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Don’t understand?

Now you do, so go get struck by lightnin’ knowing we have a cure!!!

Hey, I think Ben probably had some as well, what with those side effects… 😉

Okay, so it’s been the first week of school… a week ago, but first… something completely different:

On the wank bank holiday monday… thing… wasn’t one of them, just on the monday… my sister bugged my brother and I to go to the park. We went, she fell over a ball, got in a mood, things eventually picked up a bit… went home, SCENE!

The Tuesday that followed was the first day back! Things seemed pretty good. People actually seemed happy to see me. I got a few bits of work done and physics was quite good, although it looked disasterous with the experiment calculations… until the very end when we were ACE!

The wednesday was when things started to go down hill… The morning, before registration was somewhat depressing… for pathetic reasons. Then we had an assembly… where I got crushed between Jagger and Tom… and lost a leg to Ethan… Not fun, I forgot what it was about… oh yah! House Captain shtuff!

Then the wednesday carried on… getting worse and worse. Sadly there was no Archery either… so I was left to be bored for ages. I spoke with Yasemin and Peeps for a while, then went into Fram… and bumped into my sister… AWKWARD! We then decided that it’d have to be stealthy to get back to the school without my father seeing me… mission accomplished as he was slightly late…

The thursday was pretty deathly as well.. I can’t say I had fun either… It was a double Biology lesson, and I can’t really understand the stuff we were doing… we were doing DNA changes in Bacteria… where the text book goes into SO MUCH detail… whilst the revision guide manages to summarise two pages into about a paragraph… and it’s so much more precise…

The friday got a lot better! The lessons were crap at the start, like Chemistry… get my mock result back (more on that L8R) but lunch was pretty fab! I was hanging out with Joel Gibson and Calum Johnson when Chloé came down to talk to us because Eliza and Rose were missing. Then those two came down and we were all talking and stuff… it got too hot so the girls went to have a walk… then the guys (us) went on our own.

We bumped into each other outside the english block and talked more and did stuff and it was a really nice Lunch time!


Period 6 was also pretty awesome! We were out on the field, so getting the nice feeling of summer in while we can! It was good to have the Friday Period 6 club thing again, cause it felt like we hadn’t had it in AGES! The main problem was one thing that just didn’t do anything the entire time…. some may guess who… ARG! My limp wrist hurts!

I went into the weekend feeling pretty good! Turns out… I was a mad man to do so. The school posted my mock exam results to the house…. ARG! My dad saw and apparently wasn’t happy… Apparently I’ve made him mad, and he even crossed out all the Cs under my predicted grades and wrote “A” next to them… as a “friendly” reminder that he hates me and that I have to get an A in everything… nom nom nom, can feel the love. I think the main reason was cause I got a D in my chemistry Mock, but I really didn’t get it at all. Maths got a B and Biology got an A… Then Physics… D… *cough*

Anywho, ignoring the unhappy family, as I normally do, I started the game of CoD4: MW. Starting off as Soap MacTavish I played the time trial thing about twenty times before setting out on my first mission on “Hardened” difficulty… playing on Veteran will be for a later time… So I just went on the one below it… Anywho, I was so on edge for that first mission, running out and thinking I’d failed as I slowly began to slide out the helichopper.

I have to say… the S.A.S missions are SO MUCH BETTER than the American ones. Although when you die in the America ones with the nuke (Spoilers btw) that was so… like… WOAH!

Anywho, I’m currently a bit stuck… I’m currently Lt. Price and Captain MacMillan got crippled my a falling Helicopter. We are currently waiting for a chopper to get to us… I can do the first wave of people… but the second wave is like… INSANE! Captain MacMillan rarely shoots anything… so the tree I’m hiding behind could have like 5 people shooting at it… he’ll ignore that and shoot off in the corner. That’s one of the main problems, people sneak up on you easily just because there are so many people (like 100, or more) and there’s only 1 of you… so you have a lot on your plate… I’ve managed to get the chopper to land… but each time I’ve JUST died… but as far as I know… it lands on the opposite side of the fucking map as to where Captain MacMillan is… It’s like… SERIOUSLY, wtf? How do they expect me to get him over there whilst I’m being shot at by 30 people.

I’ve also been playing the Special Ops with my brother on MW2, on Veteran (cause we’re hardcore!) which is pretty fun, the snow mobile race was quite fun just because you can shoot at people on the snow mobiles and they flip off….

It does seem with CoD4 that as you get further in the campaign, your partners do less and less… too often they just stand there… or on the other side of the map as I go forward to the objective… hoping for some back-up. Mostly as a confidence boost, I can normally deal with people quite well, it’s just at the start of levels when you’re not in a good place it’s hard… to shoot everyone, stab dogs… break the dog’s neck (i’m getting quite good at it now, REALLY satisfying)

In pokemans I’ve also gotten a hold of all but one Gym Leader’s phone numbers (FUCK YOU BLUE! You require so much work!) and then with my plucky party of low level 60s… I thought… “Can’t be TOO hard to beat a guy who’s party is made of high level 80s” Turns out, read is really quite hard… Mostly Lapras… and to get things to work so I have an advantage… I need to be SO lucky! Lapras and Venasaur are difficult… Venasaur could probs be done with my Feraligatr’s Ice Fang when it has the Choice Specs on, but  Red rarely sends out Venasaur without me killing Lapras, which just has so much HP… that it can survive a pretty decent Discharge from my Ampharos… might be able to survive two even…. I just need it to paralyze Lapras and I could win…. cause then Ampharos could get another move in before the Lapras does (which would kill Ampharos) . See the bind I’m in? I could train my pokemon a bit more… but I’m so tired of having to climb Mt. Silver… just cause of one room where you spiral around and around and around….

Tactics of battle aside…

Today was monday! (Nearly said Yesterday, LAL). It was so-so really…We did a practical in Chemistry, I got 10/10 marks on one bit, and 13/15 on another , that with my 14/15 on the other bit puts me at 90% overall for the coursework, which is nice.

Then the rest of the day has consisted of this:

Bloody Finger Painting

That’s not paint by the way….

Bloody Keyboard

All the stuff on the keyboard that looks weird… is blood… nothing but blood and keyboard… there’s now blood in my keyboard, GO ME!

I had an accident… and it bled for over an hour… and then it opened again… bled for 30 mins… now it opened AGAIN!

And seeing as I forgot, I also put my name forward for House Captain of Hitcham today… I know I wont get it, I just wanted to do it… because I felt like I should… being one of the only boys in the house with a brain cell… that doesn’t do sports or stuff…

I watched TV, it informed me.

So it is what? really late? 4am ish? I am not sure WHY I am here… mostly because I can…. the funny thing is… I haven’t done much at all. Within these 21 hours of being up….

Well… when was the last time I blogged? Wednesday… so where better to start than Thursday? NO WHERE!! That’s where! Well, Thursday meant we went to Ipswich for some shopping and stuff…. It didn’t start out very well with my mum doing the thing she normally does… Then she fell out with my brother…. We started to look at shoes because… pleh… I decided to go with some £40 converse which are sooo awesome!!! We didn’t buy them then and there… no, instead, my brother and I got to stand outside New Look for about… 15 minutes or something… We weren’t the only ones… on the other side of the entrance there was another Teen-aged boy standing there looking bored out of his face… They didn’t buy anything….

It was soon lunch…. we wouldn’t go to Subway (for some odd reason) but we still wanted to eat cheap… we eventually went to BHS and got paninis and I got very hot cheese over my thumb…. Afterwards we actually bought things… I got my shoes which actually turned out to be £35…. I got a new bag due to my old one having holes in (which the outside one I may have done….) and that cost like £20. I did see some hoodie thing that I wanted…. that had SOME colour to it as well… but… it was only in sizes Large through to eXtra eXtra Large…. and my mum didn’t feel like buying me anything else… clothes related… even though I have none… and my sister has loads from Tescos (I would like decent clothing). When we went to Gamestation I searched through ALL the DS games to find no Chrono Trigger DS… I was shocked… it was a new game… “What the crap?!” I thought. I went to the til and asked if they had some… turned out… one of the people at the til were leaning on a pile of them… I decided not to get it… at £30 pounds and have already spent £55 plus lunch of my mum’s money…. I thought otherwise… my brother did buy Army of Two (we know it is a crap game) but more on that later… CEX (aka the super secret shop), that is no longer much of a secret, actually had a 2nd hand PS2 and PSTwoo. The PS2 was like £45 and the PSTwoo was £55… Again I thought, “I’ve spent too much today… maybe another time”. so we left after my brother bought Memento 3 Disc special… for £3.

Upon arrival back home my brother and I went to go play Army of Two. Now the reason we got this was because it is meant to be half decent in co-op… and we needed a cheap co-op game to play seeing as we have done everything else and he doesn’t have his Xbox Gold account right now… My views on the game… is LOL FAGS! Yeah, the characters are so gay…. you can go up to each other an press the “A” button (Also known as the “X” button on any Playstation Controller) and then they will do something with each other… like, air guitar… or go, “Awesome man!” “You rock dude!” whilst either doing the whole respect thing or the hand locking and arm locking thing…. one thing my brother and I found offensive was when they said, “Lift up your shirts!” But when there are only South Affircan men about… and each other… that is not the best of ideas…. I mean, you can do this ANYWHERE, like in the middle of being shot at… you can also press one of the triggers and they will headbutt each other or something…. There is this weird “Back to Back” thing, which pops up at random moments… and pretty much makes you invincible. Why? It is all in bullet time but you can still spin about at a good pace… and your bullets are faster… So, I guess, it is fun to shoot the bodies as they slowly fall down and see all the crazy ways they fall… but… there is no indication of when you are suddenly out of it being shot at…. another thing which I see pointless is the Co-op Sniping.. this is both players sniping at the same time… then you have a countdown then shoot at the same time… we were told to do this ONCE so far… and that was to shoot a gas tanker far away… I, instead, just shot it from afar with my AK-47 and it exploded… what was the need for co-op sniping?! There are also a lot of MANLY scenes where you will get small clip of them either tearing down a pillar by a chain… or even pulling down a door…. They are so totally not gay…

Another… fun (?) aspect of the game is that you can change your weapons… like put better barrels on them.. or more rounds or a stock… one of the more pointless things is what you can put on the front of the gun… you can attatch a grip to EVERY (pretty much) machine gun… the next thing in that part is… a freaking shotgun…. yeah, you can attatch a shotgun ONTO an AK-47…. it gets better… the next one up and final is a grenade launcher… Also, with the barrels… most of them just make it longer (funny with sniper rifles) and then when you put the large surpressor… it makes it longer… so eventually you will end up running about with a freaking long AK-47 with a grenade launcher attatched to it… a weird looking stock on it and then a pair of testicles for rounds (the highest rounds (120) is two circle faces prisms on each side of the gun but a bit lower. It looks like a pair of balls) You can also add some weird looking shield to it as well… then, there is the “pimped” option which will change your once beautiful wooden AK-47 into a gold and diamond monster of homo-sexuality and over compensating… you can also ruin any good uzi, sniper rifle or pistol with the above… but they have slightly more limited stuff to them…

Overall… it is okay… but has the sort of plot that is, “go over to Africa and kill them.” “Why?” “They said you look silly with your backwards hat” “Those bastards!!!”.

wow… 1103 words in one day….

Friday (I’ll try to be short) invloved early badminton… which was fun… I managed to return one of my brother’s smashes… and he can beat Ned…. sometimes…. but yeah, it was very much so, hit it towards my sister and she misses, hit it towards my mum… or in front and then Make Chris have to run to the drop shot then all the way to the back of the opposite corner to return the shot…. it was good none the less… the old racket I used was REALLY old….

After a hasty lunch we went to the Dentist… the new dentist because the old one hated us… This new one… is a freaking lovely man… I mean, I have had these white lines on my teeth for over a year or something… then only today does he tell me it is because that is where the enamel has lost minerals… (not a bad thing) and he said he could fix it when my braces come off… probably for a price… he also showed his obvious hatred towards Orthodontists…. Not much else happened in Friday…. apart from we had kebabs ❤

Today, Saturday, was nothing special… I played a bit more of Disgaea 2… died after getting far in the annoying Item world… mostly after I accidentally threw a Prinny (a monster) that was level 70 with like 18k hp into a group of my people…. Prinnies… explode when thrown… so my people, level 16, all died…. “Why was there a level 70 monster when you only have level 16s?” You ask? Well, my highest, being Adel (who is awesome) is level 19/20 and the Prinny was a pirate… for some reason… and I was meant to kill him to get the treasure map…. but that wasn’t an option… so I exploded him….

Oh, I can regretably say… I have started to watch Naruto *hangs head in shame* Once I get past the voice… it is okay… but everytime he says “Believe it!” it makes me want to punch the nearest Nun-kitten with ducklings in the face…. oh well… it has also aired my hatred towards Mega Video… how I could watch… 60 minutes then go off for like… 3-4 hours… but then half way through an episode it will go, ” you have watched 72 minutes of video today, please wait 54 minutes until you can watch more. Or pay here to get unlimited.” I think, “AWWW BULL SHIT!!!!” and sulk…

Oh, I also ordered Bleach Season 1 for £16… it has 5 discs… and buying the 2 or 3 discs normally… would’ve cost me like £30….

Maybe I should sleep… but then why sleep when it is so close to the morning.. 2 hours of sleep IS a good amount, right?

Tomorrow… is going to be homework day… D= only from like 22:00….

Well, it is 8:07pm and I have done NO work… instead, I have eaten ice cream… Dinner… and browsed the internet for like a few hours looking for a new anime to watch…. grr…. I have deduced that I am royaly screwed…. However, I shall try and get a colour study done BEFORE Heroes… or at least start one……

In other News Obama won.

I also spent a Media lesson doing nothing but drawing a pirate… which I might post tomorrow…. maybe

I also heard (read) that there is going to be a Gears of War 2 MARATHON on Gamespot today, at 10pm….

I’m also going to be ill… big time…..Time to work…. I hope ='(