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we have facial hair! (stolen from the Spongebob Squarepants movie (Best film… that involves sponges EVER)

So…. I last spoke to you…. Friday I believe cause I spoke about Spoilers and what not… So what has happened? Well, where better to start than the end? Probably the beginning…

Okay, so Saturday I was work free… well, not really, but slightly, I basically lazed about until my brother’s work rang and I was told to get my brother, so he went to work, I hopped onto the xbawks tree shinxty to play some Fable II. I finished the Hero of Will thing, which was soooo boring, it also probably cut me off from my weekly money earnings. So then I did the two quests from that, walked about going “Ooo” at the new things, like Westcliff, the world now being all dark, dead and especially Oakvaille… which I kinda slaughtered…. Then I had to continue with the story after gaining about two achievements (took me ages to seel something for twice the price (replaced most the furniture for the max and took me a while to get the economy quite high)). This was doing some retarded thing about a Culis Gate… it was okay, got killed once, thankfull I have like 12 Resurection Phials from doing the Crucible twice. This fight of never ending guards, some of which have the gay magic attacks that knock you back and attack from afar, was basically, me charging physical attacks, hitting the one behinde, whilst it was then slow-mo zoom in, doing the same to the other side… and when I had no people near, pulling out my gun to shoot people in the head or Nuts… or charing up some Inferno level 5 and murdering some shit… So yeah, that was done, was in Wraithmarsh, was fun, lots of easy to kill Hollowmen (reason in the name… they are men… jokez) Then I got to Bloodstone… Within seconds I had gathered all the whores in the place (apart from the man whore) and then headed to the pub, picked up the bar maid and about 3 other people then had sex… in one large orgy, without protection… Then I married the most attractive whore… Then I did some retarded Pirate thing that took ages to find 10 chests, did some deeds for Toby, realised I should’ve given him a man whore instead… bought some stuff, found out that I may have accidentally killed the owner of the furniture shop whilst they were angry I stole something from a house that isn’t theres… Got my whore wife pregnant in the first time we had normal one on one sex… got another whore and had a threesome… went to go find my Gypsy Wife… cause she wanted sex… in front of my son… oh wait…. I don’t think I got to play on Sunday… if I did, what I did is worked in there… OH, I remember, saturday got me to Wraithmarsh… then Sunday was from that onwards (which was mostly sexy timez)

Saturday at 8pm there was a 2hour Maple story 2x exp event!!! So I got up like 50% or so…. the next day… there was another 2x exp event… but it was 36 hours long… so I leveled… then I think I wasted the rest of the time… because… the place where I train is only good in 2x exp… and I was trying to find other places… Sunday I also did some media work.

MONDAY… uh…. oh, Media is now out of the way for everz cause I got it all done on the monday. English was… some plans for essays (I never plan, I barely have enough time as is, let alone wasting ages on plans).  Durrr…. Drama, the talent show idea, which I may have mentioned (who knows) was dropped, we then went with a quiz thing, our subject was General Knowledge… which veers from Science to Pirate Nautical Terms….  Gonna be fun… our team name is ‘Ben and all the rest.’. French we did some work I think… yeah… I cannot remember (oh great, BBC1 is suffering from horrible picture on my TV screen) Lunch seemed to matter so much it ended up not existing. English we did some more plans… and one in the class that manage to take 30 minutes… shame plans aren’t marked… DT… we did DT? I simply cannot recall what we actually DID in that lesson…

So time for the same ol’ boring action by action of Tuesday. Mostly starting with PE I went to do Rounders instead due to Ned promising me I’d be on his team, plus he said it’d be fun. To be entirely honest, it was really anything BUT that… It was cold and windy… I got hit by the ball three times… Nico bowled  (?) a ball at my face so I put the racket in the way and got hit in the temple. Then someone threw the ball underarm to me, they were standing in the sun, ball hits me in throat. Then in another game, somone hit the ball along the floor going through Jim’s legs I went to pick it up, it hit my foot pinged into the air hitting my brow… that hurt a fair bit as well… I nearly got hit again whilst running in which the ball bounced missing my face…. And all this time I had Jim and James being complete dicks who at the time had no reason of existance and probably deserved to die a horribley slow and painful death… more on that story later. Break continued my craziness of talking to myself. It was slightly mumbling… but I was keeping myself company, the same happened in a bit of Biology, but once people left for RS exams… I went to see Ned and Adam and peepz and played some Charads… (?). Lunch… more talking to myself… RS was okay… the same mind numbing humour from Nathan. Then in Maths I was happy to see that I had an A* in a paper without finishing…

Wednesday started with the fun of a practice paper, this then lead to watching Role Models. From what I can see so far, it has the potential of being entertaining. The actor that plays Mike in friends will probably have the more higher brow sort of humour, then the small, high pitched black kid will appeal to the low brow, pre-pubesant humour of Nathan Jest. DT, no one did work, played with some plastic, watched as Ned’s thing failed then saying “I told you so” uh… we then just ate a bunch load of chocolate and put stuff in front of a cupboard… that had Ben inside… Media we watched Prom Night and ate a doughnut…

Which nicely brings me into the next part of my blog being about Prom Night. This was a horrible film. There was no fear because when someone got jumped on, you had already seen it in either the trailer or the DVD menu… plus, it was painfully obvious. There was one bit where the heroin had closed a door on the crazed killer, she casually walked down the corridor a bit, walked back, looked in the peep hole, he looked back. To escape the Hotel he killed a worker there by cutting the guys throat. Then taking his clothes that had no blood on at all walked out right under the police’s nose. The ending was horrible. Basically, the heroin was being attacked by the guy, frantically flailing on the floor not really screaming but just… worried. Then, the detective comes in, shoots the guy once in the heart, the evil guy takes a step forward, gets shot again, another step forward, shot another 6 times in the heart. He eventually goes stiff, holding up knife, drops to knees, then falls forward where the heroin rolls out the way… there is an embrace, then the credits roll… it was just sooo sudden. And the characters do such retarded things… guh….

So, in my time after school on tuesday I decided to start colouring in a picture that is REALLY old… like REALLY old… last year old… to do with a story I stopped writing. Instead of my normal select, fill select, fill, tactic… I decided to do it more comic book (least on webcomic) style, where I am doing it all in brush (apart from the lines (that requires a tablet really)) and in a lot of different layers so I can see how things look… layer by layer…. I might have that done by some time…

My brace is now hurting… I think a ring came slightly loose when I was half sleeping in the car leening on my jaw pushing my teeth down hard… Also, I have a big spot on my nose… that is totally going to be there for prom… and I think I got rid of alll the puss in it… so it is just red… and icky… New comics as well….

Okay, right now, I’m STARVING! I’m actually going to go get something to eat now… maybe, brb anyway…. Phew, all hope was lost untill I remembered I had a fudge thing somewhere… I ate it…. still hungry… Need to pee now… okay… now that all my bodily needs are out of the way… let’s get the train-a-rolling…. even though trains don’t roll….

BADMINTON! Yeah, badminton was in PE instead of Rounders/softball (arm pumps) this did have its downsides…. the first being, getting out most of the court stuff, puttin the net up and everything… THEN HAVING OUR COURT TAKEN!!!!! Then, we asked nicely, they just decided to be mentally retarded and then continue to suck at badminton on the court…. I was thinking, “We are smarter than them…. and we also have Nick.” Logically, that means we get the court… no, Lindsy decided to be annoying… (by the way, this is probably going to be long). Eventually, when most of 6 on the court left, and only Lindsy and… Laura (?) were left we muscled our way onto the court. We played… jokingly because they all decided to play OVER us…. so we get Ben to play deep to get them to move, they moved further INTO the court… so I nearly got hit in the head by Lindsy, whilst playing I hit their shuttle COCK (tee hee) away and then returned a shot…. I like badminton because a lot of the underarm stuff, mostly underarm back hand, makes me think it is a lot like sword play…. mostly fencing, with the lunges…. Eventually Chloe went onto another court because she was annoyed by Lindsy and people…. Ben sat out, I was beating Nick doing my sort of…. uh… you know in Anime when someone has been beaten or just suffered a really long speech from the other one… then they go all limp and stuff and then barely hold their thing… but then go freaking insane and beat the snot out of the other person…. yeah, I was doing that stance… eventually, Nick and I were tired… we went over to Lindsy and said they can go on the court if they wanted… they decided to be a bitch about it… I umpired Chloe’s, Adam’s and Emily’s court for a bit… looked away for a second and then turned about to see that Adam hit Chloe in the head…. Then I was FORCED to play Run around…. I got bored after the first few knocks because I realised that Lindsy gave herself about…. 20 lives….. as did a lot of others…. so I just missed 3 times and went back to talking to Adam and people. We got forced to play King/Queen of the court. This is when I began to suck…. Harry was much better than originally thought out… so, my advantage of being the only person that knew what the hell they were doing, which is what I was, has gone out the window because people now know what to do…. so yeah, that was PE….

Biology due to… no one being there, we watched about 3 videos…. one, which was about the discovery fo genes, was boring, AND it also had this retared old, bald man who had the most annoying voice that sounds like he is sneering all the time…. Another, about muslces, had a lot of clips of a black man with bigger boobs than Lauren… maybe even DT girl… but he was CRAZY muscular…. as was the woman…. Then we talked….

Lunch was just how I feared. It was trying to mark my top of my thing with the other bits…. this is hard… to get it all marked up… I think we could’ve done it differently… specificaly, getting pins…… or nails… taking the tops off (the blunt end) then putting it on one, then placing the other on top…. then taking the things out… then using that to drilll…. making sure it is straight…. but…. too late now….

RS…. was, as it always is, Revision, I continued my Physics work, got confussed, drew this to depict my pain:

Too much talking in physics... comes back to bite you in the arse....

Too much talking in physics... comes back to bite you in the arse....

By the way… it is meant to be hand on cheeck….

Maths, it surely is all confussing… specifically… Simultaneous Equations…. the harder stuff that we haven’t learned well…. turns out Miss Bray is dislexic.

Home, I got my three big media pieces done…. and I did SOME science…. I feel sad….. I have a lot to do tomorrow still….


IMO, Byakuya looks the bestest… hint hint…..

So here I thought the last week before the easter holidays would be… fairly relaxed. Not TOO relaxed… but you know… relaxed enough to get by. I was oh so wrong however. Well, first I’ll say my original plan for this week. First, at school, I was going to print off all the pictures I Had ready for art. Decided against it when I was at the end of the day trying to format all the pictures and then realised I had to also re-size them and get them in a good place to cut out etc. So I decided against it. No biggie, I thought, I will just do it at home, it’ll only take like 4 seconds out of my schedule… Oh I was wrong. The printer has no Magenta Ink and is running low on… Cyan I believe…. so that idea part of the plan was THROWN away into the dusk. So after I was meant to have stuck in my pictures, I was going to draw a picture, then do some more of my Media then do a bit more art, my Andy Warhol research, then… I’d be done for the day pretty much, or even week. I mean, afterwards, I’d just have to do a small bit of DT, a bit more Art, and some more Media, the media being copying.


I was wrong. Today I got the wonderful privilege to realise, that this week is going to be like catching your balls in a vice, the vice falling off a cliff with a 1000 tonne wait to it, then whilst the pain slowly came, woodpeckers would fly in and start to peck at the elasticated….. and then an Angry cat would bite them…. and maybe turn sterile just for kicks…. Today, I found out that over the coming week… I need to do:

2 Radio show scripts and analys, copy up about 3 A3 sheets, finish my ‘The Orphanage’ film stuff and probably some more, for Media… all in for at least Wednesday…. the A3 Sheets and radio scripts are Friday.

About, 2 colour pictures, at least two pictures of myself in manga style and Roy Lichtenstein style, Andy Warhol research, 1 tonal study, some notes on about everything, slowly come to realise what I’m going to do for my final piece and know what to do for the bottom panel…. for Art… mostly in for Thursday.

About… 4 A4 sheets of paper and 1 A3 or 2 A3 Sheets of work for DT. Oh, and Finish my actual project….

One Practice essay and a redo of my Romeo and Juliet work…. for English, the Romeo and Juliet for period 5 today, and the other for Friday.

Research and crap loads of work for a redo of my Science in the News for Chemistry…. the title being something about copper in mobile phones being reused. FOR THURSDAY!

French Revision for my speaking… sure it is for after the holidays… but I still need to do some.

I’m sure there was one more… but that has slipped my mind.

So my relaxing week has gone up in my radioactive, sterile flames of my balls…. Today, I ended up NOT getting my photos printed off…. played Rock Band until Dinner… then I got 1 Tonal drawing done… and my media for the day done… started my Andy Warhol stuff, did one page on him…. found out his work is as dull as… art… I have a whole page blank… this is meant to be done for tomorrow…. Tomorrow, I have to…. copy the Media A3 sheets. Maybe do at least 1 radio show and get started or finish my science in the news stuff. Then Wednesday, I need to do more Art, more science and probably more media. THEN Thursday, I need to do that practice essay and any media left unsolved… Friday… I can make that 20% I need on maple… which is like 2 hours of gameplay…. What is worse, is come Friday, not only will I be knackered… but the day after… I am gonna be starting my, sleep for no hours routine… I have made a good haul…. of sugar…. during this whole painful time… the work and the no sleep, I hope to get a few more little sketched comic pages done….

So yeah, I am gonna go with no sleep again… “Why?” Well, because on Maple my friends were talking about how if you go 10 days without sleep, you die…. I instantly saw that as a bet… so I am now going to see how long I can go without sleep…. each morning and night, I will take a photo of my eye to see bags hopefully develop… this is really, when I should do all my art… or even work… but no, it all had to be done BEFORE Easter….

Gawd…. I’m soo… pissed about this work…. that I’ve forgotten what happened… OH! Media, we got told how there is much more work to do… I made a stab at Ellie’s lack of work she has done by saying, “Hey Ellie, don’t you need to analyse your work? Oh wait, that’s right, it’s MY work.” Which I quickly followed with, “Well our work.” Pointing to Cheyenne…. The annoying thing is… I’m showing all the technical PIZAZZ but also losing marks because… well Ellie, on her yellow sheet of keeping track of what work had been done, has written, “Photoshop” each time… we did any of the photoshop stuff…. In our group… we could’ve EASILY got this done quicker… but instead of the group splitting up to do different jobs…. it was more of, we all do one job at one time… meaning there is no change in the “What the group has done” box and the “What I have done” box… although, there should be for Ellie’s but there wont be…. Other than that… not much else in Media.

English, the second I walked in I was given back my crap and told to redo it… so I got sent to the Library to try about 3 computers ’til I found one that worked… rereading that essay… gawd, I sounded like Harry Biford….

Drama…. We were given our marks… oddly enough, Miss Archer gave me some work back that was like 10/20 or something to redo…. in my work, I found a piece she had marked 5/20… WHY  WASN’T I GIVEN THAT BACK?! This was the Blood Brothers work… Why was I never given that… for the time we were doing it… instead it was mostly just the work I wasn’t there for… meaning I got an 8/20 for that one… overall… I got like 78/120 and 27/40 for my practical… so that… is a nice juicy C or lower…. probably a D… sure the marks aren’t definite… but 27/40… to me sounds like a shit mark for the practical….

French was boring… cover lesson, no work done.

Lunch was dull… no one was anywhere, Simon was ill, Ben I can only assume was getting interviewed…. Chloe and the gang were elsewhere…. so I went to finish my English… the Nick was gone… even though it can get… boring talking to him, so I was left, sitting as the noisy crowds slowly made me think more and more of melting puppies and then pouring the melting puppies into their eyes and kicking them whilst they screamed in pain… *cough*

English, handed work back in, got told that I look miserable…. because well, if you don’t know why, you don’t read…. then we did some more notes that I hadn’t done then got given the essay thing to do… god I wish I hadn’t finished my essay at lunch… I could’ve dossed until the end of the lesson… sitting there.. typing eff all….

DT we looked at past papers…. seems like the people that are good at DT (Simon) aren’t good when it comes to the words… so, Ned and mostly I were answering the questions… which is odd… because we are the furthest behind…..

Then the whole ordeal started….. I’m a bit annoyed by daylight savings…. I know have to go through a lot of things and move it forward one hour…. which we all know is freaking annoying…. there should just simply be a “Daylight Savings” button… which when on, adds an hour, and when off…. takes off an hour… or doesn’t have the extra hour… or whatever.

So… tomorrow, be prepared for another blog…. most likely with a little sketch…. If I do enough I might start something… and make it on wordpress or something… not sure how that would work easily…. not as if I can get something in from DeviantArt… I could do some kind of Flickr thing… and just use that… I dunno…

So… this week I will be tired… grouchy… don’t be surprised if I punch you in the face… I’m serious Ben… I will…. don’t make a comment or… I will kill you, AND your boat…

have fun! ^.^

So… today was meant to be the day of coursework…. However, this ended up taking a rather severe blow…. I was meant to do a bit of DT, do a lot of Media…. and if I was up to it, which I’m not, some Art…. Problems with all 3…. Dt, I don’t have my 3 designs, so I can’t compare them to the specs out of memory…. Media, I have NO idea which ‘The Orphanage’ Trailer I needed to work on…. So if I go with the wrong one… it could be bad… maybe…. Then Art… well… I have a bunch of stuff to do… like…. well, I need to take a load of pictures which I will do soon…. at least whilst the light is still good and natural, I think I also need to do some tonal studies and some artist research. I’m not sure if I need to do both of the last two…. but I think it was going to be one…. at the very least…. The small bits of Art are meant in for Tuesday… then I need to get more done for Thursday….

Well, whilst on the theme of art…. LOOKIE!!!!

So.... What do ya think?

So.... What do ya think?

So for Art I had to do some work on other Cultures… what better thing to do other than Ulquiorra? I did it all in black pen… a black pen that was breaking every few seconds….. my current main idea… is somewhat comic book based… and I hope it comes out as well as I can imagine it…. the main problem I have come to at the moment is:

A: Filling space in the bottom panel

B: Doing a tonal panel in anime style WITHIN the time limit…

Currently… I really need to get some pictures… of me TT.TT Which no one likes… specifically… pictures of me… in the wind…. hair blowing in the wind…. just ONE part…. I dunno how I am gonna do that…. I’ll get my sister to do it… or something….  I need to finish this Blog quickly before the sun sets….

What else? Media…. This is beginning to suck…. We have nearly finished our thing… when I say that… I mean, we I have done our poster:

The poster would be here had I actually saved it in a JPEG or any other picture format….

I, ended up making the most of it and supervising the rest…. The problem is, these sheets we are given, make it sound like the work we did was all even… whilst Ellie hasn’t done a thing… shown in a little comic I made… but I can’t scan it in because my mum has been on the computer ALL WEEK!!!! I could take a photo… however, that wouldn’t work…. because you can’t see any of the text….

DT! What fun! At the beginning of the week my product was doing awesome back flips of justice and sex…. I had some awesome rings… I had painted my rings…. I had then stuck one half of the rings down…. THEN! SOME DOUCHE decided to steal one… meaning Miss Thompson made another, it isn’t the same size as the others… OR the same shade of blue… this is more of a… purple… and there is also glue EVERYWHERE now…. Still behind on my coursework… actually… I’m not THAT far behind… I just need to do… like 2 sheets, REDO my entire Plan… or at least finish it… then I have like 5.3 – 6.3 to do… which really require me to finish my actual project… however, at this rate… I wont be taking it home ’till after The Easter Holidays… so…. I am gonna have to bring in a bunch of DVDs (Bleach FMA….) and stuff to fill the spaces… it is gonna have to be a day that I don’t have many books… Wednesday…. that day… I only have my DT folder… every other day I have either Art or French to crush things….

The sun is quickly diminishing…. uh… the overall week has been okay… Tuesday had the dreaded Maths Mock… My revision had literally been on the day… but I was in a sleepy state when I did it…. I thought it went balls up…. it did… I only got 98 marks… for an A you need 98…. so…. I actually NEED to revise… which means, the weekend after Prom… I am going to have to revise… and ONLY revise… maybe play some maple in the afternoon/evening if I am bored, to GPQ or if there is 2x exp…. or if my brother is at work so I can play some Disgaea 2…. Then there is all that time staring into the distance… maybe I will have Bleach Season 2 by then (I would hope so) so I can watch that whilst revising… and season 1….

Speaking of Bleach! Bleach Chapter 351 was a big let down… there was no plot development… it showed some awesome Ichigo bits… and gave me a theory which I will post in a second with a giant POSSIBLE SPOILER heading…. I had been looking forward to Bleach Chapter 351 ALL week… However, Bleach Episode 107…. was quite cool. Ichinose turned out to be alive… but not anymore as he went spiralling  off into the distance spuming blood everywhere, Karyia revealed his bount (Which is FUGLY) and yet… with two episodes left to the series… Ichigo and Karyira STILL haven’t started to properly fight… like the sort of fight that you get to see… there was a small bit that got spoken over by Toushiro or someone…. so… as if they were watching, but they weren’t….


I think the problem is that we know what is now going to happen… Ulquiorra is gonna get completely destroyed… Ichigo has no human conscious at the moment… Orihime is going to get scared and worried… then Ichigo’s mask will break… Orihime will freak out because Ichigo is now very scary… Ichigo may have hurt Uryruu or someone during the battle… or Ichigo got too crazy so people are going to be fighting him instead… he will end up badly hurting Orihime or Rukia… his mask will break… he will fall to the floor… all deep and emotional and stuff…. (That is my prediction)

Or! Orihime is going to protect Ulquiorra from Ichigo’s Cero…. then the above is gonna happen and stuff….


I have recently played a bit more Tales of Symphonia… 2 player with my sister… who sucks at the game… never playing with her again…. Today I played a bit more Final Fantasy IX and I must be nearing the end…. I think I’m on disc 3 of 4…. and normally the 4th disc is the final Dungeon and all the things you can do to get final weapons and stuff….

Not sure what else to say… I’m going to go take some pictures (I have no idea what of) whilst the sun is out, then I’m going to try and get my Media done… I need to get that done BEFORE 7:30… the 2x exp starts at 8:00 (I think) and I need to get there early to get a map… plus I need to bathe… so I’ll be in a towel most of the 2x exp….

Let me leave you with this god among men…

Uh, here is the media comic I was talking about….

Left to Right - Ellie, Me (Chris) and Cheyenne

Left to Right - Ellie, Me (Chris) and Cheyenne

but you’d just want to spoil in to prove I’ve made a big mistake!

So yeah, not exactly sure what to put I just finished watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind. Which, even though I have it on DVD and have already watched it, was still quite good.

I can’t really think of much that has happened between my last post and saturday today. I mean, Saturday yesterday. The only thing I can really remember is that Media pissed me off because the one piece of coursework I thought I’d done well, Mrs Goodwin decides to tear it appart. Most people at least ONE good comment. Mine was all negative. It is soo annoying. In my print ads I think she wants me to say WHY pink and yellow and purple and stuff are considered Female colours. I don’t know why! That is like asking why a French Stereotype has an onion necklace or the black and white stripe thing…. It is crazy.

Some bits she said were a bit too short but we still have like a word limit of about 500-600 on the bits where we compare two things and then for the analysis of our own it is like 200-300. All in all, I am failing most of my GCSE subjects.

I got my art exam title, “I, mine and me” or something like that. I have mixed feelings about this. It is good because I can have gaming references. I can try and symbolise insomnia. The bad thing is, that I have two main ideas. Both she would say are too messy. My second one I came up for… just out of the blue is crap whilst the other… as with ALL my art pieces, look good in my head, but the second it is on paper it is like shit on stick and you grabbed the wrong end….

We also got to enjoy maths challenge. I don’t care about it really, I did the questions to pass the time. No more no less.

Drama involved spending a whole double lesson working out 1 scene which we still haven’t done because we cold say we have got it, we then try and do it, Lydia/Donna/Sarah will laugh or forget something then they spend like another 5 minutes talking. They just don’t know how to end it but I thought we had come up with an ending at the very beginning. When I remind them of this they just go, “That’s a good idea actually.” Then I am foolish enough to expect to start practising because they are still talking….

French, Same old. Maths, Same old… Quite easy still annoying Nathan who doesn’t seem to be able to work unless it tells him that he has to work this angle with these numbers. He gets royaly messed up when we get the ones where you have to work out something else BEFORE the actual question. Or he looks at the wrong triangle. I’ve decided not to wait up for him in the lessons. I’ll just power through, he can get confussed I laugh silently, yet evily, to myself.

Friday was just the same as ever. As was most of the week. I think, I’m too tired….

I did, however, just spend about an hour and a half just playing tetris… This is what keeps me up for so long. Oh well, I’m sure it will have no affect on me at all.