Posts Tagged ‘Modern Warfare 2’

This is why the title:

The song is normally about 5 mins long… so what’s better than an extra 3 minutes, OF FUNK!? Trust me, it was either this or another song, which if you’ve been anywhere near anything I’ve written you would know what’s been running through my head, running through my head… plus this live song has one of my favoritest ending solos ever…

Being me, I can’t actually remember anything that I’ve done so it will just be a random string of events as they violently come back to me through bloody haemorrhaging to the brain.

Now that I’ve caught your interest with my whimsical jolliness, let’s continue.

Being the only thing I can remember, I’m going to talk about games! I’d managed to finish Modern Warfare 2 on Veteran in like… an afternoon and a morning. The only bit I found challenging was when you had to get from the safe house to the chopper, whilst being attacked by about 50 people and mortars… This is like one of the most dumb luck bits EVER.

I got so close to the line of finishing it, where I got shot dead… after a load of attempts, I got JUST beyond that line, then got hit by a mortar and finished the level… which is being shot and then also set on fire… yay…

So I stated CoD4: MW on Veteran. I managed to get through it fairly easily, the only difficult bits that I’d come across was the American bits where you basically storm a room whilst your allies stand 3 rooms back and the room you’re in is full of about 60 people…

I got to the fun level of waiting for the chopper, this took a bit of time… but wasn’t that much of a challenge, the main problem was the fact that when you see three grenade indicators pop-up near you, you realise… “this isn’t fair…” But I finished it, I got to the last level, (not the vehicle one… the one where you’re in the base turning off the nukes) Where you have 9 minutes to finish it…

I hate this level now… like with an uncontrollable rage… the Checkpoints only work if you get there fast enough… so the first room you come to that is split into three takes a long time, then I always never get the checkpoint after that… meaning that when I die in the next impossible bit… I get to do it again! Yeah, the next bit is where you have two options to go down, both parallel to each other, but whilst making your choice you’re being shot at by the blocked middle path.

At the end of each corridor there is a guy… meaning you have to strafe and shoot them both dead… I managed to get fairly far in this, but there was one guy on the opposite end of the level… who had instant aim on… so you couldn’t poke out a small bit and shoot him… because he knew where you were… I gave up… I’ll do it later…

So this weekend I started to play Mass Effect again. I finished Noveria… killing that lady was annoying because watching all your cover float into the air is a BITCH… plus forgetting to save after every footstep tore into me once or twice… Then whilst I was exploring space getting some tasty white space booty, I landed on an Asteroid got an achievement for being awesome (for landing on some uncharted land or something) then started flying round on the car… I have to say, when you can free roam on the car it’s actually quite fun…

I found it fun to scale sheer mountain cliffs whilst making my way to wherever I was meant to get to then finding the highest point and rocket blasting off the very top of it and crashing down… but I guess that’s just my insanity!

I also played a bunch of KH 2 (Kingdom Hearts 2) which is a game I LOVE! Got it memorised? In which I destroyed the space ship courses, getting S rank on levels 1 and 2 (the highest you could get) then on the high score one, I was getting S+3 rank… which is pretty beastly….

about 500 words of gaming aside, let’s try and get on with my actual life….

Oh… I see…

Well today I played Football! I know, I’m as shocked as you are! I was talking to Adam and then he suggested I go out with him and stuff. Needless to say, I didn’t suck that badly… I’m faster than I thought I was… as well… However, I went out in the first round of all vs all… because I didn’t score a goal. When it got down to just me vs Connell we were both so tired, but I was wearing skinny jeans and I had such Beaty Swalls it was unbelievable… so I sat out and went in eventually. It was fun, I’m so unfit though….

OH! I remember, Friday afternoon was pretty good, I hung out with Yasemin and Rosie for the free at the end and we had some laughs.

This lunch time was pretty CRAZAY! Joel and people had decided to mix things up and sat in the corner where that whole emo crowd is, you know… where Marcus and that lot sit? Needless to say, it seemed to destroy the common room, everyone was confused as to where to go. Chaos was formed and it was on White bread!

With the exams slowly looming over I find myself putting out LESS effort in lessons. I’ve gotten to the point where I’m so tired now I struggle to survive. I’ve lost control of my bodies sleeping stuff… all of last week I’d wake up at my desk or the floor at either the morning or at like 3am. The worst was when I woke up and I was face first in my wardrobe… That’s gonna make the exam tomorrow entertaining… I just have to remember, if I don’t stop moving… I’ll be fine…

My main focus of revision has been Maths Core 2, but with a slice of Biology Unit 1. These Exams are on Monday the 24th of May and Tuesday the 25th of May, respectively. The main problem is, whenever I go to revise Biology I get bored and fall asleep… in the car…

I noticed this the most today. On the way to Ipswich to the Orthodontist, I thought I’d do some revision… unfortunately I found myself drifting in and out of sleep… The worst part is, when I fall asleep at night, I have no idea when it is… It could be 11pm for all I know…

Out of sheer procrastination I decided to make a Ghillie Suit to blend into my room… so this is just making a suit out of paper… Unfortunately because my boxers are so baggy (and my penis is just so large 😉 )it makes it a struggle to model the bottoms (being what I’m working on) without wearing no underwear… which makes me fear for Paper cuts… the other problem is, because I’m so skinny, they don’t stay up, they just slip off all the time…

I do look forward to it all working out though… It’ll be quite fun, I would take a picture of my current work, but I lost the batteries for my camera cause I moved them into my TV Remote and then that fell and then I found one but it was on my desk so I balanced it crazily but then that fell whilst I was being awesome and now it’s lost.

Unfortunately, this next section is about anime…. so skip past it until you see the line of *

I have recently watched Dragonaut – The Resonance. It is a 25/26 episode anime made by the same person as Witchblade, which you may recall as to me liking as well. I did like the anime. Some of the character designs were a bit crazy, because about 90% of the female characters had boobs each bigger than their torso, and not knowing what a bra was. The thing was, apart from the occasional jiggling, it never really went “LOOK, BOOBS!” like some anime do…. I think they only really noticed them once or twice.

It was also quite funny and a pretty damn good story. It has dragons in it, but the dragons are like big giant robots and they fight, but they’re dragons… and DRAGONS!

The 26th Episode isn’t actually part of the main series, it’s a sort of crazy episode. I REALLY enjoyed this episode. It was pretty funny, and one of the main episodes that noticed that the characters had GIANT boobs. For example, the main female (who had gone crazy) found the main male and she was wearing some cat costume that squeezed her boobs together (the character is called Toa). She went up to the boy and he went, “Toa, Cat, boobs, big” or something like that… then did the anime passing out…. It was pretty funny.

Then there were the two ridonculous boobed ones doing skipping and one of the male characters went “Yes, we must do something… but right after this…” and you can tell that he wasn’t one of the main people to solve the problem.

I do heavily suggest watching the anime as the animation is very good as well. In one still screen you get a lot of movement, so unlike in some anime where you just get a still character frame and another still character frame sliding in at each other and then exploding… you get the characters moving, and doing lots of stuff. Watch it. DO EET!


I really don’t think anything else of significance has happened in my life… I have written more of Chapter 3, a fair bit of it… I’m not sure how I’m going to do all the other chapters… I mean, I know WHAT is going in them as the main chunk… but it’s the getting it all there and making it longer than 1k words that will be difficult…

I don’t feel like having to write out a-whole-nother thing… (Max will understand) so I guess I’ll leave that until later… in the week, allowing one’s mood to dampen and decay…

Oh yeah and…

Plus I recently had my 1337-est twitter post, I’ll post the evidence sooner or later…


Okay, so hey look! A new theme! Nice! Well, you may have read by now just right of here that I need an HTML thing that will pick a random line from a given list of lines as you log onto the page. So each time you check my blog, there’d be a different line. So then if you refreshed the page, you’d get another one, or the same one if you’re unlucky. So get to that ^.^

Well, this is life as it goes. Over the last two weeks I’ve attempted revision… didn’t do a thing for Chemistry apart from read ONE definition which I was lucky enough to find out that it came up in the exam. Then we had exams….

EXAMS ARE FUN! Last week started off with Maths as the first exam. This exam, in my opinion, was actually REALLY easy… The only bit I didn’t get was the last question where it turned out we were meant to treat the thing as a length, which I did not get AT ALL in the last 10 minutes of the exam.

Biology was on the Tuesday, this was easier than I expected. In all the end of unit papers I’ve swung between an A and a U (odd how it isn’t AN U…. just doesn’t sound right, like with A Utopia, instead of an Utopia) This basically means that I’m so uncertain of my grade that I don’t care. The last two questions in the paper were 5 each, which was an easy 8 if not 10, being an entire grade, pretty much. This I had about 5 minutes left.

Physics… the big one. Everyone was nervous with this one. I don’t think there was a single person confident about it. The worst part is, the exam is split into two sections, A and B. There isn’t ANY difference between them really…. well, except A was misleadingly easy to lure the student into a false sense of secruity so they go, “Time to go onto Section B, OH MY FUCKING GAWSH! WTF IS THIS?!” which it seemed a lot of people did… so if I aced section A then I’ve got about 31% with it being 19 marks, that is if the exam was 60 marks. The exam was also only 1 hour long… so a few people didn’t finish. I only finished with about 30 seconds left meaning I had enough time to see if I’d actually filled all the pages and didn’t miss a double page, not that I could do anything about it… I just needed to prepare excuses in advance.

Chemistry, the one that had no revision for… apart from the before mentioned definition. Well, this went REALLY well, however it was the only exam I didn’t answer all the questions in. “WHAT?! You didn’t in a chemistry exam?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” I imagine you might think one day…. it is simple, the question (1 mark) was about something which we’d literally mentioned in passing. Not actually made any point to learn (everyone that read the revision guide would’ve known though).

Once exams were over I could FINALLY relax, and my dad would FINALLY stop coming into my room at 1am telling me to sleep (it was 2am for the Friday and Saturday before). This meant I have been happily destroying myself again! Not to mention my mum went on some long work thing (okay, she left Friday and got back sunday) meaning I didn’t eat any dinner Friday and Saturday…. YAY!!

During the last two to three weeks, I have been food poisoned… by my own mother…. hilarious, isn’t it? Yes, yes it is… My mum burned the pasta (no idea how you can burn something submerged in water) and to top it off gave me mouldy cheese…. the rest of the night it felt like someone was stabbing my organs…. and hard….

Because it has been “THE BIG FREEZE!” recently, being the coldest winter in like 30 years or so (yeah, for Scotland…. I’ve been the warmest I’ve ever been in this “big freeze” as far as winters go…) it meant that a fair bit of school was cancelled… it did also mean I could make a snow man…. on Friday the snow actually got to be the correct type. So I started off with just a hand full of snow and ended with THIS:

I have to stress I made this snowman ALL by myself… it’s over 6 feet… whilst making it, I managed to pull muscles in my arms and legs…. and some in my back, so it hurt to move… “how did you manage to get the middle ball that is clearly as tall as your torso and neck onto the large bottom ball?!” I hear you ponder. Simple. I made a ramp…. on the back there was like a 50cm long ramp…. unfortunately, the ramp gradient went from like 2 to about 30 in a second then to an even harder push from there…. that was fun….

Unfortunately it does look shit…. my original plan was to just make a GIANT bottom ball then roll up the world… so I was gonna roll all the snow in my garden then roll it down to the park and do that…. however, by the time I got it to there…. it probably weighed twice my weight…. and was like 1 meter in diameter…. so I struggled. I wanted it to snow so I could try and make another snowman… and make it better, because obviously the second had to be limited because otherwise I’d never get it up…. so the head suffered as well… The worst part is, I woke up and BAM! The head had fallen off…. and the body, seperarly, so his head was crushed by his own body… however the bottom ball only truly went away like yesterday or the day before… which made me happy. And yeah, in that pic I am standing…. fully straight…

What else happened…? OH YEAH! Turns out that **** is Ga- no wait…. I mean I have a bank account! Slowly but surely the things have turned up, now I have it all! YAY! I do now feel much more mature, or just a lot more different now… it currently only has £110 in…. so I still need to put like £400 of the remaining £500 into it that lies about in my room… (for all you crooks out there ~.^) I have also made my first eBay bid… I just need my paypal to be made properly open… which is only not happened because paypal are taking their SWEET ARSE TIME! I really need it soon so I can get ready to pay for my eBay item…. mmm, eBay item!

I’m also thinking of getting a Green Lantern T-shirt then I’ll not buy anything for some time and let it build up a bit and graduate it more.

Also, ever get blood under your finger nail that just WONT GO AWAY?! It sucks….

Not much has really happened… Today is the main thing that I can remember just because it is my 4 frees. I most hung out with Ben today, cause I don’t really do that much anymore. We even talked about going to town together in the future. Period 3 was watching Ben play Modern Warfare 2, and dying… Then I got a go, Not knowing how things would turn out first time I ran about into the gunfire and died… hard… second attempt (that was going to last longer than about 10 seconds) I picked up a gun then set off! I was fucking about on a plane when suddenly a Juggernaut (BITCH!) turned up… I panicked and then lay on the plane in prone and filled it full of lead… I was reloading and James said “What about when it gets up?” I replied with, “It wont be getting up…” I then proceeded to walk around the edge killing things in a skill full way… the most memorable would probably be when I crippled a guy and he started to crawl…. I watched him crawl as he left a trail of blood, I then walked over to him and knifed him…. again and again… I have problems? Yes…

It was all going so well until I got to the next part, I was killing people, then a Juggernaut came the second I dropped down from safety…. I properly panicked and ran to a corner… then died from other guys…. Then Ben and I went to Fram where we talked about stuff… I bought some winegums, some cookies, a drink for Max AND a drink for me. I didn’t get a bag from the guy because he was a penis…. and just watched me struggle out with them. Ben and I made the trip to fram only take 35 minutes… cause we are INSANE!

All through today and yesterday I’ve been going, “Oh let me give you something,” Then reach into my pocket and come back with a finger…. ESPECIALLY today… none stop… I have a problem… not to mention I’m heavily addicted to winegums…. cause I have no more… and no cookies…. actually…. one moments (TOO MANY ELLIPSIS). OMG! I still have some winegums!!! SCOORRRREEEEE! I shouldn’t eat them cause I feel like vomiting…. but I ❤ winegums… more than any of you… well, not some of you…

(Side note: ”


and I may stop pocket middle fingering you”
Didn’t come out right….)

Physics today was also REALLY awesome! We were doing SOMETHING and basically everyone (Max ‘n’ Ben, ‘n’ I) have agreed that Ash Doughty is awesome xP One line that happened today was, Max: (To me) You don’t like him do you? Ash: Well he did shit himself. CLASSIC! (SAD FACE! NO MORE WINEGUMS!)

Recently I’ve been listening to a lot of Electric Six… because their stuff is actually REALLY good. (They did Gay Bar, Danger! High Voltage and Dance Commander), I like Improper Dancing, just cause there is a line that goes, “STOP! … … CONTINUE!” and it’s just hilarious!

Also, one of my new favourite songs is Ok Go (they have a new Album btw) with WTF?

I’ve also been listening to a bit of The Flaming Lips… Really just Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Part 1, Do You Realise? and The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song.

I also found Guy’s Blog…. and it seems Nico really has strong feelings for him, which is funny… cause I remember he going on at me when Guy started following me on twitter…. oh the hilarity…

That’s all from me.

Got It Memorised?

EDIT: I also scrapped my previous story. Not scrapped… put on hold. I started a new one which I hope wont go stale… I just have to make sure I don’t start thinking of anything new whilst I’m doing it… but with a character named JACK HURRICANE!!!!!!!!!! How could I get bored?