You could be a dance commander!

Posted: 19/01/2010 in Exams, Gaming, General, Life, Playing Games
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AAAAAAAAAALRIGHT!

Okay, so hey look! A new theme! Nice! Well, you may have read by now just right of here that I need an HTML thing that will pick a random line from a given list of lines as you log onto the page. So each time you check my blog, there’d be a different line. So then if you refreshed the page, you’d get another one, or the same one if you’re unlucky. So get to that ^.^

Well, this is life as it goes. Over the last two weeks I’ve attempted revision… didn’t do a thing for Chemistry apart from read ONE definition which I was lucky enough to find out that it came up in the exam. Then we had exams….

EXAMS ARE FUN! Last week started off with Maths as the first exam. This exam, in my opinion, was actually REALLY easy… The only bit I didn’t get was the last question where it turned out we were meant to treat the thing as a length, which I did not get AT ALL in the last 10 minutes of the exam.

Biology was on the Tuesday, this was easier than I expected. In all the end of unit papers I’ve swung between an A and a U (odd how it isn’t AN U…. just doesn’t sound right, like with A Utopia, instead of an Utopia) This basically means that I’m so uncertain of my grade that I don’t care. The last two questions in the paper were 5 each, which was an easy 8 if not 10, being an entire grade, pretty much. This I had about 5 minutes left.

Physics… the big one. Everyone was nervous with this one. I don’t think there was a single person confident about it. The worst part is, the exam is split into two sections, A and B. There isn’t ANY difference between them really…. well, except A was misleadingly easy to lure the student into a false sense of secruity so they go, “Time to go onto Section B, OH MY FUCKING GAWSH! WTF IS THIS?!” which it seemed a lot of people did… so if I aced section A then I’ve got about 31% with it being 19 marks, that is if the exam was 60 marks. The exam was also only 1 hour long… so a few people didn’t finish. I only finished with about 30 seconds left meaning I had enough time to see if I’d actually filled all the pages and didn’t miss a double page, not that I could do anything about it… I just needed to prepare excuses in advance.

Chemistry, the one that had no revision for… apart from the before mentioned definition. Well, this went REALLY well, however it was the only exam I didn’t answer all the questions in. “WHAT?! You didn’t in a chemistry exam?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” I imagine you might think one day…. it is simple, the question (1 mark) was about something which we’d literally mentioned in passing. Not actually made any point to learn (everyone that read the revision guide would’ve known though).

Once exams were over I could FINALLY relax, and my dad would FINALLY stop coming into my room at 1am telling me to sleep (it was 2am for the Friday and Saturday before). This meant I have been happily destroying myself again! Not to mention my mum went on some long work thing (okay, she left Friday and got back sunday) meaning I didn’t eat any dinner Friday and Saturday…. YAY!!

During the last two to three weeks, I have been food poisoned… by my own mother…. hilarious, isn’t it? Yes, yes it is… My mum burned the pasta (no idea how you can burn something submerged in water) and to top it off gave me mouldy cheese…. the rest of the night it felt like someone was stabbing my organs…. and hard….

Because it has been “THE BIG FREEZE!” recently, being the coldest winter in like 30 years or so (yeah, for Scotland…. I’ve been the warmest I’ve ever been in this “big freeze” as far as winters go…) it meant that a fair bit of school was cancelled… it did also mean I could make a snow man…. on Friday the snow actually got to be the correct type. So I started off with just a hand full of snow and ended with THIS:

I have to stress I made this snowman ALL by myself… it’s over 6 feet… whilst making it, I managed to pull muscles in my arms and legs…. and some in my back, so it hurt to move… “how did you manage to get the middle ball that is clearly as tall as your torso and neck onto the large bottom ball?!” I hear you ponder. Simple. I made a ramp…. on the back there was like a 50cm long ramp…. unfortunately, the ramp gradient went from like 2 to about 30 in a second then to an even harder push from there…. that was fun….

Unfortunately it does look shit…. my original plan was to just make a GIANT bottom ball then roll up the world… so I was gonna roll all the snow in my garden then roll it down to the park and do that…. however, by the time I got it to there…. it probably weighed twice my weight…. and was like 1 meter in diameter…. so I struggled. I wanted it to snow so I could try and make another snowman… and make it better, because obviously the second had to be limited because otherwise I’d never get it up…. so the head suffered as well… The worst part is, I woke up and BAM! The head had fallen off…. and the body, seperarly, so his head was crushed by his own body… however the bottom ball only truly went away like yesterday or the day before… which made me happy. And yeah, in that pic I am standing…. fully straight…

What else happened…? OH YEAH! Turns out that **** is Ga- no wait…. I mean I have a bank account! Slowly but surely the things have turned up, now I have it all! YAY! I do now feel much more mature, or just a lot more different now… it currently only has £110 in…. so I still need to put like £400 of the remaining £500 into it that lies about in my room… (for all you crooks out there ~.^) I have also made my first eBay bid… I just need my paypal to be made properly open… which is only not happened because paypal are taking their SWEET ARSE TIME! I really need it soon so I can get ready to pay for my eBay item…. mmm, eBay item!

I’m also thinking of getting a Green Lantern T-shirt then I’ll not buy anything for some time and let it build up a bit and graduate it more.

Also, ever get blood under your finger nail that just WONT GO AWAY?! It sucks….

Not much has really happened… Today is the main thing that I can remember just because it is my 4 frees. I most hung out with Ben today, cause I don’t really do that much anymore. We even talked about going to town together in the future. Period 3 was watching Ben play Modern Warfare 2, and dying… Then I got a go, Not knowing how things would turn out first time I ran about into the gunfire and died… hard… second attempt (that was going to last longer than about 10 seconds) I picked up a gun then set off! I was fucking about on a plane when suddenly a Juggernaut (BITCH!) turned up… I panicked and then lay on the plane in prone and filled it full of lead… I was reloading and James said “What about when it gets up?” I replied with, “It wont be getting up…” I then proceeded to walk around the edge killing things in a skill full way… the most memorable would probably be when I crippled a guy and he started to crawl…. I watched him crawl as he left a trail of blood, I then walked over to him and knifed him…. again and again… I have problems? Yes…

It was all going so well until I got to the next part, I was killing people, then a Juggernaut came the second I dropped down from safety…. I properly panicked and ran to a corner… then died from other guys…. Then Ben and I went to Fram where we talked about stuff… I bought some winegums, some cookies, a drink for Max AND a drink for me. I didn’t get a bag from the guy because he was a penis…. and just watched me struggle out with them. Ben and I made the trip to fram only take 35 minutes… cause we are INSANE!

All through today and yesterday I’ve been going, “Oh let me give you something,” Then reach into my pocket and come back with a finger…. ESPECIALLY today… none stop… I have a problem… not to mention I’m heavily addicted to winegums…. cause I have no more… and no cookies…. actually…. one moments (TOO MANY ELLIPSIS). OMG! I still have some winegums!!! SCOORRRREEEEE! I shouldn’t eat them cause I feel like vomiting…. but I ❤ winegums… more than any of you… well, not some of you…

(Side note: ”

Chris

and I may stop pocket middle fingering you”
Didn’t come out right….)

Physics today was also REALLY awesome! We were doing SOMETHING and basically everyone (Max ‘n’ Ben, ‘n’ I) have agreed that Ash Doughty is awesome xP One line that happened today was, Max: (To me) You don’t like him do you? Ash: Well he did shit himself. CLASSIC! (SAD FACE! NO MORE WINEGUMS!)

Recently I’ve been listening to a lot of Electric Six… because their stuff is actually REALLY good. (They did Gay Bar, Danger! High Voltage and Dance Commander), I like Improper Dancing, just cause there is a line that goes, “STOP! … … CONTINUE!” and it’s just hilarious!

Also, one of my new favourite songs is Ok Go (they have a new Album btw) with WTF?

I’ve also been listening to a bit of The Flaming Lips… Really just Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Part 1, Do You Realise? and The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song.

I also found Guy’s Blog…. and it seems Nico really has strong feelings for him, which is funny… cause I remember he going on at me when Guy started following me on twitter…. oh the hilarity…

That’s all from me.

Got It Memorised?

EDIT: I also scrapped my previous story. Not scrapped… put on hold. I started a new one which I hope wont go stale… I just have to make sure I don’t start thinking of anything new whilst I’m doing it… but with a character named JACK HURRICANE!!!!!!!!!! How could I get bored?

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  1. Nico says:

    You biatch

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