OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So yeah, I am in a whole lot of pain… I keep getting stabs of pain which are like some fat person running up to me and jumping on my toe repeatedly…. The story is:

today after school I went to the doctors to have my minor op….
This started off with like four injections of local anisthetic which didn’t really hurt as much as he said (the needle going in) I had felt worse from self inflicted stuff…. then when my toe was kinda numb (I said it was, but it wasn’t entirely) he started to cut down…. A lot of blood started to come out and it was going everywhere…. after a lot of tugging…. the piece of toenail came out…. it was FREAKING HUGE!!!! I mean, it was like 1cm DEEP into my toe….. I didn’t have my glasses on… but a chunk I had managed to hack out before was that deep…. I can’t see how much of my actual toe has been taken off… because after putting some stuff on my toe (which was meant to sting (pfft, it didn’t)) to stop it growing again, they bandaged it up…. and I mean a whole lot…. I can barely fit it into my shoe…. once the anisthetic wore off I wasn’t feeling much pain…. (this was like, after I had talked with an old man whilst my dad got the car for me because I didn’t want to have to limp a long way) I put it up as I was told… the only pain I could feel was the bits where I was injected…. But when I went to go get dinner… by gum did it hurt…. I know get sudden spikes of pain and it is pretty painful….
Also, when I was being injected… it was really weird because to start with, I could actually feel the liquid being pushed into my body for a small bit until it lost feeling…
Now…. I have to go to school like this… and I am in a world of pain… not taking painkillers… I might as well get the whole experience… also… I can’t swallow them…

I didn’t get to keep the shard of toenail… I would’ve probably stood on it and impaled my foot…. I do want to see what my toe looks like REALLY badly, but I guess I will just have to wear my glasses tomorrow when it is getting redressed with a smaller bandage….

This really sucks… I can see people standing on my toe… my constant limpining making me look gay… I mean, if it were charity day… I could pretend to be a rather clean cut zombie… but now… I’ll just look dumb and people will cause bleeding and a lot of pain to me for no reason…. Then the uncaring community (everyone) will have no sympathy… and Ben wont eve be able to hug me (which is a good thing, I can just see him doing it) due to his Lent thing..

Uh… Lent… ate four pancakes the day before it started…. didn’t give up anything… I could say I’m giving up medicine for lent…. like antibiotics and painkillers….  for like teenage kicks…. (pun?) right through the night!!!!!!!

Today, for dinner… we got to have some lovely pork…. but as my mum will always cook it…. it turns to lovely cardboard that is so dry that none of it can be swallowed….. EVER!!!! Then we got some cheesecake from Tesco… it holds nothing to the cheese cakes my dad can make… but it was VERY thick… like a lump of Bre on top of some biscuit… it was, “New York Style” but I think all Cheese cakes in America are like that… or just Florida and New York…..

I finished watching Bleach season 1 again… it was sexy and I just got a twinge of pain again…. I’ve had like 5 after copy and pasting that story….. I also finished my last piece of french coursework… we had two teachers for one maths lesson… I was right Mr Small was wrong… it was 29 not 30…. due to 29 x 7 = 203 and plus or minus 1 (i forgot how the question went) would still be over 200…. and we were meant to find the smallest number that would be over 200…. we were doing sequences…. GAH!!!!! PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Bites lip hard*

I nearly pissed myself in French… We had Mr Small covering… AGAIN, and there was also the assistant… seeing as I suck at French, she was there to help me, Chris, James and Nathan (too much pain for grammar). Seeing as whenever she came over I was talking to Simon, I would turn around to see she was suddenly there…. jump and drop my pen…. this happened at least… 4 times….

I found this which was actually REALLY funny… even if you don’t know much about comics.. the best is the ending….

ending quote….:

“You may be a giant robot of doom and destruction but..I AM A MAAAAUUUUNN!!! *punch* ow son of a ***** that hurt!”

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Comments
  1. joethearachnid says:

    I’m sure I can make a hug exception…
    Did anyone ever tell you that you’re a masochist? You really are. It’s quite terrifying. I don’t want you to die of an infection just because you refused to take antibiotics.

  2. Chris says:

    I know I’m a masochist…. and also, HA! I can’t walk!!!! So you CAN’T hurt me….

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