group). Luke did most the talking, but he wrote most of it… I was there for my good looks… or as Luke would say it, Scarecrow looks… (speaking of which, apparently some girl I’ve never met or spoken to but Adam seems to know says I’m scary… hooray for judging a book by it’s cover…) we got 10 for everything… except one… Melissa gave us a 10 and a 9… she was just bitter…. and said I needed to speak more, and that was all she put… how bitter she is…

Then at the end of Maths I bought a shiny new CALCULATORRRRR. Then it was HOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!

I must say I woke up on Wednesday thinking, “Sweet, the weekend… wait a minute…. It’s FUCKING WEDNESDAY!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!”

So Thursday felt like Friday…. for some reason my weeks are weird.

This was a day where I only had one lesson because the last two days were filled with Graphic pictures… this one lesson we had a test which I believe BSing failed… a lot… but then I put that Protease is produced in the stomach, that’s wrong apparently… then later it says in a table, “Organ made: Stomach, Enzyme: _____ Substance: Protein, Product: ____” which for those of you that don’t know… Protease is the enzyme for Protein…. that’s just my thoughts and realisation though…

So, I believe at some point Luke said…. “MAGICAL EEEEEELVES!!!!!!” Which is now spelt with 6 Es at the start… you had to be there really… Lunch was about, I spoke to Chloé a bit (I had also spoken to her in the morning about things) then she went to go find Adam and people. I sat back down and Nico was trying to get into a Cheese Sammich… instead of opening it like a normal boy, he ripped it open sending cheese everywhere… I saw this a good time to leave… The sun was shining so I spoke to Chloé and Adam on the Garden, we were later joined by Nico and Tom. Tom arranged a meeting place for us all then the bell went… whilst in Registration Tom poked his head around the door… when I was out, he was gone… and outside Fletch’s form… this small group soon grew into a band of merry men (with Nico next to me suddenly). So we watched the horrifying videos… one of which there was a boy playing in a garden. I jokingly thought, “A car is gonna crash through and mow him down.” (Shit, moth!) then it cut to a boy playing football… I thought this was the young boy older… the guy was drinking, then driving, slipped on the road… spun through a fence… the small boy was there… the car steam rolled the small boy…. I was like, “whut…?” But yeah… it is a good thing I didn’t plan on driving until after Uni…

Wait… that was thursday… okay… I then talked to Bethany Huls until some time…

Friday was the do nothing day… I also thought that day was Saturday. I spoke to Bethany all day until about 3:45 where I then trawled the internet and slept till 6:45am… then saturday I played a bit more of FF12 and got a monster killing combo of about 150….

Then I did nothing… I ended up watching Blade 2 in my bed…. I fell asleep around 11:30 and then woke up at 1:41 am and checked the internet a bit… then slept… alas, i woke up at my normal time then thought, “bed looks comfy…” and fell asleep until 9am…

Then today, I… talked to Bethany Huls a bit after lunch and did some work… oh also, Thursday I forgot to hand my work in that was a day late… I realised it wasn’t in my bag as I walked past the Staff room and thought, “OH SHIT!”… ah well.

Saturday guess what turned up… the sexiest thing EVER! Scud the Disposable assassin turned up! It’s friggin GIANT. Plus, it is awesome! There is this awesome bit where this guy went out on a balcony and said, “could it be falling any heavier?” then got crushed by a Zombie t-rex… that had a camera on it’s face… then when this happened they tried to get this guy out of a building through the elevator… the elevator came up and went “Ding” they were confused the doors opened… then two Zombie raptors (with Cameras on their heads) burst out…. plus there is a guy with “intel inside” on his forehead and the Atari logo on his belly… it is sooo awesome… I mean… Scud went a bit CRAZY… got some barbed wire… wrapped it around his head and said, “I’m Jesus Christ with a laser gun, and you’re all going to hell.” ALSO he had a Mini gun… with 4 things to it… so he was holding it and said, “I’m programmed to only retaliate when threatened” A tin can hit his head and he killed like… nearly everyone… plus in this world everyone is some kind of genetic freak show… so yeah… buy it! it is AWESOMENESS!!!

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we have facial hair! (stolen from the Spongebob Squarepants movie (Best film… that involves sponges EVER)

So…. I last spoke to you…. Friday I believe cause I spoke about Spoilers and what not… So what has happened? Well, where better to start than the end? Probably the beginning…

Okay, so Saturday I was work free… well, not really, but slightly, I basically lazed about until my brother’s work rang and I was told to get my brother, so he went to work, I hopped onto the xbawks tree shinxty to play some Fable II. I finished the Hero of Will thing, which was soooo boring, it also probably cut me off from my weekly money earnings. So then I did the two quests from that, walked about going “Ooo” at the new things, like Westcliff, the world now being all dark, dead and especially Oakvaille… which I kinda slaughtered…. Then I had to continue with the story after gaining about two achievements (took me ages to seel something for twice the price (replaced most the furniture for the max and took me a while to get the economy quite high)). This was doing some retarded thing about a Culis Gate… it was okay, got killed once, thankfull I have like 12 Resurection Phials from doing the Crucible twice. This fight of never ending guards, some of which have the gay magic attacks that knock you back and attack from afar, was basically, me charging physical attacks, hitting the one behinde, whilst it was then slow-mo zoom in, doing the same to the other side… and when I had no people near, pulling out my gun to shoot people in the head or Nuts… or charing up some Inferno level 5 and murdering some shit… So yeah, that was done, was in Wraithmarsh, was fun, lots of easy to kill Hollowmen (reason in the name… they are men… jokez) Then I got to Bloodstone… Within seconds I had gathered all the whores in the place (apart from the man whore) and then headed to the pub, picked up the bar maid and about 3 other people then had sex… in one large orgy, without protection… Then I married the most attractive whore… Then I did some retarded Pirate thing that took ages to find 10 chests, did some deeds for Toby, realised I should’ve given him a man whore instead… bought some stuff, found out that I may have accidentally killed the owner of the furniture shop whilst they were angry I stole something from a house that isn’t theres… Got my whore wife pregnant in the first time we had normal one on one sex… got another whore and had a threesome… went to go find my Gypsy Wife… cause she wanted sex… in front of my son… oh wait…. I don’t think I got to play on Sunday… if I did, what I did is worked in there… OH, I remember, saturday got me to Wraithmarsh… then Sunday was from that onwards (which was mostly sexy timez)

Saturday at 8pm there was a 2hour Maple story 2x exp event!!! So I got up like 50% or so…. the next day… there was another 2x exp event… but it was 36 hours long… so I leveled… then I think I wasted the rest of the time… because… the place where I train is only good in 2x exp… and I was trying to find other places… Sunday I also did some media work.

MONDAY… uh…. oh, Media is now out of the way for everz cause I got it all done on the monday. English was… some plans for essays (I never plan, I barely have enough time as is, let alone wasting ages on plans).  Durrr…. Drama, the talent show idea, which I may have mentioned (who knows) was dropped, we then went with a quiz thing, our subject was General Knowledge… which veers from Science to Pirate Nautical Terms….  Gonna be fun… our team name is ‘Ben and all the rest.’. French we did some work I think… yeah… I cannot remember (oh great, BBC1 is suffering from horrible picture on my TV screen) Lunch seemed to matter so much it ended up not existing. English we did some more plans… and one in the class that manage to take 30 minutes… shame plans aren’t marked… DT… we did DT? I simply cannot recall what we actually DID in that lesson…

So time for the same ol’ boring action by action of Tuesday. Mostly starting with PE I went to do Rounders instead due to Ned promising me I’d be on his team, plus he said it’d be fun. To be entirely honest, it was really anything BUT that… It was cold and windy… I got hit by the ball three times… Nico bowled  (?) a ball at my face so I put the racket in the way and got hit in the temple. Then someone threw the ball underarm to me, they were standing in the sun, ball hits me in throat. Then in another game, somone hit the ball along the floor going through Jim’s legs I went to pick it up, it hit my foot pinged into the air hitting my brow… that hurt a fair bit as well… I nearly got hit again whilst running in which the ball bounced missing my face…. And all this time I had Jim and James being complete dicks who at the time had no reason of existance and probably deserved to die a horribley slow and painful death… more on that story later. Break continued my craziness of talking to myself. It was slightly mumbling… but I was keeping myself company, the same happened in a bit of Biology, but once people left for RS exams… I went to see Ned and Adam and peepz and played some Charads… (?). Lunch… more talking to myself… RS was okay… the same mind numbing humour from Nathan. Then in Maths I was happy to see that I had an A* in a paper without finishing…

Wednesday started with the fun of a practice paper, this then lead to watching Role Models. From what I can see so far, it has the potential of being entertaining. The actor that plays Mike in friends will probably have the more higher brow sort of humour, then the small, high pitched black kid will appeal to the low brow, pre-pubesant humour of Nathan Jest. DT, no one did work, played with some plastic, watched as Ned’s thing failed then saying “I told you so” uh… we then just ate a bunch load of chocolate and put stuff in front of a cupboard… that had Ben inside… Media we watched Prom Night and ate a doughnut…

Which nicely brings me into the next part of my blog being about Prom Night. This was a horrible film. There was no fear because when someone got jumped on, you had already seen it in either the trailer or the DVD menu… plus, it was painfully obvious. There was one bit where the heroin had closed a door on the crazed killer, she casually walked down the corridor a bit, walked back, looked in the peep hole, he looked back. To escape the Hotel he killed a worker there by cutting the guys throat. Then taking his clothes that had no blood on at all walked out right under the police’s nose. The ending was horrible. Basically, the heroin was being attacked by the guy, frantically flailing on the floor not really screaming but just… worried. Then, the detective comes in, shoots the guy once in the heart, the evil guy takes a step forward, gets shot again, another step forward, shot another 6 times in the heart. He eventually goes stiff, holding up knife, drops to knees, then falls forward where the heroin rolls out the way… there is an embrace, then the credits roll… it was just sooo sudden. And the characters do such retarded things… guh….

So, in my time after school on tuesday I decided to start colouring in a picture that is REALLY old… like REALLY old… last year old… to do with a story I stopped writing. Instead of my normal select, fill select, fill, tactic… I decided to do it more comic book (least on webcomic) style, where I am doing it all in brush (apart from the lines (that requires a tablet really)) and in a lot of different layers so I can see how things look… layer by layer…. I might have that done by some time…

My brace is now hurting… I think a ring came slightly loose when I was half sleeping in the car leening on my jaw pushing my teeth down hard… Also, I have a big spot on my nose… that is totally going to be there for prom… and I think I got rid of alll the puss in it… so it is just red… and icky… New comics as well….

Okay, so… today, is… MAX’S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!! Max…. from the school I go to…  So, Max is a wonderful person who is sort of a addict when you come to…. Steam products…. So Max is now 16 so… go over to give Max a big ol’ Happy Birthday, even if you don’t know him!

On to other news that isn’t Max as hard as that is to believe…. Wednesday, Chemistry, Titration was the name of the game…. I found it pretty good… A good ol’ lesson that had many positive points…. so that was pretty good… the rest of the day that wasn’t lessons didn’t really have ANY positive points 😦 DT, this was pretty fun, not only was it Yazoo day…. but I also now have some material to be sawing and cutting and gluing and nailing and more cutting…. and stuff… I marked out my first stuff…. which was fun…. THEN, I Tried to cut my wood…. but me being all weak and brittle meant that I didn’t last long…. So I got Ned and his Panel Saw to cut through all of my wood that I needed…. the main problem is that I am not sure if I need a bit left over…. Media was next… FINALLY finished my trailer with the help of Cheyenne and not much help from the crappy camerawoman Ellie… who failed to help in the slightest… unless you count beating my arm to a bloody fine pulp helping….

Thursday today…. Not only was the positive-ness of Max’s Birthday ruined due to the crappy art lesson that had me doing the same thing I was doing the week before… nothing…. Because she hasn’t given us ANY direction… she didn’t tell me what I could do to improve my pieces… she just went through saying, “I Don’t like that” “That isn’t doing anything for me” etc…. So… I am just going over my oil pastel in more Oil pastel…. Barrels of fun… even better knowing that the last lesson next week we will be doing…. WORK! woo…. She is a bitch and has never given us a fun lesson… Max is MUCH better of a person… Like GOD compared to her… or Gordan Freeman. Ah HA! Drama was next, this meant that it was time to do my super duper piece of mock drama piece…. Ours was going well… until in the dark I couldn’t find my hoody and I found it nearly IMPOSSIBLE to get into… I spent too long going, “I can’t find my hoody!” and running about backstage searching for it….. and then trying to get into it….. oh well…. the rest of the lesson I could FINALLY get back into some kind of comedy….. with a Drunken person going home by car after beating up a hobo, Me (a policeman) coming in, telling the hobo off then telling the man to “Drive Safely”… and even though we didn’t intend on it… we somehow managed to get something about “How the modern world is made mostly up by Binge drinkers”…. or something like that…. I can’t remember what Miss Archer said… but it was something we weren’t aiming at…. We then had Maths, this was boring and simple…. and having to yell at Andy because he lacks the ability to hear….. Grr…. and getting REALLY annoyed listening to Nathan tell me how he is going to beat my legaly trained and obtained and blood stained (my own blood) pokemon, with his pokemon… which he used Cheats to obtain, train and the like…. Rare Candy cheats… from the internets… AND having Darkrai but found on like route 201 or whatever the first route is…. He annoys me ever so….. After that there was French… all I can say is Oops… I got an E in the higher reading, which was just a lot of guessing…. and I only just got an E…. I mean the lowest mark to get an E is 18… I got 18…. She didn’t put the grade boundaries for anything lower…. Oh well….

When I got home, with it being Awards Evening and my Brother having an Award and my Sister off to do soem Judo (which I quit after doing about 8 years of it and not getting anywhere apart from underneath the bodies of people twice my size…) I had all 3 computers free…. I decided to use 2 because 3 would be too hard… I think I might’ve shattered my knee…. How you ask?  Quite simply, by having both computers have Maple Story on…. each with one of my characters… one weaker than the other…. I was training the weaker with some Carnival PQ… this meant I had to sprint so fast up and down stairs that if I made one false step I would’ve either fell up/down some stairs or in to/ out of a wall…. either way… my knee hurts… but I got one person leveled up…..

Then I made Max’s fun awesome thing…. and then there was this… woo.
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Well another awesome thing happened to me…. This time, I had a brief chat with the Author of Dueling Analogs(Steven Napierski). This kinda rocked… and it was one of those times when you don’t expect a reply, then you do, then you have no idea what to say so you end up breathing heavily down the phone…. or internets…. This is how the convo went down…. or up:





Steven I just got a pop up ad on Twitter. WTF?





this rocks…



So, how are you


I’m fine thank you. And yourself?


I’m good as well, thanks. Good to hear that a great artist is all good and stuff




So yeah, your Webcomic rocks (as if you haven’t heard that already (by about a million times))


I appreciate that.


so much so, that whenever it is monday/thursday I check your website at least 10 times


Curses… need to go eat my dinner

great talking to you and stuff

and good luck with your webcomic




gotta go inside

it was nice talking to you


So that is really about it… however, this can go with my other Internet Achievements, LIIIIIKE:

  1. Having 3 of my questions read out on live internets in one show (2 by the lovely Kirstin Reily (by name from “Some City”)) HERE
  2. Having 1 of my questions read out and answered on live internets on the Gears of War 2 show. HERE
  3. Having a good chat with Antony Padilla about how he had got his discount wrong. Unfortunately he gets sooo many messages a day… it is hard to find it.

Who knows… Maybe I will get some more of the few years… Maybe Tim Buckely (GASP!)

Anywho, back to real life. Mock exams. Yesterday I had my English Mock, this went well in my opinion, I managed to finish and didn’t leave much out. So, for once, I think this English Exam has gone well… There was also DT. I didn’t finish this and I didn’t stop working ONCE! I managed to nearly do 3 A3 bits of paper for my plan, I still think I am going to have another 2….

Today started with some lovely basketball and in our matches letting the overly competitive people play AROUND us then getting fouled by my own team mate (he kinda hit me in the eye as we both went for the ball). I just liked how no one really stopped to ask if I was okay whilst I stood there barely being able to see clutching my eye which felt like it was on fire… oh well…. We then had a French Mock…. Well, from those that know how good I am at French, this went quite bad…. Mostly because I can’t read french…. I think the listening went good enough….. The reading was just a lot of blind guessing then just NEARLY falling asleep whilst colouring in a page…. I mean, we had 30 minutes… to read not much and just put letters in a box…. on all the pages…. BORING.

After a long and… odd conversation about masturbation and how to do it without being noticed with, Tom, Callum and Sarah Gilson, there was a Science Exam (freaking YEAH!). It was split into 3 bits… Physics, Chemistry and then Biology…. I don’t think I had too many problems with the Physics apart from kinda bull shitting about an answer a lot… just lots of guess work to do with static electricity and dust in a chimney… I had 10 minutes to spare of the 30 minutes… Chemistry was just AWESOME, I know I wont get full marks because I only got about 2 points for the 3 mark questions but I am still going high… This one I had 15 minutes left… woo…. THEN Biology, I think I did fairly well in this one… the main problem is the leaf diagram was really bad… they were pointing to a Stoma and we were told to write the label in from the list of words…. THERE wasn’t “Stoma” as one of the answers, instead we had Epidermis, Guard Cell (WTH?!?!?!), Vein and Mesophyll layer…. The thing is… We haven’t learnt that the actual CELLS are called guard cells and that there are small bits on them which are the Actual Stoma…. Also, The Vein wasn’t obvious, it looked like some kind of blob but it couldn’t be any of the others. ALSO the Mesophyll layer… there are two…. a Spongy one AND a Palisade one… it was pointing to the Palisade Mesophyll layer… but still it threw me off…. I don’t think I came across too many worries with that one…. I still had 10 minutes to spare.. So, if we were given all of those papers as one big paper… I would effectively have One section and a small bit as free time… the papers being 30 minutes long… and Me having 35 minutes of space staring…

OH! Also, I got my brace tightened… Yay, this meant I got pure hatred from my brother and sister who had to wait in the car whilst that was going down… I am now going through the uber sensative stage…. YAY?!

I think I am going to have to revise my french coursework so I can write it up again tomorrow… but of course… there will be a distraction… this is, of course, Black Books!
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Yeah, I haven’t done much over the last…. week or something… I dunno…. it was too long….. SOOO why? Pirates of course…. You see, now with the release of the pirate job…. Everyone in my guild has came back onto the game to play…. this means that I lose any time because I am playing Maplestory too often…. I mean… My pirate is now level 28 at 50% and I leveled my bandit….. But I will try to get some work done….

Continuing with Maplestory…. my guild had 6 GPQs (Guild Party Quests (where we all get together and try to get through some thing to kill some big skeleton guy and stuff)), 3 on each day…. Which rocked….. So that was fun…. so yeah….

Okay… onto other stuff… French to begin with…. I had my French speaking on Monday… unfortunately… I was late by 10 minutes (oops (I blame Miss Thompson’s talk about our exam…)) but I still got it done…. I ended up swearing and running out of my DT room…. Soo….. The presentation went well…. Roleplay could’ve been better, seeing as I said castle in stead of house…. (“I stay at home eating cake” was meant to be my answer) Then messed it all up on the conversational…. so a D for me…. woop dee doo…..

Uh… can’t think of much else…. so Maths…. and the pure hatred of Nathan Jest…. He…. sucks…. ka-boodle….. He hardly gets the work most the time…. and is the most strongly oppionated people in the world…. not to mention he only plays ONE game…. ever…. like a penis….. (CoD4…. but now CoD5) Sure they are good…. but still PLAY SOME OTHER GAMES YOU IDIOT… he also hates good games and likes not so good games… he doesn’t like Halo 3 and gears 2…. even though he hasn’t played them… he likes Fable 2 (which didn’t turn out to be AS awesome) yet he still hasn’t played it…. and he will just say something is “CRAP!” if he doesn’t like it….. or the look of it…. or if it isn’t CoD4/5…. He is still delusional about the PS3 being the best console… I’ll admit it has good features… but on the gaming front… it lacks… a lot….. but hey what are you going to do….

RS today, Nathan ONCE again played his part as the sexist bigot in how we were doing that, you are on a balloon and you have to throw people off thing….. so…. he decided to try and kill all the females… CONTINUALLY hated the whole 30 year old prego man…. (that used to be a woman) in how he kept on saying, “If it has a fanny it is a woman.” Even though everyone else was saying that legally it’s a man… Uh… he then started to be a knob jockey and started questioning the whole scene…. by going, “Oh why don’t you just leave the island?” even though he failed to realise that we weren’t throwing people out for lols because we were running out of fuel… he then decided, “I’ll get the Methane from the animals.” Which would take several years to get enough to get off the ground… let alone fill the balloon… I do realise you don’t fill the balloon with Methane…. you still need power to fill it with gas…. So he started to be a penis… we also had to write some rules for our Island… I had, “First rule of the island: Don’t talk about the island.” Referencing to fight club…. then I had, no marriage, no religion, no children and no speaking/noise…. because no one else was doing any work… thanks to Nathan being a penor…..

*exhales*, also in maths we had some long argument about Mario Galaxy and CoD4… not Nathan and I, But Nathan, Max and I against Ben…. We went with (not only it being the better game) but him being a wii player so his views are worthless….

But yeah… that is the world as we know it…

OH! Simon Ward and I talked about how Life sucks and how people are really fake and how the room we were in was kinda segregated into groups… and how life sucks… and stuff… and Alienation.
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