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So the song for the title!

Well, I should update more often… It is better and easier to remember stuff that way.

So Tuesday was its normal Tuesday goodness. This was mostly doing nothing ALL day… and I mean all day. Well, okay, around about 4th period Tom Baines, Dan Payne, Conoll (?), Nat Fairs, Nico and I all busted our chops down to Fram. Why? Well, I went because of a certain reason… everyone else went for heart clogging food… Well, seeing as it was tuesday it meant that it was WAFFLE LADY!!!!!!! Oh yeah. So, I went, ordered a waffle… then paid £1.80!!! Out of the original £2 cause of the school of TMHS!!!!!!! IT WAS FUCKING TASTY AS SATAN!!!!!!!! I mean really… it was soooooo good…

Physics we started to play with LENSES! Which was fun because it meant pissing Alfie off with Ash… ah… fun… I also picked up my art work… meaning I get to take pictures of it all then put it into a gallery… I just need to find out what the music is called that they have with gallery stuff….

Wednesday I couldn’t find a Maths book, then the day sort of faded into a blur until we got to the end of school… OH WAIT! Archery! So this time Rhy, Nico, Yasmin, Chloé and I were there to look imposing on the small children. We ended up getting everything out… FROM the english block… TO the Sports Hall… cause it was cold and windy. I did my best that go around. I managed to get two nines in a row… then I messed the last one up and got a five…. But I was getting a lot more golds this time around… Luck?

Thursday normally starts with Paired reading… BUT OH LOOK! My child decided he’d be annoying and go do Cross Country… I shouldn’t yell at him… I should yell at the lady that organises it… I waited for ages… she then told us to go their forms. I went to his, got told about Cross Country… went back told the lady, she said, “Okay, we don’t need you then, you can go. Sorry.” and the “us” are Ash (not Physics Ash) and I… I was annoyed by her… Then the rest of the day sort of blended into playing on Max’s iPod… Watching Chloé play the maze thing on Yasmin’s iPod… and getting 6.5/21 on a biology test that I didn’t revise for… oops… (that’s a U with 31% btw). The weird thing is it feels like I’ve written this all out already… but I haven’t… or have I?

Bethany Huls wrote another blog post. However, those that already follow her already know about it (Ben, I will never sing to you unless you somehow get me horribly drunk).

Friday, the Physics I’m not sure what happened… I’m really not… I think we learned some stuff? Chemistry we learned some new stuff that was pretty cool. It was Van Der Maals Forces and Hydrogen Bonds and the other one that I forgot… We then had a test. (brb, being forced to do the washing up… again)… now my hands smell….. so yeah… we then had a test… I was awesome and finished first…. I thought it was easy but like 4 questions… but I didn’t revise so… *Shrugs* but yeah, because I’m awesome and finished first, I was let out about… 20 minutes early, so I went to the common room and talked to Adam, Eliza and Chloé.

Maths was pretty good, we were in the surprisingly bright 60-4 instead of MC6… and I can just say, maybe it is the layout of the tables… it was VERY good. The relaxed nature was very good and it left you with more people near you to check with and such. I thought we should be there all the time…. shame that it is only going to be one more lesson in there then back to boring ol’ oppressive MC6….

After Maths I talked with Adam, Max, Chloé and Ben… oh and Rosie for a bit…. so yeah, we talked a bunch then it was home time…

The weekend was pretty boring. Not much happened, I just played Maplestory CRAP loads and Saturday I played some FF12, then I realised I was the only one in my house so I turned my tunes up onto “UBER LOUD!!!” (aka 11…. ah ha ha) and let that tear through my ears…. We Are Scientists with like 3 or 4 songs… I LOVE those songs…. like… FRUGGING LOADS! Turns out, most the family left to go buy the new car we’d been planning on… ‘pparently it is a Honda Jazz… *shrugs* and it will be picking me up on Thursday… alas, I have no idea what the car looks like… I’d also grown attatched to our old one… heck… it was the “Joo” (OH THAT FUCKING BROTHER OF MINE!!!!!! I think he just stole the bath!!!!!!! DAMN HIM! MY HANDS STIIIIIIINK!!! of dishwater) car… it had become known to all throughout the land…. and now it is gone… now I need to learn the last 3 letters of the license plate for this so I know it is my car… it does, however, mean that Thursday I’ll end up having Scud The Disposable assassin in my bag to make it HEAVIER!

I have written more story, I’m NEARING the end of Chapter 4…. but my aim of 1000 words a day failed after the third day where I got only 42 done… silly slight block… I know what to write… but I don’t like the bit I’m writing because it is, in my opinion, BORING! oh well…

Some place will be serving after hours.

Now that that is out of the way …

I believe my last post, although it was on a tuesday, was on Monday….

So Tuesday was interesting… not much went on in the morning… then in registartion… OH LOOK! Mr Halls wasn’t here… again… so we were given a sheet of work. In the common room I talked to Chloé and was then joined by Adam. Once the bell went for lesson 1 we headed to the Library to make a start on the work. So it started off with Note taking and a rough understanding of how the image correction stuff exactly worked… then the questions… when I got to these all I could think was, “I’ve done this before!!!” and that was because when we got the first homework, the work that everyone found hard, I started these questions… then realised it was the wrong stuff… so yeah. I got through quite a few quickly and then helped Chloé and even Adam at points.

Break went then Adam and I headed to the common room to talk. Then period 3 we were on the computers to do the computer work… well, really “do” I mean do half of it then realise this has no learning, just allows us to see it in action… woo… Lunch was afoot and I believe I hanged out with the doods… aka Max and Luke. We talked about stuff and Spongebob being worse than Fairly Odd Parents.

Lesson 5 and 6 was sitting in the common room with tensions REALLY high and flies EVERYWHERE!

Wednesday it turned out I hadn’t done some maths work that I didn’t even know existed… then Break was bluh… Bio with Wheeler saw me a nice 16/23 (70% in some test we had done where the only marks lost were the ones I BS’d in… then lunch I “had lunch” with Simon and Oli… so I sat there and had a drink they ate biscuits… then I think I talked to Luke and Max again. or something. Then the last lessons GENERAL STUDIES! This was fun… well, we did our presentation… after Chris Adlem’s and Melissa’s who got like 2 lots of 9 and 10 and 2 lots of 8 and 7 (from Luke and I and another group). Luke did most the talking, but he wrote most of it… I was there for my good looks… or as Luke would say it, Scarecrow looks… (speaking of which, apparently some girl I’ve never met or spoken to but Adam seems to know says I’m scary… hooray for judging a book by it’s cover…) we got 10 for everything… except one… Melissa gave us a 10 and a 9… she was just bitter…. and said I needed to speak more, and that was all she put… how bitter she is…

Then at the end of Maths I bought a shiny new CALCULATORRRRR. Then it was HOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!

I must say I woke up on Wednesday thinking, “Sweet, the weekend… wait a minute…. It’s FUCKING WEDNESDAY!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!”

So Thursday felt like Friday…. for some reason my weeks are weird.

This was a day where I only had one lesson because the last two days were filled with Graphic pictures… this one lesson we had a test which I believe BSing failed… a lot… but then I put that Protease is produced in the stomach, that’s wrong apparently… then later it says in a table, “Organ made: Stomach, Enzyme: _____ Substance: Protein, Product: ____” which for those of you that don’t know… Protease is the enzyme for Protein…. that’s just my thoughts and realisation though…

So, I believe at some point Luke said…. “MAGICAL EEEEEELVES!!!!!!” Which is now spelt with 6 Es at the start… you had to be there really… Lunch was about, I spoke to Chloé a bit (I had also spoken to her in the morning about things) then she went to go find Adam and people. I sat back down and Nico was trying to get into a Cheese Sammich… instead of opening it like a normal boy, he ripped it open sending cheese everywhere… I saw this a good time to leave… The sun was shining so I spoke to Chloé and Adam on the Garden, we were later joined by Nico and Tom. Tom arranged a meeting place for us all then the bell went… whilst in Registration Tom poked his head around the door… when I was out, he was gone… and outside Fletch’s form… this small group soon grew into a band of merry men (with Nico next to me suddenly). So we watched the horrifying videos… one of which there was a boy playing in a garden. I jokingly thought, “A car is gonna crash through and mow him down.” (Shit, moth!) then it cut to a boy playing football… I thought this was the young boy older… the guy was drinking, then driving, slipped on the road… spun through a fence… the small boy was there… the car steam rolled the small boy…. I was like, “whut…?” But yeah… it is a good thing I didn’t plan on driving until after Uni…

Wait… that was thursday… okay… I then talked to Bethany Huls until some time…

Friday was the do nothing day… I also thought that day was Saturday. I spoke to Bethany all day until about 3:45 where I then trawled the internet and slept till 6:45am… then saturday I played a bit more of FF12 and got a monster killing combo of about 150….

Then I did nothing… I ended up watching Blade 2 in my bed…. I fell asleep around 11:30 and then woke up at 1:41 am and checked the internet a bit… then slept… alas, i woke up at my normal time then thought, “bed looks comfy…” and fell asleep until 9am…

Then today, I… talked to Bethany Huls a bit after lunch and did some work… oh also, Thursday I forgot to hand my work in that was a day late… I realised it wasn’t in my bag as I walked past the Staff room and thought, “OH SHIT!”… ah well.

Saturday guess what turned up… the sexiest thing EVER! Scud the Disposable assassin turned up! It’s friggin GIANT. Plus, it is awesome! There is this awesome bit where this guy went out on a balcony and said, “could it be falling any heavier?” then got crushed by a Zombie t-rex… that had a camera on it’s face… then when this happened they tried to get this guy out of a building through the elevator… the elevator came up and went “Ding” they were confused the doors opened… then two Zombie raptors (with Cameras on their heads) burst out…. plus there is a guy with “intel inside” on his forehead and the Atari logo on his belly… it is sooo awesome… I mean… Scud went a bit CRAZY… got some barbed wire… wrapped it around his head and said, “I’m Jesus Christ with a laser gun, and you’re all going to hell.” ALSO he had a Mini gun… with 4 things to it… so he was holding it and said, “I’m programmed to only retaliate when threatened” A tin can hit his head and he killed like… nearly everyone… plus in this world everyone is some kind of genetic freak show… so yeah… buy it! it is AWESOMENESS!!!

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Feeling tired…

But that is what comes with not REALLY sleeping for the last…. well, since school started…

Not much happened Wednesday and Thursday…

Friday is where it all kicked off… the lessons were a wee bit dull, Lunch I went onto the garden and talked to Rose, Eliza, Chloé and Clio whilst they ate cake, Clio went away then Ash came over. We talked, then Ash fell on Eliza… at some point Adam and Max came over. As well as Rose and Eliza leaving…

Chelsea and Joel and… Donna… came out for a small chat… then went away. Lunch was over and then after maths I walked out to the garden and thought, “where is everyone?”. Turns out everyone was in the common room… so I went there… after some gentle persuading, we walked out… and began to go to the garden… then realised it was really cold… and went back. Chloé finished the french she was doing… or gave up… and we then talked about lots of things. (by “We” I mean, Adam, Chloé, Max and I).

When I got home I talked to Bethany then I think I played some rock band. Then we had dinner, fish ‘n’ chips. Then afterwards, I opened my DS, put in pokemon… and then through the magical power of Wi-fi, I was talking to Bethany Huls in Florida… which was an odd experience to begin with… because we’d never PROPERLY spoken to each other before… so yeah… throughout there was a lot of me swearing as I ran around my room trying to find another hot spot. But yeah, it was entertaining… it was funny because I could hear a lot of what was going on in the background. Even funnier when her mum ended up saying that we needed to pack it up when it was like… 1am or nearly 1am… HA, we did that till 2:30am and started somewhere between 8:30pm and 9:00pm. But yeah, it was pretty fun… I stood on my bed… nearly fell… did fall, sat under my quilt to try and sound proof it…

Saturday, I woke up and had some breakfast! Then I think I… oh yeah… my brother didn’t go out… oh wait, he did… and I FINALLY managed to get back to where I was on FF12 before I accidentally corrupted the data… then I played Maplestory with Bethany until… 2:30am…

Sunday… pretty much the same… played Maple with Bethany till midnight… the last hour was with her mum… as well…

I went to sleep so early because I was sort of zoning out, but still attacking, whilst playing… which nearly got me killed a few times…

Also, since Friday, I know have her voice going round, right round… like a record… so yeah….

Today, well, today was today… Maths was… hell if I remember… Chemistry was okay, because Mr Hillier wasn’t too bad today… although I did nearly fall asleep when doing the same thing for the third time. We were practising using Pipettes and the fillers with the pinch valves… so it was mostly just cleaning them out with the liquid we would use… in this case distilled water… YAWN! Did it last year…

Physics we were given 6 new formula that I sort of managed to remember… I can remember…. 4 of them…. then Chemistry was just lots of formula work again… I managed to be the only one to do the last question in the book that was long… it was funny, at the end of the lesson Mr Hillier was saying, “Question 3b is a bit difficult.” Then I just held up my sheet saying, “I’ve done it, and I got it correct.” Cause I had looked in the back to check… *shining star for Chris*.

Then the day was over… I got a short talk with Bethany, then she went to school again… she’ll be back soon ish… maybe… then I deleted Luke from my Facebook friends…

Oh… something I forgot… Archery was fun…

Paired Reading, there isn’t much to say about it… my guy can’t read very well (painfully at times) don’t know the plot of the book, I don’t know what I’m doing… I just correct him on half of his mistakes… (the other half I feel to “hung over” (from sleep deprivation) to do so….) then we were told to write nice comments in the book… but he can’t read… not as if he is gonna know what I wrote…

Other news, warning! ANIME! Bleach chapter 376 was pretty cool… I guess… and Episodes 153 and 154 (?) in english dub were pretty good as well… the 100 and something Arrancar with the afro sounded a lot like Mr T when he said, “Is that all you got foo’!?”

Now I’m a bit sleepy… and i’ve finished watching a film called Lonely Man, it was funny. A bit predictable at times… but still quite good. Now to stay up until the next Comedy film that ends at 2:45am….

Hoarding the Horde

More on that later…. or if you don’t care much for my life, just Ctrl+F and type in Horde and you’ll probably find it.

So, sunday was pretty eventful I guess. Spent most the day helping my mum clean the pond. By help, I meant go inside until it was clean… then get lost in all the lining stuff, there was a lot, help with that a bit… then fill some of it in…. and then leave the hose going. HOORAY! I helped! I also downloaded Maplestory and played that a small time…. Then later I realised I had done VERY little work and crammed it in, with yells at some people/person.

Monday was just Monday really… the morning was boring… Chemistry was kinda chemical and easy… Physics… I forgot what we learned or what we were meant to have learned…. Lunch we sat on the garden and talked mostly about year 8 and other event things through school life… then Rose realised she had to read about… 8 chapters or something of her book in 30 minutes… so she got Chloé to read it to her.

Today, It was Tuesday, so this meant I did sweet eff all…. First period I was hoping to talk to Chloé, but that didn’t exactly work out… so I did maths… then I finished maths and did NOTHING… Period 4 Tom and I left the school for Fram at 12:30. We got into Co-op at 12:40 and back at school at like… 1:05… we ran down, mostly, just for funs… and then ran back some of it but the run up was worse because it was uphill and we were heavier… Then Lunch, I can’t remember much of what I did… earlier in the day, I taught Nat how to do Chemistry and let … uh… his name ends in E… borrow my physics work…

I watched Simon get covered in nail varnish and have his hair brushed into epic LULZ!

Physics, well, not much happened… lots of fun names like ZETAMETER and EXAMETER! Part way through our lesson Ash’s phone went off… and what was the tune… that’s right, the Metal Gear Solid phone noise… I think only about two people in the class got that… me, and apparently Doogie baby…. Well, we were told to plot the impossible… and then the lesson ended…

WHEN I GOT HOME!!!!! My brother and I played some Halo 3 thinking that we wouldn’t lag like a bitch because of my mum not being on work (or working at the office) and no maple story was up to drain the resources… we were wrong… however there was enough time on Halo 3 to change my player symbol thing to a black cat with a yellow Texan hat and a red bow-tie. My brother changed his to a white cat, with a pink hat and a purple bow-tie.

With that failing we started to play Gears of War 2 on Horde mode. We played a small bit then James Kieth came online and started talking to my brother via headsets… and here is the cool bit… my brother threw the other headset at my face… I plugged it in, and BAM I was talking with James… we did a bit of Horde mode then Ralph Churcher came online, so we got him into our game… it was BLOODY AWESOME! Hilarious… and just AWESOME! The main theme seemed to be tagging shit… like tagging the big guys… by tag, for all you silly people, it means getting a grenade… then SMACKING it onto an enemy, then it sticks… then they blow up. This is fun when you get a sudden scream of, “Help, I’m down!!!!” Then followed by, “Never mind, I tagged myself, I’m dead now.” or “SWEET! I tagged a Bloodmount!” well, we got owned at wave 30… because James has left us sometime before… and dinner was ready….

That was pretty much it for that…

Well, I then ate 6 lots of 29% of my GDA of sugar… in a row…

Well, now I’m bored and I am wondering what I did back in the day to pass the time until like 2am… well… tomorrow will be fun… with Luke……………………. TOWNEND!!!!!!!!!! OHHOHOHOHOH! in General studies… because General studies is shit…

When a Girl Gives You A Smile…

Don’t be deceived she only wants you to father her child! And he’s probably not even cute!

Thursday started with a let down of there NOT being Paired Reading because the lower sixth wanted to do it SO much that 70 people applied, and there aren’t 70 illiterate kids in the lower school…. instead, I had to talk to people… GAWD! I mean, I was hoping to be struggling through a book with a small child and resisting the urge to smash their face into a table…

The free period I had was pretty suck arse… we played cards in the common room and I completely destroyed a game of Go Fish. Then JJ came in because some arses were being too loud so he then saw our secret gambling circuit and told us to stop…

Bio was next, and boring as EVER! Break… well yeah, it was only break time, don’t expect like GIANT explosions of awesome to happen… only so much can happen in 20 odd minutes… or even15… I then had a double free, which I attempted to do some work. Then Melissa sat next to me and threw insults at me whilst I was trying to work. She can be such a bully… I moved away to work by myself and silently stab myself… on the inside…. that sort of metaphor thang…

Lunch, not much happened… I walked about a bit then talked to Chloé and people on the garden. Just as a side note, James Webster (I believe that be his name) can be a bit of a cunt… and lacks this thing called a sense of humour… ah well….

So DOUBLE Bio… so it was crap… for once the experiment worked… by that I mean shit didn’t spill everywhere and all over my hands, etc…

Then it was the end of the day. My aim was to stay up ALLLLLLl night to see how much it would mess my mind up for a school day… instead I was talking on MSN to someone at around about 2am or later… then I woke up at my desk to the sound of my phone.

Around about 8am my phone went off in my pocket… not only was it a fun Fanfare… it was from Chloé, shockingly, wishing me a happy European Day of Languages. We then had a short conversation then Simon was on the bus and I’d left the house.

Upon arrival, not much happened… I got a german sticker saying something in German, not of choice, not many left… Then it fell off, with force… “Accidentally” by my hand.

Physics with Fletch involved an experiment that involved some working out that I took 3 attempts at… making mistakes with all of them. Oddly, Ben relies on me as some kind of Physics back up… well that has to be the dumbest move of the year… Weights fell, I sort of jumped/quickly withdrew my limbs and feet as I was putting the last weight on…

Break…

Chemistry was FUN! However Naomi FINALLY got something and then wouldn’t shut up as Mr Peters was trying to tell everyone stuff… plus she called a triangular based pyramid a Triangular based Prism… this was for the little model of Methane…. She OBVIOUSLY has no idea what a prism is…. because that was anything but it… ah well, I’ll have to keep that to myself because she seemed pretty set on the idea of it being a prism…

Lunch, I ate lunch with Simon, Max and… uh L… Luh… Lu something… ah well, it isn’t important… Then I was on the garden for a bunch as Simon tackled Lu… uh… I keep forgetting his name… to the floor in a rather rough way… then spoke to people…

Maths was quite easy… then Period 6 I went on the Garden with Eliza and then talked to Eliza, Adam and Chloé for that time.

Then today I basically did not much… other than FINALLY catch up to where I had gotten to on FF12 before I’d managed to corrupt my data…

Also, at some point in those days Rosie did something….

You also may notice to your right that there is something new… cause it’s awesome!