This is why the title:
The song is normally about 5 mins long… so what’s better than an extra 3 minutes, OF FUNK!? Trust me, it was either this or another song, which if you’ve been anywhere near anything I’ve written you would know what’s been running through my head, running through my head… plus this live song has one of my favoritest ending solos ever…
Being me, I can’t actually remember anything that I’ve done so it will just be a random string of events as they violently come back to me through bloody haemorrhaging to the brain.
Now that I’ve caught your interest with my whimsical jolliness, let’s continue.
Being the only thing I can remember, I’m going to talk about games! I’d managed to finish Modern Warfare 2 on Veteran in like… an afternoon and a morning. The only bit I found challenging was when you had to get from the safe house to the chopper, whilst being attacked by about 50 people and mortars… This is like one of the most dumb luck bits EVER.
I got so close to the line of finishing it, where I got shot dead… after a load of attempts, I got JUST beyond that line, then got hit by a mortar and finished the level… which is being shot and then also set on fire… yay…
So I stated CoD4: MW on Veteran. I managed to get through it fairly easily, the only difficult bits that I’d come across was the American bits where you basically storm a room whilst your allies stand 3 rooms back and the room you’re in is full of about 60 people…
I got to the fun level of waiting for the chopper, this took a bit of time… but wasn’t that much of a challenge, the main problem was the fact that when you see three grenade indicators pop-up near you, you realise… “this isn’t fair…” But I finished it, I got to the last level, (not the vehicle one… the one where you’re in the base turning off the nukes) Where you have 9 minutes to finish it…
I hate this level now… like with an uncontrollable rage… the Checkpoints only work if you get there fast enough… so the first room you come to that is split into three takes a long time, then I always never get the checkpoint after that… meaning that when I die in the next impossible bit… I get to do it again! Yeah, the next bit is where you have two options to go down, both parallel to each other, but whilst making your choice you’re being shot at by the blocked middle path.
At the end of each corridor there is a guy… meaning you have to strafe and shoot them both dead… I managed to get fairly far in this, but there was one guy on the opposite end of the level… who had instant aim on… so you couldn’t poke out a small bit and shoot him… because he knew where you were… I gave up… I’ll do it later…
So this weekend I started to play Mass Effect again. I finished Noveria… killing that lady was annoying because watching all your cover float into the air is a BITCH… plus forgetting to save after every footstep tore into me once or twice… Then whilst I was exploring space getting some tasty white space booty, I landed on an Asteroid got an achievement for being awesome (for landing on some uncharted land or something) then started flying round on the car… I have to say, when you can free roam on the car it’s actually quite fun…
I found it fun to scale sheer mountain cliffs whilst making my way to wherever I was meant to get to then finding the highest point and rocket blasting off the very top of it and crashing down… but I guess that’s just my insanity!
I also played a bunch of KH 2 (Kingdom Hearts 2) which is a game I LOVE! Got it memorised? In which I destroyed the space ship courses, getting S rank on levels 1 and 2 (the highest you could get) then on the high score one, I was getting S+3 rank… which is pretty beastly….
about 500 words of gaming aside, let’s try and get on with my actual life….
Oh… I see…
Well today I played Football! I know, I’m as shocked as you are! I was talking to Adam and then he suggested I go out with him and stuff. Needless to say, I didn’t suck that badly… I’m faster than I thought I was… as well… However, I went out in the first round of all vs all… because I didn’t score a goal. When it got down to just me vs Connell we were both so tired, but I was wearing skinny jeans and I had such Beaty Swalls it was unbelievable… so I sat out and went in eventually. It was fun, I’m so unfit though….
OH! I remember, Friday afternoon was pretty good, I hung out with Yasemin and Rosie for the free at the end and we had some laughs.
This lunch time was pretty CRAZAY! Joel and people had decided to mix things up and sat in the corner where that whole emo crowd is, you know… where Marcus and that lot sit? Needless to say, it seemed to destroy the common room, everyone was confused as to where to go. Chaos was formed and it was on White bread!
With the exams slowly looming over I find myself putting out LESS effort in lessons. I’ve gotten to the point where I’m so tired now I struggle to survive. I’ve lost control of my bodies sleeping stuff… all of last week I’d wake up at my desk or the floor at either the morning or at like 3am. The worst was when I woke up and I was face first in my wardrobe… That’s gonna make the exam tomorrow entertaining… I just have to remember, if I don’t stop moving… I’ll be fine…
My main focus of revision has been Maths Core 2, but with a slice of Biology Unit 1. These Exams are on Monday the 24th of May and Tuesday the 25th of May, respectively. The main problem is, whenever I go to revise Biology I get bored and fall asleep… in the car…
I noticed this the most today. On the way to Ipswich to the Orthodontist, I thought I’d do some revision… unfortunately I found myself drifting in and out of sleep… The worst part is, when I fall asleep at night, I have no idea when it is… It could be 11pm for all I know…
Out of sheer procrastination I decided to make a Ghillie Suit to blend into my room… so this is just making a suit out of paper… Unfortunately because my boxers are so baggy (and my penis is just so large 😉 )it makes it a struggle to model the bottoms (being what I’m working on) without wearing no underwear… which makes me fear for Paper cuts… the other problem is, because I’m so skinny, they don’t stay up, they just slip off all the time…
I do look forward to it all working out though… It’ll be quite fun, I would take a picture of my current work, but I lost the batteries for my camera cause I moved them into my TV Remote and then that fell and then I found one but it was on my desk so I balanced it crazily but then that fell whilst I was being awesome and now it’s lost.
Unfortunately, this next section is about anime…. so skip past it until you see the line of *
I have recently watched Dragonaut – The Resonance. It is a 25/26 episode anime made by the same person as Witchblade, which you may recall as to me liking as well. I did like the anime. Some of the character designs were a bit crazy, because about 90% of the female characters had boobs each bigger than their torso, and not knowing what a bra was. The thing was, apart from the occasional jiggling, it never really went “LOOK, BOOBS!” like some anime do…. I think they only really noticed them once or twice.
It was also quite funny and a pretty damn good story. It has dragons in it, but the dragons are like big giant robots and they fight, but they’re dragons… and DRAGONS!
The 26th Episode isn’t actually part of the main series, it’s a sort of crazy episode. I REALLY enjoyed this episode. It was pretty funny, and one of the main episodes that noticed that the characters had GIANT boobs. For example, the main female (who had gone crazy) found the main male and she was wearing some cat costume that squeezed her boobs together (the character is called Toa). She went up to the boy and he went, “Toa, Cat, boobs, big” or something like that… then did the anime passing out…. It was pretty funny.
Then there were the two ridonculous boobed ones doing skipping and one of the male characters went “Yes, we must do something… but right after this…” and you can tell that he wasn’t one of the main people to solve the problem.
I do heavily suggest watching the anime as the animation is very good as well. In one still screen you get a lot of movement, so unlike in some anime where you just get a still character frame and another still character frame sliding in at each other and then exploding… you get the characters moving, and doing lots of stuff. Watch it. DO EET!
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I really don’t think anything else of significance has happened in my life… I have written more of Chapter 3, a fair bit of it… I’m not sure how I’m going to do all the other chapters… I mean, I know WHAT is going in them as the main chunk… but it’s the getting it all there and making it longer than 1k words that will be difficult…
I don’t feel like having to write out a-whole-nother thing… (Max will understand) so I guess I’ll leave that until later… in the week, allowing one’s mood to dampen and decay…
Oh yeah and…
Plus I recently had my 1337-est twitter post, I’ll post the evidence sooner or later…
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