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Now that that is out of the way

I believe my last post, although it was on a tuesday, was on Monday….

So Tuesday was interesting… not much went on in the morning… then in registartion… OH LOOK! Mr Halls wasn’t here… again… so we were given a sheet of work. In the common room I talked to Chloé and was then joined by Adam. Once the bell went for lesson 1 we headed to the Library to make a start on the work. So it started off with Note taking and a rough understanding of how the image correction stuff exactly worked… then the questions… when I got to these all I could think was, “I’ve done this before!!!” and that was because when we got the first homework, the work that everyone found hard, I started these questions… then realised it was the wrong stuff… so yeah. I got through quite a few quickly and then helped Chloé and even Adam at points.

Break went then Adam and I headed to the common room to talk. Then period 3 we were on the computers to do the computer work… well, really “do” I mean do half of it then realise this has no learning, just allows us to see it in action… woo… Lunch was afoot and I believe I hanged out with the doods… aka Max and Luke. We talked about stuff and Spongebob being worse than Fairly Odd Parents.

Lesson 5 and 6 was sitting in the common room with tensions REALLY high and flies EVERYWHERE!

Wednesday it turned out I hadn’t done some maths work that I didn’t even know existed… then Break was bluh… Bio with Wheeler saw me a nice 16/23 (70% in some test we had done where the only marks lost were the ones I BS’d in… then lunch I “had lunch” with Simon and Oli… so I sat there and had a drink they ate biscuits… then I think I talked to Luke and Max again. or something. Then the last lessons GENERAL STUDIES! This was fun… well, we did our presentation… after Chris Adlem’s and Melissa’s who got like 2 lots of 9 and 10 and 2 lots of 8 and 7 (from Luke and I and another group). Luke did most the talking, but he wrote most of it… I was there for my good looks… or as Luke would say it, Scarecrow looks… (speaking of which, apparently some girl I’ve never met or spoken to but Adam seems to know says I’m scary… hooray for judging a book by it’s cover…) we got 10 for everything… except one… Melissa gave us a 10 and a 9… she was just bitter…. and said I needed to speak more, and that was all she put… how bitter she is…

Then at the end of Maths I bought a shiny new CALCULATORRRRR. Then it was HOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!

I must say I woke up on Wednesday thinking, “Sweet, the weekend… wait a minute…. It’s FUCKING WEDNESDAY!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!”

So Thursday felt like Friday…. for some reason my weeks are weird.

This was a day where I only had one lesson because the last two days were filled with Graphic pictures… this one lesson we had a test which I believe BSing failed… a lot… but then I put that Protease is produced in the stomach, that’s wrong apparently… then later it says in a table, “Organ made: Stomach, Enzyme: _____ Substance: Protein, Product: ____” which for those of you that don’t know… Protease is the enzyme for Protein…. that’s just my thoughts and realisation though…

So, I believe at some point Luke said…. “MAGICAL EEEEEELVES!!!!!!” Which is now spelt with 6 Es at the start… you had to be there really… Lunch was about, I spoke to Chloé a bit (I had also spoken to her in the morning about things) then she went to go find Adam and people. I sat back down and Nico was trying to get into a Cheese Sammich… instead of opening it like a normal boy, he ripped it open sending cheese everywhere… I saw this a good time to leave… The sun was shining so I spoke to Chloé and Adam on the Garden, we were later joined by Nico and Tom. Tom arranged a meeting place for us all then the bell went… whilst in Registration Tom poked his head around the door… when I was out, he was gone… and outside Fletch’s form… this small group soon grew into a band of merry men (with Nico next to me suddenly). So we watched the horrifying videos… one of which there was a boy playing in a garden. I jokingly thought, “A car is gonna crash through and mow him down.” (Shit, moth!) then it cut to a boy playing football… I thought this was the young boy older… the guy was drinking, then driving, slipped on the road… spun through a fence… the small boy was there… the car steam rolled the small boy…. I was like, “whut…?” But yeah… it is a good thing I didn’t plan on driving until after Uni…

Wait… that was thursday… okay… I then talked to Bethany Huls until some time…

Friday was the do nothing day… I also thought that day was Saturday. I spoke to Bethany all day until about 3:45 where I then trawled the internet and slept till 6:45am… then saturday I played a bit more of FF12 and got a monster killing combo of about 150….

Then I did nothing… I ended up watching Blade 2 in my bed…. I fell asleep around 11:30 and then woke up at 1:41 am and checked the internet a bit… then slept… alas, i woke up at my normal time then thought, “bed looks comfy…” and fell asleep until 9am…

Then today, I… talked to Bethany Huls a bit after lunch and did some work… oh also, Thursday I forgot to hand my work in that was a day late… I realised it wasn’t in my bag as I walked past the Staff room and thought, “OH SHIT!”… ah well.

Saturday guess what turned up… the sexiest thing EVER! Scud the Disposable assassin turned up! It’s friggin GIANT. Plus, it is awesome! There is this awesome bit where this guy went out on a balcony and said, “could it be falling any heavier?” then got crushed by a Zombie t-rex… that had a camera on it’s face… then when this happened they tried to get this guy out of a building through the elevator… the elevator came up and went “Ding” they were confused the doors opened… then two Zombie raptors (with Cameras on their heads) burst out…. plus there is a guy with “intel inside” on his forehead and the Atari logo on his belly… it is sooo awesome… I mean… Scud went a bit CRAZY… got some barbed wire… wrapped it around his head and said, “I’m Jesus Christ with a laser gun, and you’re all going to hell.” ALSO he had a Mini gun… with 4 things to it… so he was holding it and said, “I’m programmed to only retaliate when threatened” A tin can hit his head and he killed like… nearly everyone… plus in this world everyone is some kind of genetic freak show… so yeah… buy it! it is AWESOMENESS!!!

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So things have been all hands on deck since Monday… well, they might of if I were an interesting person…

So Tuesday, well, I believe I didn’t do much, really the first lesson was just talking to Chloé and Adam and distracting Chloé as she tried to read up on the stuff in physics she was about to learn. Which is always fun. Alas, they soon had to go and have triple physics. Around about here, I forget what I did for the 3 lessons that followed… because I didn’t go outside much, it was awful weather… but hey ho… who cares, right?

Lunch Simon and I went to go have a romantic lunch together I was having a pretty shit day… so I actually had forgotten my wallet AND phone… I thought, “A cheese bread toasty thing, that shouldn’t be expensive.” Oh guess what! Yeah, it costs £1.65!!!!! MADNESS!!!!!! Simon had only given me a pound… and he still needed to pay for his stuff… so I had to promise the kind dinner lady that I’ll pay her back. We sat down, Simon had money left! I went to go pay my debt… Well, I’d also forgotten to take out my retainer… SO… I ended up having it on the plate… and I tried to hide it behind my cheese toasty bread thing…

Double Physics was soon to follow this vague period of not-knowing-what-the-fuck-I-was-Doing… So, really, I learned more than last time, I also enjoyed when Mr Halls went, “Break it down!” and did some Gangsta hands… But that’s just me… I also managed to explain why X-rays can’t be used to map the sea floor… unlike a bunch of people *COUGH BEN! COUGH* Once home I believe I listened to more Muse ~ The Resistance on Spotify… THEN LATER LIVE WITH JOOLS HOLLAND! Bloomin’ AWESOME! Muse were there, they had two songs. That was one more than everyone else. I shall also watch the longer one on Friday, and it will be awesome.

Wednesday was more memorable… I mean, it was ruddy yesterday damn it!  So, it all started off with double maths, that I burned down into a fine powder and snorted right into my mind, and it was awesome. Break seemed to be one of those vague periods of time where I don’t really pay much attention.

Soon it was double Biology with double WHEELER! We showed the presentations on the organelles that we “Researched” realising a lot of ours was shit… and un-finished… I decided to bring some paper that had this one line that has what a Ribosome does… as well as a load of A2 and AS Biology and Chemistry drawings… which I hope no one paid attention to… I drew my sexy mRNA drawing with a Ribosome and amino acids synthesising into proteins, and it was awesome!

Oh look! Lunch! THAT MAKES ME REMEMBER!!!! (Edits Tuesday). So yeah, Lunch. I chillaxed with Ben, Luke and the gang… I then went for a quick walk… and then bumped into Chloé outside the common room. We went in together and then walked around there talking, then seeing Eliza… and then Rose came down asking where the fuck Eliza was because she said she’d be upstairs… tee hee… They both went back upstairs again, but Chloé stayed behind and we talked for the rest of lunch. Alas, we sat near the loud bunch… so we had to yell pretty much into each other’s ears to be heard… We talked about weight and me being abnormally skinny… then Marcus had his trousers pulled down… Then they were raping Mary and I got kicked in the leg, as did Chloé. We talked some more and then the bell went.

I had General Studies now… so I went to the lesson with Melissa Speakman, and then we waited… menacingly. Turns out Luke is also in my group! PLUS We are doing THE CREATION OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!! I ditched Melissa in seconds (leaving her with Chris Adlem) and then Luke and I started our “Religion sucks monkey ARSE!” Presentation… Soon some guy retaking general studies came in and wanted to help… by contradicting everything… Also, Luke kicked me off of typing, because he didn’t like me starting it, in the Creationism section on “What is it”, with “In the beginning God created EVERYTHING.” so that was fun.

We were let out early by about 10 mins so I bumped into some people on the garden and spoke to them until the end of period 5. Ben and I walked through the secret entrance to the surprise of a distant teacher… It was more maths, I’ve already explained Maths…

Afterwards I blew this town and went Home… Home with a Capital H (How would you spell that phonetically?), where I continued to listen to Muse, then I listened to some geek Rock… WEEEEEEEEEEEZERRRRRRRRRRRRR! With Spotify ~.^

TODAY!!!!!!!! I remembered to actually pick up everything (also Simon didn’t want his damn FREAKING money back.) so I got to school and then hung out near my form. Form time came, Mrs Treeby wasn’t here, so the supply came in at 9am… Then seeing as she saw the need to give a commentary to EVERY. FUCKING. NAME leaving us late… late for what?! The reading thing which I’ve now forgotten what it is called because now it’s funny because I hate small children.

I had a free about now. Brace yourselves, this shit is big. I… PLAYED… FOOTBALL! Well, a small kick about with Adam, Rhys, Ethan and Tom Cook. Which was quite fun really, I think I scored… Maybe… Period two was Biology with Miss Satan. This was the notes lesson. Where we wrote BIOCHEMIGY NOTES! Meaning it was EASY stuff… and plus I couldn’t be bothered to write out Glucose fully each time, I just drew the carbons used, and wrote “Glucose Alpha” where it should be drawn out. I know what it looks like, well, I don’t believe I need to draw it in exams, just tell the difference between Glucose Alpha and Glucose Beta. DOUBLE FREE AFTER a BORING FORGOTTEN BREAK!

This free was quite… eh… I finished some Biology I kinda forgot we had. Then I drew Scud: The Disposable Assassin but really poorly. Then Melissa went Satan on it and ruined it… so I went to the common room and bumped into Tom Baines.. I then hung out with him. We decided to go to Fram for some food, Tom Cook joined us. We went along the front and went to Zorber’s. There we got some PIZZA! Tom C had one to himself and TB and I shared as we walked. I had 2/3 of it, but I paid for it, so sucks to be him who decided to give me the last piece anyway… we managed to get back in 15 mins, which was weird, because travelling DOWN HILL by the same way, took us about 25 minutes, I guess it must be the POWER o’ PIZZA! I then waltzed into the common room and saw Alfie lifting Chloé in some kind of hug… that was odd…

Well, the common room was loud again, and because of Chloé’s short stature, I had to lean real close again. We ended up talking about… well, films, old TV, Disney films, Power Puff Girls… you know, the general stuff. Heck, Chloé was impressed I had food to eat!  Chloé and I talked some more as Ben beat up Luke in an Arcade style brawl to the DEATH!!! At least, it was meant to be, in my mind…  Alas, the bell went… and then we all went away to do stuff.

Double Bio was about now, a boring experiment that took too long. Plus the goggles crushed your temples, cutting blood supply to my brain, giving me a headache, especially after about the double period. Nico didn’t feel anything because he has no brain for blood to go to.

(also, “Flob-ah Dob-ah Dob” said Ben, because he’d had a stroke. (Ben as in the flower pot men))

The day ended… or ends anyway…

In other news, I bought some shit on the internet. Scud: The whole Shibang! A CD! A HOODIE!

Also, Those that liked my blog when it was full of hatred… and me calling people cunts and what not… You may see where this is coming, but you sirs, are a bunch of cunts. Mmmhmm