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So to start off from whence I left off… Thursday…

Thursday being Thursday meant it was destined to be the sort of game that you want to jab a knife into. However, due to it technically not exististing in a physical form, that could not be done, so we just suffer.

Starting the day by waking up and all that malark, it was off to school where I was numbed in the face by probably Tom’s love life. After a… thrilling talk with Tom it was off to the big wide wonders of art. We got a quick talk from Miss Williams… not about how she enjoyed our time there, of course not; that would imply she liked us, instead it was just telling a few of us that we need to do more work… and saying repeatedly that she shouldn’t be talking to us instead she should be marking, but some of our work was so bad that she needed to speak to us.., There wasn’t much work done in the lesson, I just talked to Hannah the entire time, played with Jesus, did a quick drawing on some card… which turned out to be half decent thus meaning I was doomed to never drawing it like that again… So I binned it…

Drama was next, this time it was time for our awesome quiz. Our team were awesome. We were polite… however, we were on the opposite side to most people, so we either didn’t quite hear or weren’t heard. Rose’s team were a bunch of annoying biatches that wouldn’t shut up and had such weird film questions mostly based around Kevin Spacey… Our round, being general knowledge, meant that we could pretty much do ANYTHING. Which we did, we changed from Science, to… wait, I’ve already said this… So yeah, as I had anticipated, a lot of the answers were incorrect… I can’t believe so many people thought Susan Boiyle (?) was the most viewed thing on Youtube… thus meaning GLOBALY! People in America, Asia Africa… anywhere but England, couldn’t care less for her… I couldn’t care less… And no one knew that Avast meant Stop… (Avast! Hammertime!) We didn’t win, but then neither did Rose… technically, they did, but then when a sheet had been handed in, they didn’t. We came joint second, then third.

Then the other lessons were pretty boring really, Maths we did work… French we did work… not much else, they weren’t the last lessons.

FRIDAY! This is a big day, I should’ve done one seperate blog for friday, however, this is how I roll. I decided to not wear my jumped, despite how cold it looked. I went to school, went to the maths block and saw the giant sea of people, most with shirts already fully signed… I went to JMc to get a signing from Simon and Hannah Cutting, then registration was over. In registration Miss McBurney got us some odd thing, it was a poem she had written that had two lines about us… mine were… hang on… “I would be remiss of me to not to Chris Smedley’s hair, I bet in 20 years his flowing locks will still be there,” Aww, bless. We also got the standard sheet with everyone’s year 7 picture… where I’m not smiling…

Maths we had a quiz, a lot of the class were at some form of Spanish Exam… I ended up in a team with Oli, Lauren and Max. We were named Team Awesome. We went with hard questions all the time (meaning double ouir roll) apart from one time, where we got up a ladder. Nathan’s (Smith) team were angry and claimed us of cheating… it was really only Oli doing the questions… so bleh.

English, we were meant to do work, instead we ended up doing nothing apart from sign shirts and take pictures, I got a signing from Miss Peers, chest on my back, and it took up most of the underside of my collar and one shoulder. We then had a big picture, which I have yet to see on Facebook, and then signed more stuff and did shit all.

Break was just more shirt signing and signing a few people with “<3 u ___” and I got Ned to sign on my heart… well pocket… but yeah. Physics was next, there was a bit of shirt signing, got my shirt signed by Miss Fletcher, which the people reading this blog know what everyone was doing. We then watched the rest of Role Models and ate assortments of food provided by teacher and pupils. Role Models was quite good, it didn’t have too much low brow humour…. like REALLY low brow from the small black child, thankfully he wasn’t really a main aspect of the story… There were two pairs of boobs on show as well.

Lunch was more signing of shirts and mingling with people, I got my shirt signed by, Miss McBurney, Miss Bray, Miss Osiow, Mr Hibbered and Mr Wheeler… As well as lots of people, I think this is really the only picture I appeared in…


Unfortunately it just looks like Simon and I are sharing our love. Oh well, I’m sure there will be more pictures soon enough. Also, it looks like I have anime hair!!!! Lol xD

French we watched more extra and ate a chocolate muffin thing… English we played some odd quiz to show that the opposite sexes don’t really know ANYTHING about the other (stereotypically) thus causing the odd one or two to show how intouch they are… Nico and I sat at the back giving one word forward, sometimes, and then just making fun of Nathan who was singing… I wrote LOL on my hand and an arrow pointing at Nathan, a few people found it amusing, endless Lols…

When I arrived home, I thought “I’ve got like 3 hours, I can relax” so I played Rockband until like 6:00 pm. I then paniced and then began to get worried because we were leaving near 6:30 pm and dinner was at 6:15 pm. So after a quick shower, a frantic attempt at drying my hair (to no avail) I ate, then tried to dry my hair again, it was still slightly damp. Got my suit on, which was a bit odd, got the bowtie done… then had a quick photo shoot then I was off. I waited at the school for a bit, then Ben and Nico came, got out to talk to them, I lol’d at nick when I saw his mum redressing him, pretty much. Max arrived then:

Another photo shoot, a bit odd. Not a big fan of the above picture, I was forced to move my hair from my face so I look silly. I found it funny how my mum was the only one that didn’t get out the car until we had left… it was all fun. A quick Pac-manless limo ride later we arrived to a round of applause and cheers and stuff, I felt a bit… awkward with everyone staring and such… :

We were soon directed in, inwhich I walked pretty much by meself, we soon found a table which had, Chloe, Rose, Eliza, Emily, Adam, Max, Ben and Nico (I believe). Overall, I looked depressed, however, I was having fun. I did dance a bit, which was mostly bobbing slightly occasionally moving my arms. Overall, the music was HELLA loud and I may now have either Corrective Lazer Eye Surgeory… OR have even worse vision than befor. I didn’t eat or drink at all… There were awards given out, Max getting a double for being awesome… Well Millionnaire and Ruler of the World. Ben got Primeminister, which if Max ruled the world would be redundant. Eliza got Gossip. Connel was wearing his kilt so that was cool, then Lydia was wearing…. well, the less said the better I would say… I did go outside as well to talk a bit but soon went inside after literally being choked by the smokers… Before not long had passed it was the end, tears were shed, hugs were passed, then we were all slowly forced onto the bus… Due to being one of the last on, I sat by meself… So I just hummed Tom Sawyer by Rush to myself, and Paranoid by… not entirely sure. The bus came back, said my good byes, got a quick hug from Chloe then was in my car and off. I was pretty tired due to no sleep, well not much sleep, for the entire week. So I struggled out of my suit and slept.

Saturday, I didn’t do much, I finished Fable II in which I need to do a comic on, I am really falling behind on those… I watched the Eurovision, they were all quite boring. Pretty much all Poppy Ballads… No hint of rock… at all. Surprisingly, we didn’t come last. Maybe Andrew Lloyd Webber did some good by striking fear into Europe. We came fifth I believe. Norway won by landslide. The tune is okay, the guy is annoying, the tune gets worse the more you listen to it.

Oh, just because I was filled with rage… Yesterday Maplestory had an event, this was a two times experience event for two hours. I had a map for like 30 minutes, several people came on then moved on when they saw me on, however, I believe a stupid botter came on and started killing, even though they were 18 levels below me, I believe they were a build which makes them awesome with awesome equips, no matter how nicely I asked, I got no response, I defamed him, got no reply, so I thought he was a bot. I got pissed off, swore a lot, then alt+f4’d my way out and interented and then I watched Eurovision and talked to Nico and shizzle.

Today I should be revising, not really happening… SHIT IT IS TOMORROW!

we have facial hair! (stolen from the Spongebob Squarepants movie (Best film… that involves sponges EVER)

So…. I last spoke to you…. Friday I believe cause I spoke about Spoilers and what not… So what has happened? Well, where better to start than the end? Probably the beginning…

Okay, so Saturday I was work free… well, not really, but slightly, I basically lazed about until my brother’s work rang and I was told to get my brother, so he went to work, I hopped onto the xbawks tree shinxty to play some Fable II. I finished the Hero of Will thing, which was soooo boring, it also probably cut me off from my weekly money earnings. So then I did the two quests from that, walked about going “Ooo” at the new things, like Westcliff, the world now being all dark, dead and especially Oakvaille… which I kinda slaughtered…. Then I had to continue with the story after gaining about two achievements (took me ages to seel something for twice the price (replaced most the furniture for the max and took me a while to get the economy quite high)). This was doing some retarded thing about a Culis Gate… it was okay, got killed once, thankfull I have like 12 Resurection Phials from doing the Crucible twice. This fight of never ending guards, some of which have the gay magic attacks that knock you back and attack from afar, was basically, me charging physical attacks, hitting the one behinde, whilst it was then slow-mo zoom in, doing the same to the other side… and when I had no people near, pulling out my gun to shoot people in the head or Nuts… or charing up some Inferno level 5 and murdering some shit… So yeah, that was done, was in Wraithmarsh, was fun, lots of easy to kill Hollowmen (reason in the name… they are men… jokez) Then I got to Bloodstone… Within seconds I had gathered all the whores in the place (apart from the man whore) and then headed to the pub, picked up the bar maid and about 3 other people then had sex… in one large orgy, without protection… Then I married the most attractive whore… Then I did some retarded Pirate thing that took ages to find 10 chests, did some deeds for Toby, realised I should’ve given him a man whore instead… bought some stuff, found out that I may have accidentally killed the owner of the furniture shop whilst they were angry I stole something from a house that isn’t theres… Got my whore wife pregnant in the first time we had normal one on one sex… got another whore and had a threesome… went to go find my Gypsy Wife… cause she wanted sex… in front of my son… oh wait…. I don’t think I got to play on Sunday… if I did, what I did is worked in there… OH, I remember, saturday got me to Wraithmarsh… then Sunday was from that onwards (which was mostly sexy timez)

Saturday at 8pm there was a 2hour Maple story 2x exp event!!! So I got up like 50% or so…. the next day… there was another 2x exp event… but it was 36 hours long… so I leveled… then I think I wasted the rest of the time… because… the place where I train is only good in 2x exp… and I was trying to find other places… Sunday I also did some media work.

MONDAY… uh…. oh, Media is now out of the way for everz cause I got it all done on the monday. English was… some plans for essays (I never plan, I barely have enough time as is, let alone wasting ages on plans).  Durrr…. Drama, the talent show idea, which I may have mentioned (who knows) was dropped, we then went with a quiz thing, our subject was General Knowledge… which veers from Science to Pirate Nautical Terms….  Gonna be fun… our team name is ‘Ben and all the rest.’. French we did some work I think… yeah… I cannot remember (oh great, BBC1 is suffering from horrible picture on my TV screen) Lunch seemed to matter so much it ended up not existing. English we did some more plans… and one in the class that manage to take 30 minutes… shame plans aren’t marked… DT… we did DT? I simply cannot recall what we actually DID in that lesson…

So time for the same ol’ boring action by action of Tuesday. Mostly starting with PE I went to do Rounders instead due to Ned promising me I’d be on his team, plus he said it’d be fun. To be entirely honest, it was really anything BUT that… It was cold and windy… I got hit by the ball three times… Nico bowled  (?) a ball at my face so I put the racket in the way and got hit in the temple. Then someone threw the ball underarm to me, they were standing in the sun, ball hits me in throat. Then in another game, somone hit the ball along the floor going through Jim’s legs I went to pick it up, it hit my foot pinged into the air hitting my brow… that hurt a fair bit as well… I nearly got hit again whilst running in which the ball bounced missing my face…. And all this time I had Jim and James being complete dicks who at the time had no reason of existance and probably deserved to die a horribley slow and painful death… more on that story later. Break continued my craziness of talking to myself. It was slightly mumbling… but I was keeping myself company, the same happened in a bit of Biology, but once people left for RS exams… I went to see Ned and Adam and peepz and played some Charads… (?). Lunch… more talking to myself… RS was okay… the same mind numbing humour from Nathan. Then in Maths I was happy to see that I had an A* in a paper without finishing…

Wednesday started with the fun of a practice paper, this then lead to watching Role Models. From what I can see so far, it has the potential of being entertaining. The actor that plays Mike in friends will probably have the more higher brow sort of humour, then the small, high pitched black kid will appeal to the low brow, pre-pubesant humour of Nathan Jest. DT, no one did work, played with some plastic, watched as Ned’s thing failed then saying “I told you so” uh… we then just ate a bunch load of chocolate and put stuff in front of a cupboard… that had Ben inside… Media we watched Prom Night and ate a doughnut…

Which nicely brings me into the next part of my blog being about Prom Night. This was a horrible film. There was no fear because when someone got jumped on, you had already seen it in either the trailer or the DVD menu… plus, it was painfully obvious. There was one bit where the heroin had closed a door on the crazed killer, she casually walked down the corridor a bit, walked back, looked in the peep hole, he looked back. To escape the Hotel he killed a worker there by cutting the guys throat. Then taking his clothes that had no blood on at all walked out right under the police’s nose. The ending was horrible. Basically, the heroin was being attacked by the guy, frantically flailing on the floor not really screaming but just… worried. Then, the detective comes in, shoots the guy once in the heart, the evil guy takes a step forward, gets shot again, another step forward, shot another 6 times in the heart. He eventually goes stiff, holding up knife, drops to knees, then falls forward where the heroin rolls out the way… there is an embrace, then the credits roll… it was just sooo sudden. And the characters do such retarded things… guh….

So, in my time after school on tuesday I decided to start colouring in a picture that is REALLY old… like REALLY old… last year old… to do with a story I stopped writing. Instead of my normal select, fill select, fill, tactic… I decided to do it more comic book (least on webcomic) style, where I am doing it all in brush (apart from the lines (that requires a tablet really)) and in a lot of different layers so I can see how things look… layer by layer…. I might have that done by some time…

My brace is now hurting… I think a ring came slightly loose when I was half sleeping in the car leening on my jaw pushing my teeth down hard… Also, I have a big spot on my nose… that is totally going to be there for prom… and I think I got rid of alll the puss in it… so it is just red… and icky… New comics as well….

Firstly, wow, Where the heck have I been for the past month? Well, I’m not entirely sure… it started off as Easter Holidays, this then merged into panic… So really, I have been doing a lot of coursework for the past two weeks… and guess what… Prepare to get a LONG arse blog consisting of one months worht of life… WHORAY for you!

So where to start? At the End? Of course not, that would just be silly… The start is where I shall start… so, on the very first friday of Easter Holidays, my computer had finally been affected by a virus, so it took about two days  to fix it. When I got back to my beloved computer and after having a rather… interment moment, I hopped onto firefox to find out it no longer works… I have no idea  WHY! It seems to only load when I open shizzle in new tabs… otherwise it does nothing… Some form of proxy error? I dunno… I’m not a genius!

So, the next thing that happened as far as I can remember… I went to that land known as Nowrich to do some shopping for once… and that is not all… there just so happened to be a pokemon event going on in a Game that just so happened to be near the Bus stop and I JUST so happened to have brought my DS… So… FUCK YEAH! I got a Shaymin! Other than that… Norwich wasn’t that important…

Next thing that was of any importance was the wonderful weekend… that was anything BUT wonderful, the friday started with me heading off to my grandparents house, which was like, 3 hours of reading… not bad… However, by the end, I had like 10 pages left. By about Saturday noon, I’d finished it… and I admitidly went quite VERY teary eyed at one point, then again slightly later… GREATEST. SERIES. OF. BOOKS. EVER! A must read, the Black Magician Trilogy… However, the new book I’m reading… is super, mega, DULL! I’m three chapters in… NOTHING has happened… AT ALL! There are like two paragraphs per page… it is in first person… which isn’t bad, but you seem to get EVERYTHING in super fine description… The only thing that has happened is that the main character broke some guys fingers because he was following her… She hasn’t even left the first city yet, and in like the first two pages she was told to leave the city on something… WHY! Plus, I think she is meant to be of higher class… meaning she has to describe EVERYTHING so elequently… yet she still tries to be all mean and stuff… like a rough diamond… NO ONE wants them… I’m currently reading this at about 1 page per day… Black Magician Trilogy about 20 pages per day… Black Magician Trilogy > This book which has something about a mirage in it…

Back to my grandparents, the saturday we decided to leave them to wollow in their own misery and go into Burton to look about the shops… I got my book… I also saw that they sold Bleach Manga up to Volume 24… ish. I was shocked… So I flicked through quickly as my mum was buying the stuff… with the sort of geeky gleam in my eye and a slim smile across my face… Then we got a drink… Upon arrival I was forced to spend time with them because I would feel bad if I just shut my self up in the room I was provided… So I ended up staring into space for a fair bit. The day, being Sunday… specifically EASTER Sunday… I woke up at 8:30, then lazed about for a bit until we got some eggs… then suffered a visit from my great Aunt and her man-friend… (Have no idea what is up with that). Then after a grueling meal we high tailed it out of there and headed home… doesn’t sound like a bad weekend? Well, it was… To describe my grandparents… well, my grandmother talks over people, will say, “would you like some more” and no matter what you say there will be on your plate… She is poor of hearing, and repeats herself at least 5 times in about… 2o minutes… My Granddad is VERY negative, the entire time he was in pain and stuff, he was sleeping on the sofa… not of our choice… and whenever my mum asked about it, he would just say he is getting old then talk about how he is dying and such. He is VERY annoying… To the point of STABBING! My great Aunt… has a laugh that could murder someone… She is rather zaney… but better than her brother… my grandfather… her manfriend… aka Roy… is a fairly pleasant chap… he is well mannered… reminds me of the shorter of the two Ronnies… and seems normal… Oh, btw… all on my mums side…

From then, I started my no sleep for the lolz thing… I managed to rack up 90 hours, I wanted to go 100 hours, but then I would be at noon, and I wouldn’t be able to sleep then, meaning it would be like 110 hours… more impressive… but I was running out of sugar… I also feared Diabetes… so… VOILA:
90 Hours makes bags go half way around face...

90 Hours makes bags go half way around face…

So I got 5 hours of sleep to fix this problem, which we then went to Ipswarch. We walked about a bit, then went off to get me a suit. This was a fun experience… I was called Sir… plus, nice fancy jackets apparently work with Pac-man T-shirts. So I think I have a gray waist coat, a gray bowtie, black fancy jacket, trousers, shirt… and yes… I will litterally ROAST in my own sweat… I still need to get some shoes, at this rate I r wearing Converse… I think bank holiday I r getting me some shoes… I also got me some funky socks…

We then played badminton on another day which was fun and stuff! Uh… yeah…

Overall, apart from the three times I went out, or 4 times… I stayed at home playing Maple that was slowly lagging more and more… Plus using Opera… which is HORRIBLE! (ow, my ankle is KILLING ME!!!!!! SO MUCH PAIN! IT HURTS! Damn arthiritus…) so my Easter was very un-eventful.

On the last Sunday, I started my non-stop workathon… I started with some Art, then got on with my French Revision. Monday, I did a bit of revision, then went to that French thing… and afterwards did more art… It may be due to the sudden summer… but I seem to sweat SOOOOOOO much now… even if I virtually kill myself via Deoderant… I can understand my room… it is an oven… but that French thing… I had my elbows pinned to my side to hide the fact that I had big sweat patches…

Tuesday was… FUN! Rounders was a blast, Biology something happened, then the others some other stuff happened… Wednesday, some Chemistry happened… Some DT happened, Some Media happened and then my French speaking happened… it was HORRIBLE! At the end Miss Osiow said I could’ve done better, did horrible on the questionnaires… she was giving me disaproving looks the entire time… Thursday was some Art, Drama we did some DT and started to varnish it after making out hiding in a cupboard for a while from the arsehole Year 10s… Other lessons were horrible. Friday was fun, can’t remember the first ones… Physics was awesome, I managed to learn about logic gates in 5 minutes… then spend 90 minutes doing NOTHING! the rest of the day was… none exsistant…

The weekend was more work…. through most of this time I had been doing Media, DT and art. Monday, nothing much… Tuesday, did badminton, was okay, got whooped by Mr Harding… Bio… something happened and then I was sitting next to Ned… which was fun, makes me look forward to Sixth From where Ned and I share the same lessons… So… the rest was boring… WEDNESDAY! This was ART! ART! AND AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRT! Lamez… I did a bit more DT… I EVEN FINISHED IT! (there will be a bigger picture dump (lol dump) at the end.) Thursday was more Art and stuff… TODAY (Today all ready?) Well, I was told to find Miss Goodwin to hand in my Media before the assembly, after the notices I went to the Staff room, she had gone to the assembly… Then, in Maths, she came to hunt me down and decided to be a whore about it… and blamed me for her not being there when I went to see her… I tried to get it all out at Break… in panic… the printer ran out of paper, there was no paper around… I printed like 3 of the same thing… (eyes hurt now) Then the bell went, EVEN MORE PANIC, left for the photo…

This was funny, I was… high middle… ish… but my height changed reguarly to stay with Nico… Or I’d get lonesome… (Peter has AWFUL Teeth) I stood like 3rd row from top… with some annoying Year 10 on my left, then Nico behinde me, Becky thomas to the Right, Rose in front as well as Natalie… it was easy to pass the time… The best part was when the hat man wanted to name and shame the Sixth Former, Zack in UVI (aka Miss Fletcher’s Toy Boy… or something like that), by getting him to put his hand up… instead everyone cheered… Never has a picture been so horrible… just the attitude of everyone… probably because we’d been roasting, our knees had fused to one and it was just boring… but still… We got 30 minutes extra lunch… which is good, cause it took me an hour to hand in my media… My group managed to lose our folder… which means ALL of the yellow sheets keeping a record of what we have done is now lost…. So there is a nice D for me… I also have nearly finished the paper sides of my DT… Then, I will be in the clear… I may finally be able to rest…

Okay, now to more General things. I started playing Fable 2, quite fun… see here for more… You may also have noticed a change to the links… take a ganderr…. I have also had like two Weezer songs STUCK in my head, Hash Pipe, We’re All on Drugs (aka We’re All in Love) oh… and also Perfect Situation… so that is three… (soooo hot right now…) Plus… I got some FMA… Also, it looks like Pushing Daisies is over… Sad face… and Flight of the Conchords is coming back… Happy face…

PICTURE DUMP (lol Dump)

WOO!

WOO!

So… yeah… That is done… and so is this, not as long as I’d expected… really hot right now… so cba to spell check…