Eliza’s Party From A Sober View!

So a hidily didely dee… some more made up words for me!

So, due to exams finally being over (more on that later) Eliza had her super party in a field for the gods! As well as those that bitch and moan for an invite…. So, I thought this would be good… we’ll see how it turned out. With only a post code and a Google Maps map my mother and I headed off into the world of Suffolk. Getting lost we soon found balloons! Upon following the balloons we soon found the camp site where I launched my bag at Ben… then he hit me in the penis… Not getting a greeting… (it was a warm welcome) I mingled with people and more people turned up.

Ben, Max and I decided to play with the fire. Putting all of the wood we had on it… With a nice large fire I played a fun game off “JUMP THE FIRE” where Max did get a very decent picture, but because his phone is insane in the membrane, it didn’t save the displayed picture…. So soon I shall dine in… wait…

Soon, suddenly and other words that begin with S as well as have SOMETHING to do with this sensational event, a car arrived on the field, and out stepped two to three men who looked like they were about 25 or something, they didn’t recently finish their GCSEs, or so I think they didn’t… Well, out of fear we put Max’s Tent up with hilarious antics to ensue…

Really the rest of the afternoon was a sort of blur with heavy screams of people on Alocohol then later heavier screams of “I want a spliff!”, SHAMEFUL. To escape for a bit Max and I walked Simon to his Car… We were around the fire a bit, but more weird new people were there being rather rude… so we walked around aimlessly for a while going from group to group seeing what people were doing, and consuming.

At numerous occasions Max and I hid in his tent to chat, eat Skips and drink Dr. Pepper. Just because we are awesome. We would go walk about to see what people were doing… really no sex happened… apart from what we can assume to be Rosie and Connel.

One time when we went out I mentioned the word “Spliff” and instantly the guy from the drug mobile, Chris, popped out and around going, “Hey Guys” thinking we could be probably some new business… He said he had rolled so many “Js” to which Max in a high pitch nervous voice went, “What are Js?” Then Joints, Ben said “You really know your lingo” to which the drug dealer had no idea what Ben was on about and thought Ben was on some kind of TRIPPY drug formed from the tears of a unicorn… I made up the unicorn bit.

On another occasion there seemed to be a bong or some form of druggy instrument at the fire… which was worrying… OH! Time for the funz! As Max and I were talking in the tent Helena walked past asking who was in there, we replied, she then pronounced how she loves us, demanded that I say “I love you” back, then said how she will miss me sitting NEAR her in Art (even though I moved away from there some time ago). Then Eliza came to stumble through high pitch and REALLY drunk.

She talked about how she was kinda sorry that we weren’t having the BEST of time (due to the heavy drugs and booze) she talked about all her plans for the future about how she was going to marry some Russian person… which then later turned out that our ENTIRE conversations could be heard from outside… I mean REALLY… that is kinda worrying with what we were talking about… oh well, everyone was drunk so no one will remember, apart from Max and I, and Emily if she was listening…

When people had died down we went to the fire where the druggies had packed up and sleeped and we all gathered round trying to keep it going with Vodka and Aerosol… When the light was beginning to shine, we decided to try and cook sausages, on a grill that had been under a lump of dirt, on some  smouldering ashes… this was pretty fun (apart from my converse getting ruined) and I think Nathan Jest will get Dysentry.

We soon waited in cold in the tent and soon Andy invited us to his tent, where it was cozy… we got his speakers put them in the tent of the already stabbed-in-the-face-twice-by-a-pen Ben, we then played some rather loud techno noise music which woke him up and we all giggled. We then did this to Rosie and Connel as well… Connel was awake, Rosie yelled “FUCK OFF!”. We then lazed about as people got out of tents hung over.

Soon people left one by one, some left early, and then it was really Ben, Eliza and I… leaving us for the fun job of! TAKING APART THE GAZEEBO! Yeah, this was okay… ish… I left half way through to be picked up, and when once in a car, I realised I STANK of smoke, from the fire… when I got home, I went to my room, stripped naked, then changed my clothing, I still stink… due to my hair… but I’m sure when I clean it today it will go.

The rest of the day was boring and dull and BORE VILLE!

This is what I looked like after the party, I thought it would be different than normal (due to no sleep) but instead, I look the same… I think…

THE REST OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The week started on monday, where I said goodbye to my laptop (that was then taken away in the afternoon (entire day wasted)) where I sat in the foetal position and revised Chemistry, same for Tuesday…

The Chemistry exam from what I remember was fine, I must’ve found it harder than biology because I had 10 minutes left not 15. Afterwards Eliza, Emily, Rose, Max, Clio and I (later joined by Sarah Harris) went into Fram to get food and sit on the castle. They talked of rolling down hills… then I rolled down the big one to show how freaking painful it is… I think my legs slightly swapped place from them trailing behind so much, then I was told to do it again where I stumbled up the hill with dead legs and no sight… rolled down the hill managed to hit the bump and landed with a thump winding me… woo.

Time passed, I was about to leave so Eliza and I had a roll down the hill race, she only just won on one of the smaller hills but I managed to keep my dignity (no skirt up to my face) and managed to stand up straight afterwards (no lying on the floor for me) we did record this, but I think that footage is lost to the sands of time.

When I got home I started Physics (in the foetal position) I also drew a picture, which I will at some point colour… and at least one comic, maybe two… no just the one, I have paper for a second… This was the same for Thursday. Friday I did the Physics, had 22 minutes to spare, got me worried, I’d say I got an A (I’d say possible A* Bio, slight chance of A* in Chemistry, most likely A) definitely not an A*… but then, IT WAS ALL FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which is always good! Chloe, Emily, Max, Ben and I all talked as we waited for various lifts. I was gone, my laptop was back, we embraced. I opened it, found out that headphones don’t work with the USB sound card, so I still have no sound, I just need some speakers now… (which I will get my brother to order, most likely Monday).

After a hurried lunch, I went to get my yearly eye check up! My eyes have changed, for the worse, by about half, so no new glasses. The “good” news is, I can barely read the second Line… The top one was N… next line… uh… don’t know… and… E? Turned out second line was H then E… I could barely make out the H… I saw a smudge… I then got to wait as my dad got a check up and got talked to by creepy receptionists telling me to get a job… nut sacks to them, I want to relax! I then had like, a long talky thing with my dad, which is rare…

Then I read Bleach (more on that…) then stuff…

Something I did remember, Thursday, I was talking to my brother and as he went through all my facebook friends I then went out to describe all the things each person had down with certain people… (Like Bethany and Tom’s Bruise).

HOLY CRAP IT IS ANIME!!!!!!!!!

SPOILERS AND THEN SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!

HOLY CRAP ON A ROCK OF SALT! STARK’S RELEASE IS LIKE, SPLIT PERSONALITY! LILLNETTE SEEMS TO BE THE GUN WHERE THE HOLE AT THE FRONT IS HER HEAD… SO YOU GET HUMOUR AS HE TOUCHED HER “BUTT”. IT FIRES FREAKING CEROS! THEN, IT FIRES THEM LOADS! REPEATEDLY! SHUNSUI FINALLY SHOWED OFF SOME MORE OF HIS RELEASE! I THINK THE BLADES LOOK SEXY! THEN, JUST AS IT WAS ABOUT TO GO TITS UP, JOUSHIRO UKITAKE FUCKING JUMPED IN AND FREAKING BLOCKED IT WITH HIS RELEASE… STARK THOUGHT IT WAS A CERO! THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY!

Anime over…

OH! My DT thing…

GOLDEN AND GLORY!

I hope I get speakers soon, I can’t stand any more of “Loose Women”.